Sam Hyde

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If ANY OTHER lolcow had a picture like this of himself NAKED with a 16 year old girl nobody would do the whole "uhhh do you have any akshual proof? I am going to have to see his penis actually enter her vagina to believe this."

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At least be honest and say that you just DON'T CARE that your e-daddy fucks children because you think he is funny and don't actually have moral values.
You seem really certain to call everyone who doesn't outright have a negative opinion of someone you don't like their e-daddy you gotta calm down on the sperging for a minute and actually form an argument before I send Stefan Molymeme over. Beyond the picture of this and no allegations from Marky herself coming out with allegations its again a non starter
 
Nah you just use Channing as an excuse. You all know he did it and don't care, idk why you even bother to lie about this when there's multiple pictures of Sam and Marky together and this has been known forever. You just don't actually give a shit if your e-daddy fucks kids.
I'm just telling you the reason no one believes it. The origination was from it being constantly astroturfed on 4chan by Channing and because of that, no one believes there's truth behind it.
 
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If ANY OTHER lolcow had a picture like this of himself NAKED with a 16 year old girl nobody would do the whole "uhhh do you have any akshual proof? I am going to have to see his penis actually enter her vagina to believe this."

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At least be honest and say that you just DON'T CARE that your e-daddy fucks children because you think he is funny and don't actually have moral values.
She's wearing a shirt and there's a squat rack behind them in that photo, it's also obvious she's having a regular nosebleed. Plus, as far as I'm aware the age of the other person in this photo has never been confirmed, nor has this girl ever verifiably identified herself and spoken firsthand about her relationship with Sam. If this is the best/only evidence you can get in the 8+ years this stupid copypasta has been passed around by that heroin addict Channing then Sam must be a pretty innocent guy.
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I love the coach red pill multi camera set up.

May he Rest in Peace.

Ukraine will pay for this
Sam just released a 46 minute video for Elon
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Timestamps:
Why This Video: 01:58
Not About Hate for Indians: 05:48
It's Not About Exceptional Indians: 07:36
Human Beings Are Interchangeable Economic Units: 09:56
Same Argument for Hispanics: 13:50
Competing with China: 15:29
"Winning": 22:06
What is a Nation: 30:31
Americans Aren't Good Enough: 33:24
People Will Forgive You: 37:02
Ultimately: 38:22

Elon will probably reply with a "TL;DW version, please?"
 
Gotta be honest Sam's Alogs are gayer and lamer than his ballwashers now. It was funny when he was in a content drought and blaming Tim "we can't say that" Heidecker for everything but now it just feels like Exfans who can't comprehend that their tastes have changed and actually it's Sam who changed and thats a bad thing.
Sam could put a little paper hat on his head and his detractors will overanalyze how it's the death of comedy and how he's being payed for by homosexual devil masons o Algo.
 
Nah you just use Channing as an excuse. You all know he did it and don't care, idk why you even bother to lie about this when there's multiple pictures of Sam and Marky together and this has been known forever. You just don't actually give a shit if your e-daddy fucks kids.
This is the kind of elaborate sophist argumentation that your parents make to their friends after everyone saw you in your sister's dress
 
listen if you wanna be allowed to kill your unborn childr- *ahem* CLUMP OF UNDEVELOPED CELLS THAT IS LEGALLY NOT A HUMAN INFANT under the law, then you also have to stop calling 16 year olds children when the law says otherwise. you don't get to have your cake and eat it too.

null doesn't care either. stop supporting him or you have no moral values.
"wuh bluh but N-Null said-" god your mind is terminally brainrotted from e-daddy worship to the point you are completely unable to have your own opinions and actually think "but my other e-daddy said it's okay!" is a valid argument. Stop projecting your lust for Null's cock in your ass on me, retard.
 
A person's actions define their character. I don't actually know if Sam Hyde did rape some underage girl, but if he did it would be a real head-scratcher to see this place defend him while doing stuff like insisting people who like/draw loli anime art are basically real-life child abusers.

people sperg about all kinds of dumb shit absent purpose. lots of people on this forum are ragepillers with nothing better to do than screech autistically online. that doesn't disqualify them from being attracted to a message that speaks to the deeper reasons why they feel the need to do that shit. pointing out their hypocrisy reddit-style doesn't win anybody any points.

