Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Remember that he pays an editor to do nothing, he likely still pays a guy to not put out shorts or edit down his content like @Potentially Criminal does (his soon-to-be wife and executive producer also might do it, too).

This nigger literally burned money like Chris-chan does. Even actual niggers are more fiscally responsible.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Why Destiny?
Everyone knew he was a cock sucking faggot already.

I dislike Destiny, I did switch it to Bossman with the false hope that Nick might lose but here we are.

 

[Salubrious]

Well, based on Nick's 2022 investment advice, I now know why Nick started doing cocaine and hookers.

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

At one point I thought @Null mentioned an interest in moving back to the US. I wonder where he stands on investing in Minnesota foreclosures.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Schemes of this nature can never work if you're the kind of person who doesn't pay their property taxes, doesn't pay their mortgage, doesn't pay their parking tickets and doesn't keep up with your obligatory CPD in order to keep your law license in good standing.

You need to be the kind of person who continuously monitors all of the variables so that when they shift and the cost of borrowing becomes greater than the profit on your investment, you liquidate fast and cash in your earnings.

That's not Rekieta. He'd borrow the money, invest it in cocaine and then consume all the cocaine, all the while convincing himself he was earning a fortune.

I don't disagree, and I think that anyone who was conscientious enough to pull something like this off would never embark on such a venture in the first place. If not for the simple fact that the payoff is not worth the potential risk, and the advantages and stability of owning your own house outright transcend financial matters.

Even if Nick had invested this into the S&P 500, or some other safe investment - rather than up his nostrils - he would hardly be making bank. Maybe 10-15k a year, at a push... Which given his income and family wealth is chump change.

 

[dustnight]

At one point I thought @Null mentioned an interest in moving back to the US. I wonder where he stands on investing in Minnesota foreclosures.

We absolutely NEED a house tour of the balldo bunker from Josh for 2025.

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

We absolutely NEED a house tour of the balldo bunker from Josh for 2025.

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Imagine it becoming the new business address for the Farms. No amount of cocaine and clout whores could keep Rackets from necking then.

 

[Burt Macklin]

At one point I thought @Null mentioned an interest in moving back to the US. I wonder where he stands on investing in Minnesota foreclosures.

He's from Florida no? Why the fuck would anyone willingly move to Minnesota other than orders from your trust-funded parents.

Keep saying @Null should buy the property only to make it into a LOLCOW museum. That's better than any LOTY award. A museum of your failures.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's from Florida no? Why the fuck would anyone willingly move to Minnesota other than orders from your trust-funded parents.

Keep saying @Null should buy the property only to make it into a LOLCOW museum. That's better than any LOTY award. A museum of your failures.

That's the stepping stone for the ultimate project, Lolcow Land!

Mr. Rekieta's wild ride can be an interactive ride where you try to rack up as many speeding tickets as you can. The gift shop at the end sells balldo hats and bags of powdered sugar.

 

[Null]

At one point I thought @Null mentioned an interest in moving back to the US. I wonder where he stands on investing in Minnesota foreclosures.

i've been tagged 100 times in this thread with the same exact thought

if i had the money to buy a $600k house i'd buy a house that was not his because his is ugly and in minnesota and probably has coke dust in the carpet

 

[Dean Pentel]

i've been tagged 100 times in this thread with the same exact thought

if i had the money to buy a $600k house i'd buy a house that was not his because his is ugly and in minnesota and probably has coke dust in the carpet

It's a proven natural habitat of low-level-average attractive hoes. You can always go next door and have sex/do drugs with that goblin lady. That doesn't tempt you in the least?

 

[Null]

It's a proven natural habitat of low-level-average attractive hoes. You can always go next door and have sex/do drugs with that goblin lady. That doesn't tempt you in the least?

no

 

[Harm]

Nick isn't going to lose the crackhouse. That notion should be dispelled immediately. The foreclosure is hilarious and humiliating, but he's going to sell the Silent Hill house, use the money to save his house, and then declare this to be an epic 1776D chess move where he wishes he could tell you the whole story because it's so funny and weird! But he can't because other people, places, and things are preventing it.

 

[Max Caulfield]

It's a proven natural habitat of low-level-average attractive hoes. You can always go next door and have sex/do drugs with that goblin lady. That doesn't tempt you in the least?

no

But what if Kayla wants something other than $6K in exchange for the Bodycam Footage? I mean, she is Our Wife after all.

You just have to ask @Fapcop for consent.

 

[Finger Pistols]

no

But look at this classy bathroom! Think of shower calls YOU could make to others instead of the other way around.
Jokes aside. I find it very cringe and gay that some people think it would be a good idea to turn a house with water damage, a cocaine bust, cum stains, broken kitchen cabinets, a broken ceilling and god knows what else; into a gay musseum or a house someone would like to live in. Just look at that bathroom! I wouldn't even buy it for dirt cheap since I would be the one that has to fix all of that.

