Markorian
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We're never getting Jim doing a full dive on Pat, are we?
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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What will the new year bring? How many times will Patrick child the atalkers? Who will enjoy prison? Will Patrick pull his act together and actually win lolcow of the year? Will @Judge Holden finally give in to his raging lust and make a bacony fleshlight out of Patrick? I don't know, but I do know that whatever happens, we and the funsters will be there to laugh at it.
Here's to a wonderful new year of Patrick's pork, prisons, and petulance, everyone!
Here's to a wonderful new year of Patrick's pork, prisons, and petulance, everyone!
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If one of these things happens in 2025 I have a strong suspicion it will link to the other thing happening. I think this one can go in either direction.
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Patrick is the type of tard to go "2025 IS MY YEAR TO NOT BE FAT", buy a gym membership, and abandon his goal on January 2nd.
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That would require him to admit that he is fat in the first place
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There's something to be said to come in third in a biggest retard competition that's very appropriate for him, and thus my preferred outcome.
#DLTIW
He does have a gym membership, he goes there all the time to take weird creepy selfies and possibly to cruise for cock at the most notorious gay hookup spot around. If there's time in the day left he makes up stories about giving gym bros tongue lashings that don't involve actual tongue and naturally he's a champion and protector of women in those too.
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Is it his explanation for why there's black children in his basement or is it his explanation for why there's niggers farting in his wife's pussy
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There's also videos of people shoving complete strangers into oncoming trains or lighting them on fire for no fucking reason.
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>Basic needs met means world peace
Why are all the "refugees" driving German cars and living 100% off the taxpayer's dime so fucking hostile then?
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140IQ Patrick inadvertently calling human races different species. Very smooth!
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If a lot of people love each other the world would be a better place to live.
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It seems a bit hypocritical for the man that butchers black children and turns them into pepperonis to say anything about racism.
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Dolphins are notorious rapists. That's apparently natural. Seems fitting Pat.
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Why does he only turn niglets into pepperoni if he isn't a racist?
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Tell that to any Pajeet on social media, especially when he's trying to slide into a white woman's DMs.
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Initially, it was logistics and availability. Now, it's become his brand, so he can't really change the recipe. It'd be New Coke all over again.
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Lions, naturally, commit infanticide; a concept to which Fatrick is very familiar.
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Is it just me or is his IQ actually dropping perceivably with the passage of time?
Do you think it's possible he is in the first stages of early onset Piggenheimer's?
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There are also a million videos of animals making things a color issue.
Like that one of the horse tripping the fuck out after seeing a zebra