Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

[Puerile Burger]

This is all an elaborate op to seduce the goth chick that works at the Shell station.

 

[Null]

How did this pass the mustard test to get featured? This isn't even an original joke. The Ashkenazi DNA results gets recycled every 3 months.

I thought it was funny, and that is the bar of entry. You can file a complaint to our PO Box.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I told him blowing his cover was a bad idea, guy didn't listen to me. Very disappointed in him.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

You can keep him

 

[Male Idiot]

He is Irish and Jewish? Is he... jewrish? Lovecraft's worst nightmare!

 

[Pelican Bones]

How did this pass the mustard test to get featured? This isn't even an original joke. The Ashkenazi DNA results gets recycled every 3 months.

My heckin retard site didn't do due diligence with a mustard test? I'm demanding a refund.

 

[Punished Derich]

My heckin retard site didn't do due diligence with a mustard test? I'm demanding a refund.

This but unironically

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't care if he's a Chosenite or not, but I do need to know if that POV shot of him in Santa's Workshop with the neckbeard is real, because it is extremely funny.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I have yet to see a white supremacist that's actually white

All White Supremacists are mystery meat until pictures or DNA lab results are provided. NO EXCEPTIONS.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm assuming it's a joke but like Null said earlier in the thread "Haha I'm a Jewish mongrel" is just a self own isn't it?

 

[GaryGray]

I AM A MEMBER OF THE PROMISED TRIBE! I AM FUNNY! I AM A YOUNG HIP NUMBER TWO OF AMERICA FIRST!

I AM NOT A SAD OLD GNOME LIVING ALONE!

 

[Coach Blue Pill]

That ain't Beardson...

...is it?

 

[Forgot My Old Account :(]

The feature title should actually be "Josh gets trolled epic style by Beardsoy Queerly"

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Beansoy pictured

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Very very disappointing. Whenever I see this thread featured, I get my hopes up that he finally Ronnie McNutted.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

I had no idea Harry Knowles was a filter option.

 

[Thomas Talus]

So what degree of mischling is he? Someone around here must know.

 

[hawkisnight]

Jewsh you're drunk.

 

[Goocubelets]

This thread really is proof autists just take everything at face value lmao

 

[Satan SoJoe]

What kind of retard falls for such an obvious troll job?