Sam shitting on John Carmack after John was finger wagging people for canceling pro-Trump Asasination ball washers was great also. Hopefully the mockery of Elon doesn't let up. Nerds need shoved in a locker occasionally to remind them their shit does indeed stink.

as a DOOM sperg this was heartbreaking. kill your heroes.
 
"wuh bluh but N-Null said-" god your mind is terminally brainrotted from e-daddy worship to the point you are completely unable to have your own opinions and actually think "but my other e-daddy said it's okay!" is a valid argument. Stop projecting your lust for Null's cock in your ass on me, retard.
Stop projecting this e-daddy shit on others, also if you're this mad at a lolcow you become the lolcow.
 
It was a good video. I agree with almost every point he made.

I somewhat disagree that what defines an American isn't a set of ideas and beliefs. More specifically, those things are part of a culture, and immigrants can assimilate and become American, legally and culturally. Some of the best Americans are first generation Americans, and some of the worst people in the country have been here for several generations.

However... that doesn't mean the country will remain authentically American no matter who shows up (and in what numbers) and gets the legal stamp of approval from the State. The biggest issue we have now as a nation is that we don't all know what the country is, what we stand for, and we don't force newcomers to assimilate because we don't have a shared idea of what they should be assimilating into. (And because women think it would be "mean," probably. )

Multiculturalism is a sham, and everyone knows it. Little Italy and Chinatown are fine to exist, but everyone there should be learning English, integrating into broader local communities, and dropping any previous beliefs and cultural practices that conflict with American ideals. They should not just feel a social pressure and judgement to do these things. They should be afraid not to do it for fear of being deported.

I would say they should also be integrating into their broader local communities... but the internet and the many deaths of churches have destroyed feelings and ideas of local community. It's one of the biggest problems we have in the modern world, and only a technological collapse, a huge disaster, or a seriously powerful social fad will accomplish anything like bringing it back. But that doesn't mean new immigrants shouldn't be held to an even higher standard than "native" Americans in that regard, because they want to be here, and we do not need them here.

And the rates of legal immigration are a problem, too. Illegals are all scum, and most people understand that. But too many legal immigrants in too short a time will be just as damaging. Look at Europe. Look at Canada.

We have to get rid of birthright citizenship. We have to.

I'm re-listening to the video, and have a few more comments.

Some people do work much longer than 40 hours a week. They do this not as a sustained lifestyle but because they're building towards a goal, sometimes in a bad situation.

The Chinese workers (the ones actually making their own choices) who work in factories with dormitories and suicide nets are doing it for a reason. They want to get ahead in life instead of living as subsistence farmers (like most of the population of China). They're also living in a developing nation where labor is plentiful and, thus, cheap. The work can be dangerous and demoralizing, and the wages are low relative to what developed nations expect. But the work also gives them a chance to build something for the future, something better than what they would otherwise have. They live in a different market than ours. This is the reality of life for many, many people in developing nations.

America has largely moved passed this stage of development. Our wealth has brought us to a higher standard of living and given us less need to overwork our fingers to the bone. We can worry less about the threats of gnawing privation and destitution. We have financial problems too, of course, but we don't have as many as people from developing countries. We do not have to worry quite as often about the need to earn now to make sure our children have better lives. Our ancestors did a lot of that in building the country into what it is now.

None of the above is good or bad. It's all a description of the observed facts of the world.

People from a developed market can benefit by business dealing with other, less-developed markets. This is a core and crucial part of how Westerners afford so much of what we have in the modern world. We get things made more cheaply by people happy to do the work for less. Then we can afford those things. Everyone wins. This is basic economics.

