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- May 29, 2024
Hello Kiwis, I come to you from the future to deliver a warning of an extinction level event brought upon humanity due to Null's "Sexy Arc".
Null was right, after he achieves "Sexy Status" his Internet Preservation Society skyrockets in both popularity and influence. He is given an unimaginable amount of power over Internet regulations and payment processing on the Internet. This eventually leads to what historians call "Total Tranny Death" as millions of men in dresses commit mass suicide due to no longer having safe spaces to groom children.
Kiwi Farms becomes the second most popular social media website in the world next to Friendster, don't ask, it is an even longer story. His political influence paired with his "Sexy Status" make him irresistible to females everywhere and he is inundated with pussy from around the globe. There is a time of peace and prosperity, but not for long.
Null is soon overwhelmed by his "Sexy Status", it begins to poison his mind. He hoards all of the pussy for himself, leading to a global pussy drought. The only children born are his, soon a whole generation of Null's spawn are created. Other genetic bloodlines are wiped off the face of the Earth, this is "The Age of Null". Soon his children begin to breed and then their children, and so on, creating generation upon generation each more SMASHED and SLAMMED than the last. Eventually humanity is reduced to severely retarded monstrosities that are incapable of breeding, kinda like pandas. And so we meet our slow and inevitable demise as retarded Null panda babies.
I was sent back by the Indian Government to prevent this from happening to humans. Oh I forgot,the Indian people are unscathed because Null didn't want Indian pussy as they were deemed "Stinky and Gross". We must stop this "Sexy Arc" at all costs, the future of humanity depends on it.
Null was right, after he achieves "Sexy Status" his Internet Preservation Society skyrockets in both popularity and influence. He is given an unimaginable amount of power over Internet regulations and payment processing on the Internet. This eventually leads to what historians call "Total Tranny Death" as millions of men in dresses commit mass suicide due to no longer having safe spaces to groom children.
Kiwi Farms becomes the second most popular social media website in the world next to Friendster, don't ask, it is an even longer story. His political influence paired with his "Sexy Status" make him irresistible to females everywhere and he is inundated with pussy from around the globe. There is a time of peace and prosperity, but not for long.
Null is soon overwhelmed by his "Sexy Status", it begins to poison his mind. He hoards all of the pussy for himself, leading to a global pussy drought. The only children born are his, soon a whole generation of Null's spawn are created. Other genetic bloodlines are wiped off the face of the Earth, this is "The Age of Null". Soon his children begin to breed and then their children, and so on, creating generation upon generation each more SMASHED and SLAMMED than the last. Eventually humanity is reduced to severely retarded monstrosities that are incapable of breeding, kinda like pandas. And so we meet our slow and inevitable demise as retarded Null panda babies.
I was sent back by the Indian Government to prevent this from happening to humans. Oh I forgot,the Indian people are unscathed because Null didn't want Indian pussy as they were deemed "Stinky and Gross". We must stop this "Sexy Arc" at all costs, the future of humanity depends on it.