 

[Fapcop]

I can't even imagine living with this kind of narc for over 20 years day in and day out. It would drive anyone insane.

That’s where the benzos come into the picture.

How quickly we forget...

1. On his June 29th stream Nick discussed an upcoming long drive down to Florida, in which that Iowa county would have been right on the way from Spicer:

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2. On his July 4th stream with Drex, Nick elaborated on a long family vacation beginning on July 19th (the day of the Iowa ticket) and going all the way through August 15th:

3. On July 19th (the day of the Iowa ticket), sure enough Nick was at an Iowa gas station posting a video whining about Bidenomics' gas prices in Iowa:

4. On an August 11th stream after a lengthy hiatus, Nick announced that this July 19th to August 15th vacation was drawing to a close. You will immediately recognize their outfits and the hotel room background from a certain infamous resort:

Yep, you guessed it: Nick's craving for Jamaican cock was so overpowering that he just had to put the pedal to the metal and get a speeding ticket on the way!

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Kayla in a school girl outfit?

Hmm, ya know: Since he has already shat hard all over any marital vows, he should consider pimping her out on OF or something to make some of all that mortgage money.

And before you mock my suggestion, you know full well that some of you weirdos would pay good money to see a lolcow train consisting of Ethan Ralph, Andy Dick and gross pedo Melton being run on Kayla.

Nick isn't going to lose the crackhouse. That notion should be dispelled immediately. The foreclosure is hilarious and humiliating, but he's going to sell the Silent Hill house, use the money to save his house, and then declare this to be an epic 1776D chess move where he wishes he could tell you the whole story because it's so funny and weird! But he can't because other people, places, and things are preventing it.

I dunno man.

Clearly something is financially pretty fucking off in the Rekieta household.

The guy was clearing tens of thousands a month, had already earned big bucks during the Rittenhouse trial, but still took out a mortgage on a paid off house.

 

[Cynically Insane]

Minn. Stat. § 580.021 requires the lender to provide pre-foreclosure notice prior to the actual commencement of foreclosure pursuant to Section 580.032. The foreclosure attorneys certified they did so in the published notice of sale.

For reference, Minn. Stat. § 580.021, subd. 2 provides:

Before the notice of pendency under section 580.032, subdivision 3, or the lis pendens for a foreclosure under chapter 581 is recorded, a party foreclosing a mortgage must provide to the mortgagor information contained in a form prescribed in section 580.022, subdivision 1 . . .. (emphasis added)​

A letter, not even certified that is not required to spell out the exact arrears or how to cure them. It is just another Final Notice. The exact mortgage information must be provided to the county but not the borrower. You are twisting the way things are to prove that you are right and that Nick should have known. The fact is the lender is not required to let the borrower know of the filing with the county until 4 weeks before the sale date, Further, MN has a six month redemption period. Even if the house sells at county auction, closing can not happen until after the redemption period expires. Nick is not likely to lose his house. He will cure the mortgage with the proceeds of the sale of the Baldo Bunker.

 

[Burt Macklin]

That's the stepping stone for the ultimate project, Lolcow Land!

Mr. Rekieta's wild ride can be an interactive ride where you try to rack up as many speeding tickets as you can. The gift shop at the end sells balldo hats and bags of powderHedo ed sugar.

Think of more "wild" ride possibilities :

Spoiler: Rekieta LOLCOW Theme Park

Cocaine Mountain


Balldo Bunker Bumper Cars


Summer's Eve Lazy River


The "Naked" Twister


Mad Butter Dishes


Polycule Family Treehouse


Crackhouse Carrousel


Hedo Tiki Room


Lose Your License Dumbo


MDMA Spins


26 Grams


It's A Polycule World


April's Vagina Adventure


Pirates of Spicer


Rekieta Family Homeschool Train

ETA :

i've been tagged 100 times in this thread with the same exact thought

if i had the money to buy a $600k house i'd buy a house that was not his because his is ugly and in minnesota and probably has coke dust in the carpet

Fair enough. How bout just taking out a mortgage on a house you already own?

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

i've been tagged 100 times in this thread with the same exact thought

if i had the money to buy a $600k house i'd buy a house that was not his because his is ugly and in minnesota and probably has coke dust in the carpet

That's way too level-headed and sane. I have a tremendous amount of respect for the thought, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't harbor a small hope of Nick's house being turned into a monument of failure and hypocrisy for all the world to see.

 

[Soapmore]

Nick's post blaming the universe is so self-absorbed and repulsive that I choose to read it as a suicide note.