The problem with the H1B visa thing is not that this basic economic principle is being applied and exploited by American companies, all of whom are competing against other companies that will do that. The problem is that we don't have an actual job market meritocracy in place in our own country. You have illegal, DEI-fueled hiring discrimination against white men that crazy women simultaneously say they're happy about while also denying is happening. You also have businesses playing legal games pretending to consider American workers while outright tossing their resumes in the trash in favor of pre-determined Pajeet code-shitters. If this were happening overseas, it would just be a fact that coding doesn't get done anymore in the U.S. in much the same way iPhones aren't built here. But it's being done in our faces while the companies lie about it.

So it's simply a fact that some jobs have become too expensive to do in America, and the parts of that truth that aren't related to market differences are due to overregulation. But the domestic job market does not need to import people to do work they could do remotely, and, in any case, Americans do not care about saving even more money if it means losing our culture and our country. That's the personal limit of savingsmaxxing for Americans,or at least for this small-L libertarian. The Americans who are here right now are absolutely more important than "dreamers."

Also, we do not need Pajeet anchor babies being crapped out as American citizens by H1B visa holders. Fuck that. We don't want to become like Canada. Outsourcing jobs is rough enough on our population without the population growing via illegal's kids. That just makes the problem worse.
 
"wuh bluh but N-Null said-" god your mind is terminally brainrotted from e-daddy worship to the point you are completely unable to have your own opinions and actually think "but my other e-daddy said it's okay!" is a valid argument. Stop projecting your lust for Null's cock in your ass on me, retard.
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The fucking Google Nest thermostat spergout in the video is epic as fuck. I have one of those, I turn the thermostat down 5 degrees and I come back 20m later and its set back to 70.
If ANY OTHER lolcow had a picture like this of himself NAKED with a 16 year old girl nobody would do the whole "uhhh do you have any akshual proof? I am going to have to see his penis actually enter her vagina to believe this."

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At least be honest and say that you just DON'T CARE that your e-daddy fucks children because you think he is funny and don't actually have moral values.
Oh my fucking god what the fuck is this picture?
 
Sam shitting on John Carmack after John was finger wagging people for canceling pro-Trump Asasination ball washers was great also. Hopefully the mockery of Elon doesn't let up. Nerds need shoved in a locker occasionally to remind them their shit does indeed stink.
This is so sad because John Carmack is not actually one of those pencil-necked nerds, he was always more like a jacked and based half-chad-half-nerd. Yet he still ends up peddling this gay ass little nerd rhetoric like the rest of those nerds. Never meet your idols guys.
 
Sam just released a 46 minute video for Elon
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Timestamps:
Why This Video: 01:58
Not About Hate for Indians: 05:48
It's Not About Exceptional Indians: 07:36
Human Beings Are Interchangeable Economic Units: 09:56
Same Argument for Hispanics: 13:50
Competing with China: 15:29
"Winning": 22:06
What is a Nation: 30:31
Americans Aren't Good Enough: 33:24
People Will Forgive You: 37:02
Ultimately: 38:22

This video and its many oddities (27:10 aspect ratio for one) felt like a true homage to the school of Coach Red Pill! I also got great "first date questions / hitlers top guy" vibes from the whole thing and thought it could do with a much rougher (slightly deceptive but still chronological) cut, without having to splice anything.
So I've condensed it down to about 17 minutes of what I name

Dear Elon - BASED recut (in glorious 1:1 aspect ratio):
 
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If ANY OTHER lolcow had a picture like this of himself NAKED with a 16 year old girl nobody would do the whole "uhhh do you have any akshual proof? I am going to have to see his penis actually enter her vagina to believe this."

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At least be honest and say that you just DON'T CARE that your e-daddy fucks children because you think he is funny and don't actually have moral values.
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It's time to move on, lidl hambeast.
Do not fear, there are plenty of actual pedophile rapists out there to denigrate. But if you keep crying wolf, don't be surprised when people stop taking you seriously.
"wuh bluh but N-Null said-" god your mind is terminally brainrotted from e-daddy worship to the point you are completely unable to have your own opinions and actually think "but my other e-daddy said it's okay!" is a valid argument. Stop projecting your lust for Null's cock in your ass on me, retard.
@Null I'm sorry to ping you but since you seem to be the only person who might end this derailment I figured it was appropriate.
 
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