DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Johnny Doxville]

Sorry for double posting, but this massive FAGGOT indeed bought a 7 years old game for full price on STEAM! ON STEAM! You know, that has sales every other month.
DSP is a fucking monster. Who does this???
40 bucks

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Fuck me it's like 16 bucks on cdkeys

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

In a series of extremely dented streams that happened recently, this might rank among the top 5, jesus fucking christ.

 

[johnkimble123]

I tuned out when he started retconning the whole WWE Champions, but remember that Phil:

* Admitted to having spend 5 figures back on that wrestling podcast he went to a few months ago
* Also said that him having his phone with WWE Champions on stream was intentional and part of keikaku all along for... reasons he never explained?
* Alluded to having sold DownFromTheRafters and made good money out of it, but also this happened when he was begging the hardest and also says he was in a bad spot "back then"
* Claims no one cared about it, but he was the one who denied playing it for years and knew every little mention of the game
* Says he only plays casually, but knows not just the game to a tee (rip) but also knows the community and which are the most prominent players

Just in case he tries to retcon everything as he usually does.

Just to poke more holes... he claims to have sold it in 2020, which would have been after the bankruptcy, as the name last was changed in like May 2020. So that part is bullshit. Also every piece of evidence shows that online accounts are sold for pennies, maybe 4 figures if he's lucky. And on top of that, who sells off their account with years of progress only to start a new one.

This stream genuinely shows DSP knows nothing about streaming or making videos and all the shit he has is done by his dents like darziak.

He seriously doesn't know anything and if any of us spent 15 minutes with OBS we would know more.

He didn't touch his Windows 8.1 PC because he likely couldn't recreate the settings there that were done years ago, likely by some other tech dent handholding him.

 

[Comma]

The Indiana Jones playthrough is on thin ice!

EDIT: Another whale call:

Iron Chef Sakai, where are you?!

EDIT: LMAO, he scolds the Kick chat for "talking about money". Then proceeds to claim he's not talking about money and that he's just there to enjoy Indiana Jones.

Clip:

Absolutely ZERO self-awareness.

EDIT:

LITERALLY 8 minutes later: begging for money (after scoffing at a small SuperChat).

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15 minutes later: He. Can't. Stop. Begging.

 

[johnkimble123]

The Indiana Jones playthrough is on thin ice!

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Gosh, I wonder if there's a common component in all of these games not doing well, support wise as Phil says it...

 

[INirvana]

Had to make an account for this because it annoys the hell out of me.It's so annoying when DSP gets his hand held on puzzles or through the games like seriously, does his fucking retarded mods keep a guide walkthrough with them while he plays a game to make sure he's safe? Nothing is worse than having your hand held in a puzzle like a GOW Ragnarok fucking game.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I know there's people that don't care either way, but I wonder if there's a single soul on earth that strongly believes he sold the DFTR account. If someone came forward, I wouldn't even make fun of them; I just want to behold the spectacle of their anomalous existence, like a 4 leaf clover, or an albino african.

 

[lupinthethird]

It's so annoying when DSP gets his hand held on puzzles or through the games like seriously, does his fucking retarded mods keep a guide walkthrough with them while he plays a game to make sure he's safe?

It's almost certain that he watches videos/reads guides on 99% of the games he plays. Watching Tevin's restream of him playing Indiana Jones and he bizarrely knows exactly where and when to take pictures of things, beelines from one item to the next and navigates the level like he's played it before. I know people have said that he also beelines directly to items that are specifically beneficial or essential to his particular build whenever he's played Elden Ring as well.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Had to make an account for this because it annoys the hell out of me.It's so annoying when DSP gets his hand held on puzzles or through the games like seriously, does his fucking retarded mods keep a guide walkthrough with them while he plays a game to make sure he's safe? Nothing is worse than having your hand held in a puzzle like a GOW Ragnarok fucking game.

he has a private discord where his whales make a detailed walkthrough so that dave doesn't look too much like a retard

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Had to make an account for this because it annoys the hell out of me.It's so annoying when DSP gets his hand held on puzzles or through the games like seriously, does his fucking retarded mods keep a guide walkthrough with them while he plays a game to make sure he's safe? Nothing is worse than having your hand held in a puzzle like a GOW Ragnarok fucking game.

my favorite is when he's stuck on a puzzle then the character loudly states the answer to the puzzle after a few minutes then he acts like he figured it out on his own.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I couldn't believe he retconned Champions again after there was a documentary explaining how he lied about it for years, he watched the documentary, and agreed with it. He's contradicted his own stories over and over. He's lost the plot. No one cares about it but he brings it up all the time while his entire chat mocks him. You love to see it.

But I'll remind everyone how even though Phil "sold his account years ago", when he started playing Champions on stream last fall, he knew every single thing that was happening, could explain all the game dynamics in great detail, knew all the best pulls (and was totally happy while playing). So how he got all that knowledge when he didn't play for years, um, hmmmm.... (yes I know he claimed there was a third account that he played occasionally, but he probably retconned that story already too).

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Had to make an account for this because it annoys the hell out of me.It's so annoying when DSP gets his hand held on puzzles or through the games like seriously, does his fucking retarded mods keep a guide walkthrough with them while he plays a game to make sure he's safe? Nothing is worse than having your hand held in a puzzle like a GOW Ragnarok fucking game.

