Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

I used to really like KC but PPP does not have the gumption to work alone because he is entertaining and they got so embroiled in the sektur that they cannot remove themselves from it. Jim's recent stream was fantastic as Jim is pretty reflective of what he listens to and when its enough he tends to analyze why he dislikes it, he did the same with IBS, Ralph and Gamergate. I have not really been in the Sektur for about 6 months because honestly a lot of the cows are in their swan song and they are played out. The tiktok cows are pretty fun and a great in and out and honestly not a part time job to keep up with.
From what I've heard PPP really don't know how to do the tech side hence why Andy Warski is still there, which is ironic he rips on Dickers for that but he also rips on him for being fat when he's fat himself, but PPP is very much a great entertainer.
 
From what I've heard PPP really don't know how to do the tech side hence why Andy Warski is still there, which is ironic he rips on Dickers for that but he also rips on him for being fat when he's fat himself, but PPP is very much a great entertainer.
Ashton acts as if the ability to run OBS is either something you're born with the ability to learn or you are born with a complete and total inability to learn it, kind of like the Star Wars force. I know he had years of streaming before he even started using proper laptops/desktops, but his inability to do OBS is completely self-inflicted. The way he goes on about it and treats it, you'd think he was a man who lost two arms in a combine being asked to grab something off a high shelf. It absolutely boggles my mind that he chooses to not learn OBS, if only to rid himself of one dependency. Even if he were clumsy, clunky or unartistic about how he operated OBS, being able to use it at the most nominal of levels should be a requirement for the life path he's chosen. It's like being an accountant with an assistant that runs all the spreadsheets.
 
This is a HUGE selling point for me, because Ashton's primary stink is the fact that he performs like a monkey on a string for Andy's paypigs of all people. At least Phil's pigs don't ascribe to "dude, Destination Stone, lol." Andy's Steam List and Discord Group are such horrible cesspits that they ruin everything else.
Phil doesn't want to share paypigs, the reason he's even entertaining the wrasslin' show idea is because he thinks he'll hook a few new kino whales.

Even if he were clumsy, clunky or unartistic about how he operated OBS, being able to use it at the most nominal of levels should be a requirement for the life path he's chosen. It's like being an accountant with an assistant that runs all the spreadsheets.
I only use OBS to record clips and not to stream but even learning how to record clips only took me 5 minutes, and learning the intricacies of it took me another half an hour, can't imagine learning how to stream on OBS being that difficult, especially since he'd really need to learn the most barebone basics of it. Asstonne isn't a gaymer or some other kind of khantent creator where he'd need to switch shit every few seconds, all he'd need is a small window on the bottom for the clips he plays that he does his fake preacher rants over.
 
From what I've heard PPP really don't know how to do the tech side hence why Andy Warski is still there, which is ironic he rips on Dickers for that but he also rips on him for being fat when he's fat himself, but PPP is very much a great entertainer.
PPP used to be a great entertainer, what he is now is a husk of his former self. He is a fat grifting faggot that shields pedophiles unfortunately.
 
Ashton acts as if the ability to run OBS is either something you're born with the ability to learn or you are born with a complete and total inability to learn it, kind of like the Star Wars force. I know he had years of streaming before he even started using proper laptops/desktops, but his inability to do OBS is completely self-inflicted. The way he goes on about it and treats it, you'd think he was a man who lost two arms in a combine being asked to grab something off a high shelf. It absolutely boggles my mind that he chooses to not learn OBS, if only to rid himself of one dependency. Even if he were clumsy, clunky or unartistic about how he operated OBS, being able to use it at the most nominal of levels should be a requirement for the life path he's chosen. It's like being an accountant with an assistant that runs all the spreadsheets.
I'll admit I'm not just new to this forum but to the Kino Casino as well...but I've seen some of the classics on YouTube PPP's camera was a potato and he was in 144p like when YouTube is playing on the lowest quality.
 
