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I hope, in the years to come, Patrick gets mauled by a capybara. I don't know how this scenario comes to be, but it would make me quietly happy. Or by a dog, just as good, really. Maybe his lizard bites his finger off.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Well, they did it for very different reasons. Musk is merely a transphobic bigot who hates anyone different than him. Pat, on the other hand, is an artist, willing to abandon, and even kill his offspring and spouse, to walk down paths never before considered in the field of charcuterie.
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My cat has all the food, love and safety he could desire and yet for some reason is still desperate to escape outside to murder small creatures. I need Pat to weigh in on this conundrum.
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I have a creek on my property and one of my dogs hangs out there with a box turtle. I don't think this is somehow a profound statement on nature or friendship.
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These are addressed by the fact that Patrick is all about affirmative action.
Why should already privileged white children receive the privilege of becoming pepperoni?
Jokes aside, it’s probably a combination of constant drinking to the point of alcoholism, combined with driving himself mental with his never ending crusade against the stalkers.
The people who have claimed to know him in real life have said that he was insufferable before the lappening, but that is the moment which fully broke him.
So what we are seeing and indirectly hastening is a guy who went nuts, probably should have seen a psychologist but hasn’t, and the untreated trauma is just festering and getting worse.
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The videos of two nice and well-ted animals playing together until one just swallows the other are reserved for a more … distinguished clientele than what you find on YouTube.
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What would the psychologist's notes say, I wonder?
"Keeps calling me 'child' + enormously fat + unsuccessful in almost any endeavor + closeted homosexual + unusual cuckolding fetish + obsession with being seeing as tough = MOMMY ISSUES"
All their future patients would complain about the new grease stain on the couch smells awful, too.
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need is a strong word, but even it can't hope to bear his weight.
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Racism and xenophobia are the way of nature.
You see someone or something that is not of your group, your family, your tribe, your pack? That's a signal of death. Kill it or run away.
Every living thing knows this. Some may have specific exceptions, form symbiotic relationships, and things like that. But they know it.
Human civilization got so complicated, with so many moving parts, that it needed to collaborate with other species of hominid. That's why this ESSENTIAL NATURAL INSTINCT is not a convenient fit for the continued industry of humanity.
But we haven't forgotten. The organism remembers.
You see someone or something that is not of your group, your family, your tribe, your pack? That's a signal of death. Kill it or run away.
Every living thing knows this. Some may have specific exceptions, form symbiotic relationships, and things like that. But they know it.
Human civilization got so complicated, with so many moving parts, that it needed to collaborate with other species of hominid. That's why this ESSENTIAL NATURAL INSTINCT is not a convenient fit for the continued industry of humanity.
But we haven't forgotten. The organism remembers.
Wolves are also know to kill just to kill.
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So Pat was sitting on Twitter during new years? This man is fat, and his life is clearly out of control.
Also his take is kind of stupid. I'm not sure what "natural" is supposed to mean but multiple animals being forced to cohabitate by an oppressive, technologically superior race is not very natural. Fighting for survival is more the default in nature, which would seem to suggest if anything that it's ethnic intermixing that's "unnatural".
I'd say that further proves that black people must be less civil than animals, because even when they're given enough welfare to reach 300lbs they can't quit starting fistfights in the waffle house.
His twitter firebranding and attempt to be "that guy who got swatted 50 times" hasn't really panned out. He has to recognize at this point that he's never going to make it.
Just the depression and lifestyle of sitting on the fart couch childing people online all day has probably done a number. I wouldn't be surprised if Rick's starting to look at the barrel of his shitty space gun a lot more often these days.
Also his take is kind of stupid. I'm not sure what "natural" is supposed to mean but multiple animals being forced to cohabitate by an oppressive, technologically superior race is not very natural. Fighting for survival is more the default in nature, which would seem to suggest if anything that it's ethnic intermixing that's "unnatural".
I'd say that further proves that black people must be less civil than animals, because even when they're given enough welfare to reach 300lbs they can't quit starting fistfights in the waffle house.
Plus let's face it, Rick's life probably isn't going well. He used to at least have his sci-fi author larp, but what does he have now? He's just like a fat useless aging retard, with no one in his life except his wife, who's usually too busy with men farting in her to have time for Patrick.
His twitter firebranding and attempt to be "that guy who got swatted 50 times" hasn't really panned out. He has to recognize at this point that he's never going to make it.
Just the depression and lifestyle of sitting on the fart couch childing people online all day has probably done a number. I wouldn't be surprised if Rick's starting to look at the barrel of his shitty space gun a lot more often these days.
MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin
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even children know why the zoo has to keep the animals separated.
hard to say cause he has never displayed complex thinking in all his rantings. maybe his inhibitions are just lower so he puts less effort into the stupid shit he blurts. the alcohol could also be doing major damage to the few braincells he has.
pat is not the 2024 lolcow but here's to 2025.
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I think my favorite oddity in nature this way is the fact that crows and owls will kill each other on sight. The odd part being they don't compete for the same food or the same roosting and one is nocturnal, the other diurnal. There's literally no reason for either species to be this way, yet they both are. It is apparently baked into their DNAs.
Crows vs. Owls: Enemies Ordained by Nature
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Patrick finally comes out and admits that races = species and that they should play nice but not be able to interbreed. Good job Patrick.
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Patrick knows something we don't - the capibara has a secret basement where he grinds up dogs into puppironi
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Pat those... those are different species...
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Patrick really ought to consider doing something about those pests.
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Capybaras are just overgrown guinea pigs. Dogs tolerate them because they like to eat their poo. That's it. They're prey animals but that dog sees it as a different kind of food source.
If you know anyone who's had both pets in one house, guinea pigs constantly poo. And dogs will follow them around and eat the poo as if they're a treat dispenser.
Guinea pig poo is basically just hay condensed into pellets, it doesn't seem to hurt the dogs.