Dude, Darziak the dragonlover is literally spending dozens of hours a week editing, stealing content, and replaying his self throwback shit for 100 people to watch. Nmewarlock one of the kick mods spent 40 minutes non-stop banning all the accounts that Jamal unbanned in 20 seconds. These people are losers with no life, yes they keep guides open.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

"Anything helps"
*donate two dollars*
"Wow two dollars, great... guess we're not getting much today, huh? Tuhuhuhu"

Any other streamer that did this would instantly go viral, like that girl who went "no subs today!? Guys, I'm working here!" or the one who said "If you have time to watch me, you can afford to sub". Phil does that shit literally every single day, and the worst part is that the dents actually get shamed into donating more. They really have it coming.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Dude, Darziak the dragonlover is literally spending dozens of hours a week editing, stealing content, and replaying his self throwback shit for 100 people to watch. Nmewarlock one of the kick mods spent 40 minutes non-stop banning all the accounts that Jamal unbanned in 20 seconds. These people are losers with no life, yes they keep guides open.


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mod needs to just pin this at the top of the subforum

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Imagine spending loads of money on superficial shit centered around a job requiring you to know something about computers and fumble it because you're a fuckin fraud who has everything spoonfed to you that you barely know how to unzip a file or figure out your own OBS settings. The thing that you met your wife in DMs about.

The Indiana Jones playthrough is on thin ice!



EDIT: LMAO, he scolds the Kick chat for "talking about money". Then proceeds to claim he's not talking about money and that he's just there to enjoy Indiana Jones.

This came off to me as some sort of actual whale activation trigger. Despite him mentioning YESTERDAY and probably today, that he just ignores the trolls and they don't bother him, he knows if he says this type of shit out loud" Uhg the trolls talking about money!"
like it is someones queue to tip him goal money so he can felt them back.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

"Anything helps"
*donate two dollars*
"Wow two dollars, great... guess we're not getting much today, huh? Tuhuhuhu"

Any other streamer that did this would instantly go viral, like that girl who went "no subs today!? Guys, I'm working here!" or the one who said "If you have time to watch me, you can afford to sub". Phil does that shit literally every single day, and the worst part is that the dents actually get shamed into donating more. They really have it coming.

Completely correct, correct? Correct. Yeah anybody else would be done for speaking the way he does on the daily, but it just goes to show you how completely irrelevant he is. He should be happy that he is completely ignored, but luckily his ego and narcissism are so extreme that it hurts him that his retardation(using the root meaning of the word so it's not a slur) very rarely gets wider attention outside his bubble.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

Completely correct, correct? Correct. Yeah anybody else would be done for speaking the way he does on the daily, but it just goes to show you how completely irrelevant he is. He should be happy that he is completely ignored, but luckily his ego and narcissism are so extreme that it hurts him that his retardation(using the root meaning of the word so it's not a slur) very rarely gets wider attention outside his bubble.

Said it before and I’ll say it again, he is in the throes of mental illness. Nothing, not even a million dollars would save him from his living arrangements.
The longer this goes on the more and more he deteriorates mentally, physically (those pictures of him posted on here when he’s trying to put the PC together and shrugging are horrific), and he still thinks that this is a healthy way to live. He has no purpose in life, when the camera’s off he just goes into Twitter, plays WWEC, and lets all of his problems fester even more.

I haven’t watched him in a while and have no real desire to, but that is the difference between him and us. This imaginary competition of delusion, that he “wins” whenever he gets his money is the only thing he lives for, and it’s predicated on shame, for having to stoop low enough to beg for money, and the narcissistic insanity that is at his core.

So even if he was a highly successful streamer (he would be if my second point wasn’t true, since he has made close to six figures a year for the past ten), he doesn’t have any purpose in life other than begging for money and spending it on his addictions. No more different than a hobo taking your $5, walking into the the casino, and coming out with nothing.

A million dollars to a normal person is life changing, to him, it would be life ruining. He would spend it all in the week he got it, and be worse off than when he had gotten it.
It’s fine to be lazy and a piece of shit, as long as you’re okay with it. I think that most people want to be lazy and not have to work, but that is unfortunately not the case for most. Phil is lazy and a piece of shit, but A: he is a full-blown narc that can never admit that he’s a piece of shit, and B: this reprieve from a real life of having responsibilities and belonging to society, with coworkers, actual people that you like, love etc, has only hurt him. He has replaced people with drinking and friends with WWEC.

Whatever dissimulation is taking place that gets him his money and all this free time, he's not happy nor content with it. Good for him if he scams a bunch of retards out of their allowances, but he is clearly not enjoying his life, and him being happy (actually happy, not mocking others, fake laughing, or whatever other emotions and gesticulations that he has lost to this grift) is impossible. Nobody cares about how much money you make Phil, what would probably spite some of the hardcore detractors is if he had an actual come to Jesus moment, and turned his life around, made apologies, stuck to his word and so on.

 

[smug comporon]

I tuned out when he started retconning the whole WWE Champions, but remember that Phil:

* Admitted to having spend 5 figures back on that wrestling podcast he went to a few months ago

I completely forgot he did the faggy wrestling podcast interview. I assume there was basically nothing interesting in it since people don't really talk about it?

 

[porkypork99]

he admitted that we were right about the drinking+ gambling combo too...ridiculous

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“I know there is a lot going on in politics right now. Maybe after trump’s inauguration…then maybe…MAYBE then, but I have other things coming up..”
Well, I called it. He waged quit politics. He may do it one more time, but it’s dead. Tbh doesn’t surprise me. He made like 30 bucks the last time. Lol I’m sure he glad he made his old pay piggies leaving him for this right wing shit.
That business degree did him well