DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

Phil's been fired from every job he had, including the helicopter job he got purely through nepotism.

Best part is he was fired from the job at Bowtie cinema when he was in his teens. How do you get fired from working such a job as a teenager???

 

[00R-Gundam]

Best part is he was fired from the job at Bowtie cinema when he was in his teens. How do you get fired from working such a job as a teenager???

Never worked in a cinema but ill assume it isnt the most back breaking job in the world

 

[NomineNemo]

Best part is he was fired from the job at Bowtie cinema when he was in his teens. How do you get fired from working such a job as a teenager???

I assume rocking back and forth like a punching clown and serving people while molesting his face nonstop probably had something to do with it...and you know the entirety of his personality as well.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Never worked in a cinema but ill assume it isnt the most back breaking job in the world

Depends on the melanin content of your customers.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

rocking back and forth like a punching clown

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Phil has said that employers will be impressed with his internet content creation career.

It would never get that far. One google of his name would reveal all of his clownery and notoriety and they'd nope out before they had a chance to see his illustrious career.

 

[porkypork99]

just saw his cancellation of the private react thing...what a piece of shit...50$ for 25min of this time while he keeps begging for money.
he cant find 2 hours in the month to make that retard happy for his 200$.

 

[shekelshoah666]

GPU issues on streaming PC among other issues he has to restart stream. Support is low af as well

His GPU sits at 20% on a fresh restart and goes to 99% when streaming to twitch/kick + local recording. Was totally fine on first stream.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP suspects its because he didnt update the driver. So he will do that and it will save the stream. Cause you know... if you dont do driver update on day1, it will break the already working games. Sounds good?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

just saw his cancellation of the private react thing...what a piece of shit...50$ for 25min of this time while he keeps begging for money.
he cant find 2 hours in the month to make that retard happy for his 200$.

It’s easier for him to beg on stream and get the money. Look at how he changed since he got ‘tards covering him earlier this year. He started to ignore his original donators for moist’s viewers then he became right wing to attract the /pol/tards who follow Kino. Why should he do a private video while he can go overtime and wait for the money.

TL;DR
Him waiting for a bigger dono is worth his time more than having to put in a little effort to make a short video for less money.

 

[porkypork99]

It’s easier for him to beg on stream and get the money. Look at how he changed since he got ‘tards covering him earlier this year. He started to ignore his original donators for moist’s viewers then he became right wing to attract the /pol/tards who follow Kino. Why should he do a private video while he can go overtime and wait for the money.

TL;DR
Him waiting for a bigger dono is worth his time more than having to put in a little effort to make a short video for less money.

I get all that but how many hours a day does he work????
also hes such a dumbass not to stream on christmas or new year,its not like he isnt drinking in front of his tv anyways already,im sure his dents would be spamming him with donations...I guess its a catch 22 and he wouldnt be a lolcow if he wasnt always making the wrong decision.

 

[SlushFiend]

I get all that but how many hours a day does he work????

It's not about how many hours to him, it's his mind set.
He honestly believes he works a manual labor 12 hour shift everyday.
And combine that with how lazy he is, it was a matter of time before he axed that patreon "reward".

 

[Elescondido]

Phil has said that employers will be impressed with his internet content creation career.

The funny part is that this could be true , until they research him and realize he used to be one of the biggest youtubers and totally fucked his career up

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The funny part is that this could be true , until they research him and realize he used to be one of the biggest youtubers and totally fucked his career up

"wow, this man is very popular online! GOD! He will bring in so many customers.....what's this? the "indecent"? what's that all about....better click on it"

I get all that but how many hours a day does he work????
also hes such a dumbass not to stream on christmas or new year,its not like he isnt drinking in front of his tv anyways already,im sure his dents would be spamming him with donations...I guess its a catch 22 and he wouldnt be a lolcow if he wasnt always making the wrong decision.

he streamed on Christmas eve and new year's day. if there's money to be made, he will try to milk it dry. also, he really doesn't work. it's an hour or three of him begging for money/talking about how wonderful he is and everyone else is mean to him/stupid. he's an old man demanding money from how 'tard fan base.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Just checked the stream since I've been busy tonight (Happy new year's everyone!) So, donos were dead until 30 mins until the end, then aerosquirrel, rubygalaxy(who the fuck is this?), and darksydepimp/whateverhescallinghimselfnow all came in and dumped hundreds. Successful business.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

he cant find 2 hours in the month to make that retard happy for his 200$.

He's a lazy fuck. Add to that his faculty of transforming a 10min task into a 1h task and his general computer illiteracy.

It's too much for him doing that even for only one tard. Why do a private video for one tard if said tard would still not cancel his subscription even if phil doesn't do his part of the bargain ?

The whales made him even lazier. Why care about the patreon if he can just beg for 200$ on stream ?

 

[neger psykolog]

Btw for anyone not paying attention, although DSP isn't eligible for the lolcow of the year award, he did win, by "doing nothing" the new Lolcow Emeritus (Lifetime achievement) award: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-tenth-annual-julays-lolcow-awards-2024.208199/post-20201271

It's worth reading the description of it and pretty funny when you consider DSP tries to insist he's "naht a lawlcawh" yet is so prestigious in this field that he won an award by doing nothing and isn't eligible for any other voted award simply because of how prolific of a lolcow he is lol.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Imagine thinking that you created a YouTube genre, inspired thousands of people and could have saved multiple businesses if you weren't trolled so heavily, yet your biggest achievement is being in the same category as Chris Chan.

 

[porkypork99]

"wow, this man is very popular online! GOD! He will bring in so many customers.....what's this? the "indecent"? what's that all about....better click on it"


he streamed on Christmas eve and new year's day. if there's money to be made, he will try to milk it dry. also, he really doesn't work. it's an hour or three of him begging for money/talking about how wonderful he is and everyone else is mean to him/stupid. he's an old man demanding money from how 'tard fan base.

I mean on the 25th and also during the countdown.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Imagine thinking that you created a YouTube genre, inspired thousands of people and could have saved multiple businesses if you weren't trolled so heavily, yet your biggest achievement is being in the same category as Chris Chan.

Phil should unironically reach out to ChrisChan and ask to interview him. Doubt it would ever happen since Chris hasn't done anything that would allow Phil to indulge in his fetish for asking for apologies, but the insanity of those two mongoloids interacting would be hilarious.