The Tenth Annual Julays Lolcow Awards, 2024 - They've given us ten years of laughter and horror. The least we can do is honor them.

[Cat Hyde Boots]

Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award: Animesuckscopeandsneed
Best Stinkditch & Rat King: Finnster
Best Lolcow Herd: Ruben Sim Derangement Syndtome

Best Lolcow Media: Destiny slobbing on dick

I would've voted for best put to pasture cow but deciding between Dragoneer and CoachRedpill was too hard.

 

[Cousin-Larry]

Main Forum: Russell Greer
Stinkditch: Erin Reed
Media: cokestream

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Best Main Forum Lolcow: Elon Musk
Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow: Dave "Danielle" Muscato
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill

 

[kiwi friend]

kris clears
who else was exposed as a tranny pedo in 2024
classic

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Best Internet Famous & Grifter Cow:
Jackie Singh

Lolcow Herd: Bluesky

 

[Stan]

Fresh meat: Ana Victoria "Victor" Markhoff / vvictorman_uel
Poor Opsec Award: Colton Marshall "Amanda" Lochmann / Justabatto95

P.S. I changed my LOTY vote From Ava Kris Tyson to Nick Rekeita in consideration of Foreclosuregate. You have to respect the drive and commitment to earning LOTY again Nick clearly possesses.

 

[lolnah]

Best Main Forum Lolcow: Emily Nichole Cassidy/SamanthaPrater
Fresh Meat: Anna Jane Clossin / annacondasin
Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award: Ian Veldaz Felton / AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed
Best Lolcow Media: "Oops, Horse Porn" - Ian Kochinski/VaushV

 

[AI Generated User]

Lolcow Emeritus: Chris Chan

Lolcow of the Year: Rekieta

Best Main Forum Lolcow: Alyssa Mercante

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[Rotollo 2]

Look on the bright side, there's no way balldo goes for a hat trick and wins LCotY 2025.... right?

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

Best Main Forum Lolcow: Joshua Block / worldoftshirts
Best Animal Control Lolcow: Herbert Kenneth Huachaca / Dansburst Studios
Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award: Colton Marshall "Amanda" Lochmann / Justabatto95
Best Lolcow Media: "A Little Spritz" - Nick Fuentes

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Lolcow of the Year: Nick Rekieta
Best Animal Control Lolcow: Herbert Kenneth Huachaca / Dansburst Studios
Lolcow Emeritus: Ethan Ralph / Gunt*
Fresh Meat: Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions
Best Lolcow Media: The mother fucking cokestream. Specifically Nick reading AnimesucksCopeandSneed's superberry several times.
Best Put To Pasture Lolcow: Gonazalo Lira
*The gunt deserves Lolcow Emeritus for all the memes that he created this year:"Tax free";"cats don't fold to bullshit";"I am an arian god"; "I am Rekieta's bulldog"; "you are jewish but female"; his letter to the judge; etc.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Three category votes:

Fresh Meat: Aaron Imholte
Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award: AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed
Best Internet Famous & Grift Wars Lolcow: Ben and Grace Thorp

plus:
Best Lolcow Media: "I'm not Ralph, my name's not Ethan Ralph" - Ethan Ralph

 

[Swedishcrepes02]

Best Main Forum Lolcow- russell greer. he brought me to kiwifarms and i will forever be grateful for that.
Best Internet Famous & Grift Wars Lolcow- patrick tomlinson.
Best Animal Control Lolcow- million pity
Best Lolcow Media- the cokestream

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

Best Main Forum Lolcow: The dark gothic badboy himself KingCobraJFS (tmdwu)
Best Put to Pasture Lolwcow: Coach Dead Pill
Best Internet Famous & Grift Wars Lolcow (includes Internet Tough Guys and Da Sektur): "Sick" Nick Talbott

 

[Meat Target]

Best Main Forum Lolcow: Andrew Ditch
Fresh Meat: Aaron Imholte
Best Lolcow Media: Cokestream

 

[ChromaticAberration]

- Best Main Forum Lolcow: Elon Musk
- Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Concord
- Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award: AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed

- Best Lolcow Media: The Cokestream

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

Main Forum: Joshua Block
Lolcow herd: Bluesky
Fresh meat: Jessica Boyle
Lolcow Media: Cokestream

 

[FamicomGorby]

Look on the bright side, there's no way balldo goes for a hat trick and wins LCotY 2025.... right?

I think he would have to basically go on a full Terry Davis type homeless schizo arc, but it's possible.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I think he would have to basically go on a full Terry Davis type homeless schizo arc, but it's possible.

look man, crack dependency could do that, either that or it makes him troon out, or both

 

[Marvin]

Best Animal Control Lolcow
Sean Patrick Kraese / kittyofquantum

Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow
Anthony "Erin" Reed / erininthemorn

Best Internet Famous & Grift Wars Lolcow
Jackie Singh / hackingbutlegal

Best Lolcow Media
"The Cokestream" - Nick Rekieta

@ChadBrazilian read the instructions in the OP. You can vote for three categories, plus the lolcow media category. And then vote in the thread poll for the big prize.