"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 205 36.9%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 351 63.1%

  • Total voters
    556
Lovely that the people trying to provide actual content for this LOLCOW (not fanboy) thread get banned by sweepy squad mods while all the retarded idiots shitting up the thread by attacking those people who are trying to actually talk about the lolcow get to continue posting "BAN ANYONE CRITICIZING MY E-DADDY!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! btw merry christmas Jim pls send me ur toenails 🤪🤪".

No other lolcow thread gets this treatment that is completely opposite of what it should be.
 
Wait:

The guy who spammed reports against @All becomes gunt is also the guy who openly posts about how he's a pedophile?

It's literally the guy who insisted Jim was "based" for donating to a lolicon streamer. This is fucking hilarious.

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Here's all the people complaining about him on his profile:
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There's also this:
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Context about the user whose profile @Bridget was posting on, it turned out the user was banned for the posts @Bridget was praising:
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Well actually it turns out HE DID DO something. He criticized Jim for associating with anime pedos.

It sure seems from this latest revelation and perusing Jim's Twitter presence that Jim's fanbase has a significant contingent of anime pedos now.....and I guess they don't react well to criticism that hits too close to home!


Two years ago today he said it was his last stream. Don't worry, his shitty low-effort streams will continue to get anime pedos to take their wallets out for years to come.
ABG's martyrdom has vindicated his message.

All Hail the CapsLockian order of the Elder Lords! May your Staves of Light cleave the Brooms in twain and cast them unsunder to the Abyss of Butthurtonia, that ye may crusade against the Janitorial Hordes in the land of Lolidor, where shadows lie.
 
2024 Have been the gayest year so far. I wouldn't be surprised if this is going to be his last stream.
This is the same thing I thought when he did his "retirement" stream at the end of 2022
Also 10+ pages of the most bottom of the barrel, nu-/cow/ tier alogging holy shit. Unironically touch some grass, the crippled debt dodging cancer man can't hurt you.
 
WHAT???
Why are you praising a literal anime pedo who praised people who post lolicon as an "absolute king"?
Nigga,

1st: I was on the other page when i posted that
2nd: He made me immensely pleased by reporting that spam nigger
3rd: you're a nigger and your death by association bullshit you're pushing onto me is not clever.
 
>2 hours before stream
>Still no link to a prestream
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You should probably read instead of compulsively posting, it leads to shit you can't walk back on. Just a suggestion.
He can't because he literally has tears of rage in his eyes as he white-knights his e-daddy that fills the hole in his heart where a mother's love should be. He needs a warm bottle of milk, and Jim's dulcet tones to read out "Welperhelper99 for $10,000 said Jim what do you think of my waifu DokiDoki-chan? I have sent you a link to my favorite hentai manga with her please let me know what page made you coom" only then can he calm down and stop being mad.
 
He can't because he literally has tears of rage in his eyes as he white-knights his e-daddy that fills the hole in his heart where a mother's love should be. He needs a warm bottle of milk, and Jim's dulcet tones to read out "Welperhelper99 for $10,000 said Jim what do you think of my waifu DokiDoki-chan? I have sent you a link to my favorite hentai manga with her please let me know what page made you coom" only then can he calm down and stop being mad.
He would just ask if Jade's name rolls up on his VPN bypassed search on Pornhub.
 
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In the wake of the Rackets revelations, I am going to reiterate this. Jim fans better hope he's tax compliant when it comes to his death and/or he and "Sophia" filed separately. If it turns out that there is a tax delinquency on his passing and they filed jointly, she could find herself in the Racket's position. Filing separately for 2024 won't work if the tax liability was incurred in a year that they filed jointly. Of course, Jade isn't a public figure and even if she does get hit with some sort of massive tax lien against the house, it won't be a matter of public spectacle. Jim and Jade have proven repeatedly in the past that they think they are smarter than their collectors and their track record is 0-5. If they go 0-6, the stakes will be much higher.
There may be a few time zones where it is still 12/25, but this is very tame. This applies regardless of what you think or how you feel about Jim or taxes. For Jade's sake, I hope Jim has been tax compliant on all earnings in the last 5 years since he started his hat merchant vendor. If you want to say "tax evasion is based" or that the fed. gov. doesn't deserve your money, I'll agree, BUT it is worth noting that any tax delinquencies will need to be settled upon estate transfer. Hopefully Jim did not treat his tax bill like his credit card bills, because if he got out of part of his tax bill by underreporting or something similar and it went undetected previously, there is a chance that the IRS will take a closer look upon estate transfer. For Jim and Jade's sake, hopefully they hired a money manager or accountant of some repute to manage the hat merchant money, because if he dies and his estate is found to contain a tax delinquency, that could result in a need to liquidate assets just to pay the bill. I'm not accusing Jim of tax fraud, but he thought he could cheat the credit card companies and he was wrong. For everyone's sake, let's hope that his 2019 debt settlements came with a sincere change in the way he approaches his finances. This is not a dog whistle to tip off the IRS or anything of that nature, just noting that it is a very real possibility that could occur upon estate transfer.
 
See, this is how it's done. He's clearly ridiculing my a-logging, but it's genuinely funny and isn't crying to mods about mean words. This, I can respect. Wanting your lolcow thread to be a hugbox,
You really do sound like Nick sometimes lol


Stream doesn't start til 8 and there's already superchat thats crazy. The only stream I've ever seen get pre-intro superchats was the old Kumite.
 
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Nigga,

1st: I was on the other page when i posted that
2nd: He made me immensely pleased by reporting that spam nigger
3rd: you're a nigger and your death by association bullshit you're pushing onto me is not clever.
1st: Jim loves people who love lolicon (PuritySin)
2nd: People who love lolicon love Jim (@Bridget).

Everyone who's not a Jim Metokur sycophant understands what's going on here. Exactly like Fuentes and the freaks with the snowflakes in their twitter names, Jim has had a severe problem develop as his vocal fans increasingly appear to have the same "proclivities", but it's gotten worse: Jim's gone beyond doing nothing to actually address this problem to actively financially supporting one of the worst offenders in his fanbase.

Reflect on what's going on here. You're praising @Bridget, someone who's a fan of Jim because he thinks that Jim is an anime pedo like he is (describing his donation to a lolicon streamer as "based") because @Bridget bragged about compulsively sending reports until a critic of Metokur was banned from the thread ostensibly about discussing Metokur.

Remember, this isn't me trying to be "clever", @Bridget openly posted that he supports Jim because Jim funds lolicon streamers and he thinks that's "based".
Drawn fictional characters =/= IRL CP/CSAM
lol, lmao, no. Jim is based for liking anime and making moralfags cry over pixels.

You declared that @Bridget was an "absolute king".

DISGRACEFUL!

Welp, Purity Sin is in Jim's chat as we speak.
That old picture is out of date. She lost almost 200 pounds!
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This is what Jim's fandom is now:
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