Phil doesn't want to share paypigs, the reason he's even entertaining the wrasslin' show idea is because he thinks he'll hook a few new kino whales.
Based on my rather limited observations of watching some Phil streams between July and December, both on the gaming and reacts, is that his paypigs are significantly less disruptive. Casino paypigs not only derail the show with shoutouts and Nerds On The Go/Destination Stone/whatever, but the whole negotiation about a) whether the paypig request is on the table at all, b) how many subs will be needed to make it happen. Not to mention pausing the show to offer paypigs the ability to skip or include content. Their live negotiations are worse than shoutouts. Phil has many issues, this isn't one of them. Of course, when you zoom out to extra wide lens and get Ashton in the frame, Ashton and his paypigs might import this nonsense with them, so even if the Phil paypigs don't do that whole back and forth bullshit, the Casino pigs that Ashton has in his copious back pocket will. Obviously Phil doesn't want to share his pigs, but I think that the sum donos they'd get together divided by two would be greater than what either could get individual. There is a symbiosis at play when Lard has a Tard, where the whole becomes larger than the individual sums. A + B = A + B + C, where C is some factor not only greater than zero, but greater than A+B. That said, if there is a hard and definitive split, neither is stealing the other's paypigs. Ashton's paypigs are Ashton loyalists, Phil's paypigs are Phil loyalists. I know which poison I'd pick if I were in PPP's shoes, but it really can be argued either way.

I agree that Phil is very poor at tech, but even his absolute minimal output beats Ashton's zero. Even if Phil is slow to accomplish the goal and takes an unnecessarily long way to get there, he's at least in motion, while Ashton is his usual sedentary self. Tardski is clearly better than both.

Added in edit: It occurred to me after I posted that Phil derails by begging to a far greater degree than Ashton or Andy. If I am going to factor in negotiation derails, I also have to factor in "Draw attention to the goal" derails. This weakens my previous thesis.

I'll admit I'm not just new to this forum but to the Kino Casino as well...but I've seen some of the classics on YouTube PPP's camera was a potato and he was in 144p like when YouTube is playing on the lowest quality.
I was a huge Casino fan until a few weeks after VegasGate. There are definitely aspects of the show I enjoyed and made me laugh. Learning about not only Metokur Masochist, but learning that there were several extreme perverts in their paypig cabal, I can no longer enjoy them, because they feel like a gift you later found out was purchased with blood money. Their Kick Chat will certainly go back and forth with you about what you find enjoyable about the show, but those of us here, whether former fan or never fan, really aren't going to share fondness for the show. At most, you'll see us say something that they could do better. I'll give you some time to ruminate on that.
 
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So what does Kiwi Farm think of Kino Casino? I'm subbed to the YouTube clips channel and think PPP is the funniest person ever. My favorite episodes are anytime they make fun of Dickers from ReviewTechUSA.

Cmon now. I know reading is a little hard for you, but like you can get a quite decent idea already from reading the last 5 pages. And then you don't have to ask stupid questions like that.
 
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Cmon now. I know reading is a little hard for you, but like you can get a quite decent idea already from reading the last 5 pages. And then you don't have to ask stupid questions like that.
Kino Fan 93, you'll find that I'm the resident nice guy who is slow to ridicule others, only after all avenues have been exhausted. My colleagues do not share my temperament and just be advised that the compassion I'm extending you also comes with a time limit.
 
I'll admit I'm not just new to this forum but to the Kino Casino as well...but I've seen some of the classics on YouTube PPP's camera was a potato and he was in 144p like when YouTube is playing on the lowest quality.
Something is off here. In the 1% chance you are actually an organic account and not a sock that waited for his first day where registrations are open to make an alt... You should read the last 200 pages of this thread as there has been huge information exposing KC's antics.
 
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Nool predicted 2025 success for the Casino. I'm not gonna call him a casinoguard for that, he doesn't have the time to deep dive the extent of the situation with all on his plate. I genuinely have a great deal of respect for Sultan Jersh. His casino commentary was all of 43 seconds long, measured in Standard Andy Boxing Units, that's just shy of 1.5 SABU. I was surprised to see him say something about getting their start in 2024, which at most is near the start of their Kick career, as opposed to their Youtube priors. I did enjoy him laughing as he read out the initial Vegas story summary a few months back, notably the part about Andy manually pushing his paypig into the hooker.
I'm willing to give him some leeway here. It just seemed like he was doing predictions. It's also possible nobody let him know about the recent revelations. Maybe he'll talk about it next show?
 
