Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Sigmahat]

Of course. this being the cucks, Bex whined and added stipulations like the therapist needing to be pro polyam ect. So in the end they found someone who seems to enable Bex as much as they do. If not more.

I mean, yeah, that's like going out and finding a pro-smoking primary care doctor.

People with their heads screwed on straight know "polyamory" isn't about having multiple deep, meaningful relationships concurrently- I'm not saying that's impossible, how should I know? I'm saying that it simply isn't how human beings work- we aren't living the dream AND obsessively discussing theory with ever-increasing levels of jargon and groupthink to ensure only our fellow miserable goblins can participate. Happy people don't sit around jerking themselves off in the glow of a Playstation long enough to come up with words like "metamour".

Anyone who identifies themselves as being polyamorous is by definition not perfectly content and secure- I mean, think about it, our ancestors having coke-fueled key parties mostly didn't feel the need to label it at all, and if they did they identified as swingers (we like fucking people outside our marriage sometimes) not "polyamorous" (it's not about fucking, it's about loooove, but please listen to my disgusting bragging about my sex life, because it's actually about validation). Polyamory is something a Disney-obsessed BPD teenage virgin who heard rumors about swinging would decide it's all about.

Becky doesn't LIKE sex- I wouldn't either if I had to fuck her swamp-man harem, gross- so any sex she doesn't brag to the Internet about having is worthless, and any sex that it turns out wasn't a man validating her existence retroactively becomes rape. Any dude willing to stick his dick in Becky is going to be repulsive in bed, and any therapist worth their salt would clock her bullshit immediately and cut her loose, so here she is, accreting more degenerates like a lard-based neutron star.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky has to go with Sam when he gets his hair cut because he's not capable of communicating the haircut he wants. Doesn't sound exhausting at all.

Also, did you guys know that a bad haircut is LITERAL gender dysphoria? Here I thought that 22 year old at Supercuts was just inexperienced - guess she's actually a TRANSPHOBE for cutting my hair too short that one time.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Becky has to go with Sam when he gets his hair cut because he's not capable of communicating the haircut he wants. Doesn't sound exhausting at all.

Also, did you guys know that a bad haircut is LITERAL gender dysphoria? Here I thought that 22 year old at Supercuts was just inexperienced - guess she's actually a TRANSPHOBE for cutting my hair too short that one time.
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she probably offered to go supervise because hot normie 20-something year olds in yoga pants might steal her man lol. Also if we’re taking what she’s relaying at face value, it sounds like Sam tried to open up to her about something painful and she’s like “hello I have blue hair this is relevant to your traumatic experiences with your dad let’s talk about me instead you’re being rude” writing it off as “mansplaining” when he’s trying to connect emotionally with her is pretty cruel. For someone obsessed with her hair like she claims you’d think she’d put more effort into not looking like a blue Brillo pad but that’s none of my business.

 

[Trombonista]

Becky has to go with Sam when he gets his hair cut because he's not capable of communicating the haircut he wants. Doesn't sound exhausting at all.

Also, did you guys know that a bad haircut is LITERAL gender dysphoria? Here I thought that 22 year old at Supercuts was just inexperienced - guess she's actually a TRANSPHOBE for cutting my hair too short that one time.
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This is proof that Becky has no idea what gender dysphoria even is. I mean, we already knew that, but it's nice to have proof.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Becky has to go with Sam when he gets his hair cut because he's not capable of communicating the haircut he wants. Doesn't sound exhausting at all.

Also, did you guys know that a bad haircut is LITERAL gender dysphoria? Here I thought that 22 year old at Supercuts was just inexperienced - guess she's actually a TRANSPHOBE for cutting my hair too short that one time.
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My brain legit started aching a bit reading this shit. So, let me try to see if this is what everyone else is getting out of it - Sam, a cis male, would have his cis male-ness triggered by having short hair? That's it? That's the story? How does that make any fucking sense whatsoever? Who is this story for and what does she even get out of telling it? Oh, that's right, she got to talk down about him at the end because she's forbidden him from reading her social media and can therefore treat him like shit in the public square to all of his friends and family without him seeing it himself. Cunt.

