Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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A 9-day hospital stay? She somehow spent over a week in the hospital for a colonoscopy, and now she has to recover from it by... Lying in bed eating Door Dashed food.
Sounds legit, carry on.
Wasn't her stay over turkey day weekend? I am guessing her strategy to make it happen was something like:

1. Throw a fit/be noncompliant until they agree to keep her overnight in the first place.
2. As they are getting ready to discharge, hit one of the guaranteed "start over/back to triage square one" buttons like crushing chest pain/fake an anaphylactic attack.
3. As the workup for that winds down, suicidal gesture.
4. Automatic 72 hours of turkey sandwiches begin.
5. Extension due to holiday backlog and it taking an extra day or more for social work to get downstairs to clear her.
 
Vicki's weight saved her, guys.

LMAO. If she hadn't been a fat gelatinous blob the hospital would have simply allowed her to starve to death! It happens all the time to non-fatties with food poisoning, guys! They don't just say, go from skinny to slightly skinnier, and then put the weight back on once they feel better. They just drop dead, and it's not from an electrolyte imbalance but from literally every fat cell in their body being exhausted and turning to dust.

I would not be surprised if she legitimately believes this by the way. Deep in the fat acceptance movement they all seem to genuinely believe that your body needs a constant (and I mean constant) stream of sugar slop or you will simply drop dead. God knows how they think that humans survived throughout history before modern convenience foods.
 
I think she's trying to continue or restart whatever her niche fetish sex work is and that's why she's mad about the lack of dildos. Or she's just mad that this thread doesn't believe her that she's been banged by so many gay dudes before now.
If she needs a strap on for her partner, doesn't that make it most likely she's fucking other ftms?
 
God, imagine having not only sex, but hook up sex, with someone as ill as Vicky pretends to be.
You should be arrested. And deep cleaned.
Who the fuck is she aiming that strap on at? If it wasn't at mummy and daddies house?
Ill enough to only eat Doordash, well enough to bitch that mum hasn't sent a strap on to traumatise some low aiming grindr con artist.
 
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Leaving your sex toy box at your parents place then asking them to bring your fake penis collection and fancy jewelry to your mutual aid (trust fund) apartment is the most entitled and depraved thing I can think of. You just KNOW all those dildos (dildoes? Dildi?) are crusty from built up pooner juices. Did she expect mommy to clean them for her so she can grift on OF with her disgusting, squishy blob body?

My parents knowing that I have a sex drive is the most horrific thing I can imagine, and the one time my mom found a condom in my room as a teenager makes me cringe so hard my whole body returns to the fetal position.
 
I think she's trying to continue or restart whatever her niche fetish sex work is and that's why she's mad about the lack of dildos. Or she's just mad that this thread doesn't believe her that she's been banged by so many gay dudes before now.
If she needs a strap on for her partner, doesn't that make it most likely she's fucking other ftms?
She’s mad about her lack of dildos because no one wants to fuck her, she’s not fucking anyone with a strap-on
 
Right after talking about how it'd be horrible for her to be on a list of known repeat grifters:

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Weird how people would think the money they give Vicki might not be going to immediate survival needs.
Doesn't smart water have electrolytes? The same electrolytes she claimed to be allergic to?
 
Y’all…I’m only on page 40 and reading every single page and I am so sad I missed this from the beginning… @Aunt Carol, @Jimmy Dean Bowl and @GenociderSyoi am disappointed in you not alerting me to this pooner munchie after the loss of my favourite cow, Chelton.:roll:

… what a ride. New favourite munchie since Chelton and Allyson. Rest in Piss.

ETA @Thomas Eugene Paris im only on page 46 now. I hope you make an appearanc, maybe even with @Kate Farms Shill . I’ll keep doom scrolling.

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The tweet about her parents is telling. Obviously daddy just won’t stand for his little girl being thrown out on the street so he started ponying up the cash again while momma’s perpetual disappointment has her at wits end.

Even if Victims‘s existence can be blamed on her parents, you still have to feel for them. What a shite situation to be put in. I bet they wished she was only a drug addict or alcoholic. At least that’s something you can deal with, but her cluster of mental illnesses seem insurmountable.
 
"Excuse the dirty mirror" Holy shit.
She’s so damn goofy looking now. I love her little miss chemotherapy-wannabe kerchiefs, they really just add a special something seeing her naked hair couldn’t, however much she may or may not have left with the injectable pooner juice working its magic. Famously, cleaning a dirty mirror or putting any care into your own environment or health is impossible when you have a ~disability~. Yucky.