Nool predicted 2025 success for the Casino. I'm not gonna call him a casinoguard for that, he doesn't have the time to deep dive the extent of the situation with all on his plate. I genuinely have a great deal of respect for Sultan Jersh. His casino commentary was all of 43 seconds long, measured in Standard Andy Boxing Units, that's just shy of 1.5 SABU. I was surprised to see him say something about getting their start in 2024, which at most is near the start of their Kick career, as opposed to their Youtube priors. I did enjoy him laughing as he read out the initial Vegas story summary a few months back, notably the part about Andy manually pushing his paypig into the hooker.
No, He predicted that Andy Warski will do sth stupid and fuck up again. The beginning part was him talking about his last year's 2024 prediction about the casino, where he predicted success.
 
Around 65 minutes into the stream, Phil starts talking about KC. He is currently on said topic and I have no idea where he intends to go with it.
For clarification, DSP talks to hear his own voice and kill minutes on the stream he would otherwise need to play videogames. He is doing his utmost to replace 100% of videogames with him rambling endlessly, but still getting the same income. Make no mistake, he may talk about KC but he will say nothing of value and very likely is misrepresenting the situation (as he has been called out for doing time after time by second parties in the events that go down). I truly hope PPP does not pair with DSP for this, as it will be the least watchable thing known to man. PPP has the ability to be entertaining, but with DSP all topics must round back to him or it's boring. All people in chat need to be talking about what he says is ok *that day* or about/to him directly. All his interviews were asking others how they felt about him, all his reacts to documentaries were about him (including Metokur's wherein he disliked it because he didn't have any part in the story at all whereas he previously believed for some reason he would be a large part). All his reactions to games are often in relation to him or how it makes him feel. His commentary usually resolves to simple, sometimes alien descriptions of what everyone is currently looking at onscreen.

DSP is a pro at milking Non-tent.
 
Something is off here. In the 1% chance you are actually an organic account and not a sock that waited for his first day where regisrtrations are open to make an alt... You should read the last 200 pages of this thread as there has been huge information exposing KC's antics.
I'm a legit account, only recently learned of this forum, lurked a bit, wanted to sign up instantly but saw registration was closed and joined the second I saw it was opened up.
 
Here Asston, I found a quick and easy guide on how to run OBS!:
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See? It was that easy!

Now fire the Tard.
 
I've had Reddit accounts, deleted both, I can confirm Reddit sucks, you might get insulted here but you can't get banned from subs or the entire site.
No you can and many are, but it is fair and you wont get banned for wrongthink or saying RETARD, NIGGER, FAGGOT, KIKE. Just don't post CP, insinuate you are underage, share bomb making instructions, make actual terrorism threats, SWAT, IRL troll, make plans of trolling or SWATing and most importantly and the thing most users get banned for, be a retarded sperg with no life, that spend all their time pissing everyone off and shits up the site with their off the charts levels of autism.
 
No, He predicted that Andy Warski will do sth stupid and fuck up again. The beginning part was him talking about his last year's 2024 prediction about the casino, where he predicted success.
I just rewatched it on Elissa clips again and yeah, I caught that he used past tense and was referencing last year's prediction. My bad.

DSP is a pro at milking Non-tent.
His "DSP Tries It" regarding a 39 cent cup of noodles that went on for 25 minutes really hammers this home. That's one of my favorite vids on the whole internet, but I suppose it gets old being subjected to that 6 days a week.
 
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Cmon now. I know reading is a little hard for you, but like you can get a quite decent idea already from reading the last 5 pages. And then you don't have to ask stupid questions like that.
Have you ever considered the possibility that you and others are being baited into a reaction with the must obvious bait possible? "Hey guize, kino fan 93 here on kiwifarms! Gee whillikers!".

If you think " Kino fan 93" is an earnest individual, then you're too gullible to use this site.
 
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