 

[Temperance]

This might've already been posted here, but just in case:
https://archive.is/NfXN0
https://archive.ph/h6BgP

I find it really interesting how Yonah Bex Gerber, who is one of the three board members of Liz Fong-Jones' End Networked Harassment organization, is baselessly calling liberal journalist Jesse Singal a pedophile.

And even after the Bluesky Safety team confirmed that they weren't going to ban Jesse Singal from the platform (because he hadn't actually done anything wrong), she called this an "explicit invitation" of "networked harassment". Note that at the time Yonah was posting this, it was actually the seething Bluesky troons who were doing all the harassment - including spamming Jesse Singal's (alleged) home address and threatening him with violence & death. See: [1] [2] [3] [4]

Very curious!

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Unrelated:

There are five (5) adults in their household, and apparently not a single one of them thought (or could be bothered) to flatten the boxes and stack them in a tidy pile. Easier to just complain, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Over on Reddit, Becky subtly revealed herself to be one of those "dog racism" pitbull defenders.

Spoiler: Context

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/vent...usual_simi_valley_incident/m369l2t/?context=3

I checked on FetLife again, and I'm sure you guys will be shocked to learn that Jackson was active there even on Christmas/Hanukkah.

Spoiler: Little bit NSFW

(In fact, I scrolled through his recent activity and can confirm that he's been active on FetLife almost every day this month. December 22nd was the only day where he didn't "Like" something.)

Nothing new from Becky or Sam on FetLife. Not sure if this was ever posted, though:

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Over on LinkedIn:


Becky co-signs the gloating from Liz Fong-Jones after getting Kevin Crawley fired from his job for (allegedly) having a Kiwifarms account.


Becky whines about her mutuals not being obsessively pro-troon enough for her liking. Also complains about pronouns / being misgendered.



She's also been doing the classic Becky thing of jumping into other people's discussions and trying to pick a fight with the randos there. Most of it is boring, but I thought this was kinda funny:



Becky once again brings up the dead troon she ghosted (who was totally her fiancé, btw!!). The context was just some clueless business guy trying to get people to feel sorry for the CEO who was assassinated by Luigi Mangione.

 

[I Just Want To Read]

The haircut tweet is hilarious.

I wonder if Joel is the guy Becky claimed fatshamed Hannah at Christmas, since he's commenting on her cheeks.

I will resist my urge to sperg about pitbulls. That said, this makes me wonder if Becky is planning to get a pitbull just so she can use that to trigger arguments online. She'd definitely take pictures of the pitbull playing with Hannah, then once the "wait until it mauls your child" comments come in, she'd go on a righteous rant about how this is racism or how pitbulls are definitely part of her heritage or some shit.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

writing it off as “mansplaining” when he’s trying to connect emotionally with her is pretty cruel.

It’s another method of abuse. Whenever they talk about themselves, make them feel bad about it. When they stand up for themselves, make them feel bad about it. Destroy their sense of self.

I like how Becky thinks being “non-binary” has anything to do with the situation. She presents as female. “Oh no it’s so hard, I get misgendered because of the hairstyle I chose for myself!” Fuck off, pick-me.

Becky once again brings up the dead troon she ghosted (who was totally her fiancé, btw!!). The context was just some clueless business guy trying to get people to feel sorry for the CEO who was assassinated by Luigi Mangione.

Not her fiancée? Hey Becky, maybe she died because you kept misgendering her. Fucking Nazi, probably too busy burning crosses and lynching gays to remember poor Krissy’s pronouns.

 

[AnOminous]

To specify that she’s totally Jewish and they don’t celebrate but she’s magnanimously allowed her infant daughter to receive some Christmas joy from her Christian grandparents who are Christian btw

Jews do not go to Disney to eat lobster on Passover.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Over on LinkedIn:

This picture kills me. I’ve been laughing for five minutes now. Surrounded by a holiday cast of the Retarded Muppets, Hannah looks like she is planning to downright murder somebody with a meat cleaver.

