Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Ahhh, now we get why Fatrick is so intent on turning niggers into pepperoni!

It's revenge!

also: LOL...where's the tuff guy Pat? Did you try to feed these niggers their teeth? Yah I didn't think so.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

the stalker children ARE real...

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Bernell's Boys

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Lol, lmao even. So what are the odds this is real? I feel like a lot of people agree he's not above a fake police report.

 

[ilovejews]

THIS IS QUASI COUNTRY!

 

[get_ur_gamon]

The police never found these black men.

Some say they never will be found. Their families never saw them again, though each family was sent a fresh pepperoni in the following weeks by an anonymous donor.

I have never heard of an African American crossing paths with Patrick and living to tell the tale. The man even defiled the grave of Rosa Parks.

Some mysteries will never be solved, but I suspect the answers may lie in Pat's basement. Why you don't mess with a certified tough guy.

 

[Jomi]

Someone must have already mentioned this, but after this phone got snatched Pat likely treated himself to a $1000 samsung flip phone which he then took on holiday and went swimming with, leading to some good Pat content.

/Edit - No, that was 2023 https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1633909342469537797

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Some say they never will be found. Their families never saw them again, though each family was sent a fresh pepperoni in the following weeks by an anonymous donor.

Some mysteries will never be solved, but I suspect the answers may lie in Pat's basement. Why you don't mess with a certified tough guy.

Enjoy Mutt's law, rick.

 

[RollingRock2]

Number of "muggers" spoonfed their teeth: Zero
Number of muggers incapacitated and held until the police arrive: Zero
Number of muggers shanked by a trained knife fighter: Zero
Number of muggers shot in a self defence situation by a skilled marksman with over 10,00 rounds downrange: Zero

 

[femoralcanal]

Ok, it is official we broke him.
In the last 1h I counted 88 prisonings.

Please bear in mind the last one happened over 42 minutes ago, which means technically these 88 could have happened all within anywhere from 18 to 78 minutes from each other. But from what we've seen he went full beserk, so I'd say probably in the ballpark of less than 40 minutes total.







BONUS CHUBBYNING!

 

[dj0449674]

I don't know about Android phones but I assume it let's you create text shortcuts like the iPhone does. I use "OMW" for on my way so "EPSC" is probably his go to for stalker child replies.

I feel like he has to type it otherwise the magic words don't have power.

He seems like he's really into that autistic sovereign citizen thinking.

 

[Something Awful]

lol @ this. Who the fuck wants "true wearables" and thinks folding screens are awesome? Patrick does, of course.

Then the conversation somehow instantly progresses from contemplating which $1000+ phone to buy to Marxist Rick invoking "the woodchiper [sic] of capitalism". Amazing.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Patrick does not deny this story:

https://x.com/HeavyGalactic/status/1874936731151323584

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/FbKqr

 

[WelperHelper99]

Patrick does not deny this story:
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https://x.com/HeavyGalactic/status/1874936731151323584

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/FbKqr

Fat. You could have said no. You could have called it bullshit. WHY ARE YOU FEEDING THE FUCKING HURRICANE???

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Would Patrick be friends with the guys from RedLetterMedia?

 

[dj0449674]

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lol @ this. Who the fuck wants "true wearables" and thinks folding screens are awesome? Patrick does, of course.

Then the conversation somehow instantly progresses from contemplating which $1000+ phone to buy to Marxist Rick invoking "the woodchiper [sic] of capitalism". Amazing.

I'm not even sure what a "true wearable" is.

Samsung early watches were literally just wearable tablets and phones.

This came out 5 years before he made that post

 

[Troonos]

Please find attached a police report from 2020 wherein Patrick gets beaten up by three black men who then stole his phone. The police never found these black men.

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Just three mourning fathers trying to avenge the pepperonification of their children.

 

[Drip Torch]

Chubby Cheesecake! That's is so on point with Fatrick.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Please find attached a police report from 2020 wherein Patrick gets beaten up by three black men who then stole his phone. The police never found these black men.

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So that’s his Niggeroni villain origin story. Interesting!
Of course the police never found them, they got promptly processed and disposed of.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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lol @ this. Who the fuck wants "true wearables" and thinks folding screens are awesome? Patrick does, of course.

Then the conversation somehow instantly progresses from contemplating which $1000+ phone to buy to Marxist Rick invoking "the woodchiper [sic] of capitalism". Amazing.

Patrick loves folding phones:

Even when his dumb ass goes swimming with them:


But not to worry, he ordered a brand new top of the line folding phone right away with his wife's parents' money:

 

[Something Awful]

Patrick loves folding phones:

A smartphone and a "mini tablet" for the low price of $1,800, what a deal. That man ain't right in the head.