Oh hey, I know where you put that! It's on your mirror.
:'( HOW CAN YOU LOSE A JAR OF MAYONNAISE IN YOUR BED, CHRIST

I like that she claims her parents left out books she needs to declare her major, like she’d need to show up with a stack of specific books she owns as part of the process. In addition to it being obvious bullshit, it puts responsibility on her parents for her lack of progression again.
Is there literally anything close to reality here because this is just so funny. What planet does this loony even live on? I don’t follow most of the other lolcows up in her category so I wasn’t sure if it would really be a fair vote, but I do enjoy her antics and I’m glad this is a lively thread. :)
 
Is there literally anything close to reality here because this is just so funny. What planet does this loony even live on? I don’t follow most of the other lolcows up in her category so I wasn’t sure if it would really be a fair vote, but I do enjoy her antics and I’m glad this is a lively thread. :)
The books that she left at her parents' house before going to Florida, before moving back to New York City, the books she needs to declare her major that she only decided on in September, when she was trying to sign up for classes at NYU. Not books for a particular class or classes, but ones specifically to declare her major.
Those books.
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Victoria now says she actually doesn't have the money for her new place, just a day after saying she already had put down the deposit and first month's rent. Now she needs $1000 to avoid homelessness.

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She needs to be close to the best hospitals. No one else can treat her.
 
:'( HOW CAN YOU LOSE A JAR OF MAYONNAISE IN YOUR BED, CHRIST

I think she means one of those little plastic dipping containers that come with takeout orders.

Which means eventually she will roll over and crush it, smearing old warm mayonnaise all over her bed and body, because that’s preferable to her than to keep looking until she’s found it. Or, if you have to eat in bed, don’t put the dipping sauces on the mattress with you. I would think someone bed bound sometimes who just has to eat DoorDash in bed to recover would have routines to keep the bed as clean as possible, especially if they are disabled and alone and know they will have no help cleaning up in the event they misplace the mayonnaise and spill it in the sheets. A routine because you’re reminded of that one time you were sick and had to wash your own expired mayo smelling bed before you could rest, not a cute meme. Does APS come and shower you and do your laundry if you routinely lose spillable expired mayo in your bed?
 
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I think she means one of those little plastic dipping containers that come with takeout orders.
That clarifies the initial statement a bit, thank you. But the end result is the same—HOW DO YOU LOSE SAUCE IN YOUR BED AND JUST GO 🤷‍♀️ “that’s fine I guess”??? How many layers of sheets and blankets and stuffed animals and Disability Items™️ are there that she cannot and does not care to find something that will soon 100% be absolutely disgusting and make her require new bedding? Same way one gets indignant at their parents for not delivering their progeny’s crusty dildos on New Year’s, I guess. She is incredible.
 
Something interesting: she couldn't possibly have received that box from her parents (sans dildos) today, unless it was brought to her in person rather than mailed. There isn't mail service today.
I had read back a year in the thread recently and it’s obvious, for all her BS, her parents are still very much in her life and taking care of everything.

During her eviction saga she mentioned her dad at the building with cash for the landlord, trying to also have a “talk” with him to try and fix the mess his crazy daughter created.

Vicky lies a lot, but she’s constantly involving her parents in her BS, they are her only source for IRL drama that’s not a healthcare worker or NYU employee. Roommates and other students just try to avoid her. The parents only live an hour train ride away from her and they pay for everything.

Vicky’s LARP is trans disabled all alone in the big bad city, but her mom and dad pay for and take care of everything for her. (Except her munchie adventures to get admitted to hospitals.) Figuring out how to abuse the healthcare system with her parent’s insurance is the extent of her independence.

The parents just dislodged her from a bedroom in their house to an apartment they pay for. The biggest difference is not having to tolerate her in their home but it costs them a lot more.
Victoria now says she actually doesn't have the money for her new place, just a day after saying she already had put down the deposit and first month's rent. Now she needs $1000 to avoid homelessness.

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She needs to be close to the best hospitals. No one else can treat her.
Public begging is just another tool in her parent attention, torture and more money extraction tool box.

Her getting another parent from her old private school to give her thousands probably felt like the ultimate victory for Vicky. Nothing could be worse than Vicky hitting up people in parent’s local social strata for charity. It was probably her most effective bludgeon to get her parents to relent and buy her shit but she went all out with the public humiliation playing homeless trans wheelchair girl so it’s probably not as effective as it once was.

I’m sure her parents have had to warn everybody about their mentally ill trans gremlin trying to hustle them for her munchie BS.
 
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