And imagine looking at pictures from your first Christmas and your pops is wearing a DOG DAD sweater? Hannah has probably taught herself to read and is seething. Family annihilation saga when?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And imagine looking at pictures from your first Christmas and your pops is wearing a DOG DAD sweater?

While holding Becky. Damn, that German’s throwing some shade!

 

[The Judean People's Front]

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This picture kills me. I’ve been laughing for five minutes now. Surrounded by a holiday cast of the Retarded Muppets, Hannah looks like she is planning to downright murder somebody with a meat cleaver.

And imagine looking at pictures from your first Christmas and your pops is wearing a DOG DAD sweater? Hannah has probably taught herself to read and is seething. Family annihilation saga when?

Where's Sam? At what point does he get to be part of the Eugenics propaganda family photo? It is impressive she got Danny to put on actual pants, though.


Don't zoom in on this - can confirm this is her nipple. Also confirms how low and swangin' those things are. Man, she's gross.

Also, I love the caveat on her pronouns spiel - that everyone deserves to be called what they want "within reason." Within who's sense of reason, Becky? Because I personally find it unreasonable to call fat dangerhair Moms anything but "she."

 

[Trombonista]

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This picture kills me. I’ve been laughing for five minutes now. Surrounded by a holiday cast of the Retarded Muppets, Hannah looks like she is planning to downright murder somebody with a meat cleaver.

And imagine looking at pictures from your first Christmas and your pops is wearing a DOG DAD sweater? Hannah has probably taught herself to read and is seething. Family annihilation saga when?

Maybe Hannah just wants some pants.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Hannah, who previously was said to be walking, is now not even crawling. Archive is being a pain in the ass and not pulling this one, help requested.



It is true that some babies don't crawl, and just scoot everywhere then walk, but this is obviously not a walking or even independently standing child.

 

[Temperance]

Hannah, who previously was said to be walking, is now not even crawling. Archive is being a pain in the ass and not pulling this one, help requested.

Yeah, Archive.is seems to be broken for now.
Alternative archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Luv9B
And the video (downloaded using cobalt.tools):

 

[Temperance]

Just a few weeks ago, Becky & co were pretending to be so desperately poor that they could only afford to get Hannah two gifts for Christmas.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archiv...ca-marie-hernandez-gerber.25523/post-20020052
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/q3o2X


Even if we ignore all the other evidence that money isn't much of a concern for them (for example: Becky's daily weed consumption), here's Becky - just a week after Christmas - talking about throwing away $20 on a rented movie she's not going to bother to watch. It doesn't have subtitles, y'all!
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0b2wB

She's such a ridiculous person.

 

[lindsayfan]

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This picture kills me. I’ve been laughing for five minutes now. Surrounded by a holiday cast of the Retarded Muppets, Hannah looks like she is planning to downright murder somebody with a meat cleaver.

she looks like the evil unibrow baby from the simpsons that feuds with maggie, crossed with a mythical tanuki



yes i'm starting 2025 making fun of a baby's appearance

 

[Zemblan Physics]

she looks like the evil unibrow baby from the simpsons that feuds with maggie, crossed with a mythical tanuki
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yes i'm starting 2025 making fun of a baby's appearance

The baby is NOT fotogenique, but I gotta be honest, she was a hell of a lot cuter in the crawling video above than in any photo I’ve seen. Extra points to her for shaking her head vigorously at Mommy Dearest, too.

 

[unexpected onions]

Even if we ignore all the other evidence that money isn't much of a concern for them (for example: Becky's daily weed consumption), here's Becky - just a week after Christmas - talking about throwing away $20 on a rented movie she's not going to bother to watch. It doesn't have subtitles, y'all!
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0b2wB

She's such a ridiculous person.

Isn't Gladiator in english anyway? Is she pretending she doesn't understand it well or what's the problem here?

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Sensory processing issues so severe that she couldn’t possibly understand or enjoy the movie without subtitles, so there’s no way for her to watch this movie she bought herself.