Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

What a sad, sad,  pathetic life.
alienating every family member, having no friends at all, not even the handlers want to interact with you, and now, you've alienated the only audience willing to entertain your psychotic bullshit.
This is your prison, you MADE this. You will die alone, and the only people who will he even mildly curious about you are us. Your family won't care, you will have a poppers grave, an unmarked grave where dozens of homeless or nameless people will be cremated and dumped together in a mixed pile. You will only be remembered by this thread, and we have no intention of keeping your memory alive.
You have done nothing positive for the world, the world would be a net positive with your death, because your ashes can be used in the cycle of life. Nobody will remember you fondly, not even your cat. You have nothing of value, created nothing of value. In the middle ages, you would have been left in a forest to die at birth for looking like a monster, or even burned alive. That would have been a fucking mercy to the world if that had happened today. Maybe Kirstin wouldn't be dead! Maybe those kittens would have been born to a loving family thay took care of them and had kittens of their own.

This isn't even about you being useless and not working, you can be jobless and useful.
I don't work, I volunteer and pick up garbage, give out water and blankets to the homeless, rescue and heal sick animals. Even if you didn't do that much, I help my neighbors when they need it, have plesant conversation, and make sure the elderly aren't lonely.
I may not be as productive as a lay person in this thread, but at least ai've put SOMETHING into society, however meager it is.
 
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TRUE AND HONEST APOLOGIZATION TO EMILY NICOLE CASSIDY

Dearest Emily,

I believe you! Lamby is obviously the tracer. She traced your centaur and the only reason hers was posted first was obviously because she changed the clock on her computer to the day before. Classic hacker tactic.

I believe that you just forgot that Kirstin killed herself in your basement and that's why you said she died in Florida. Hey, it happens. I can even begin to tell you how many people have died in my house. Am I expected to remember all of them? Honest mistake.

I believe that you had nothing to do with the kittens death. Did YOU give them fleas? Of course not. They were born inbred with fleas. People just need to realize that. And obviously when you call 911 to report a kitten death the dispatcher will tell you to throw them in the trash can. Where else would you put them? The refrigerator? Gross.

I believe that you have nothing to do with Zephyr. How would you even know his real name? It wasn't like he sent you money on SecondLife. You can't even get on SecondLife with out a login screen. Banks don't post people's credit card numbers on the dark web either. That's illegal. Why don't people just understand?

Emily, I believe you are indeed related to both Hitler and Anastasia. Your doctors are the ones lying to you. I can see the resemblance in your face. Everyone is just jealous of your prestigious genealogy.

Emily, I believe you are probably one of the top ten living artists in the world. Your style is so unique and inspired. So what if your art looks kind of like someone else's? Great minds think alike, isn't that what they say? People are just jealous that you have an edicite photogenic memory and can duplicate any image you have ever seen.

Emily, I believe you have lost weight. You aren't fat. Fat people have bellies. You don't have a belly, you just have fat rolls. Fat rolls don't mean you're fat. Besides, it just means you like to eat a lot of food. Everyone has to eat food or they'll die.

Emily, I'm sorry these trolls can't accept that you are perfect just the way you are.

P.s. how much do your yard wranglers make? I think I deserve to get paid for writing this.
 

This thread is on its pre-destined path of glorious milking, and would never de-rail from Da Wae.


Aw shiet, BoxerShorts would've loved this one. Yeah not shitskin colored and yet...

Use y2mate if youre on a PC or new pipe for mobile so you don't have to post YouTube links for a 3 second video.

 
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I think she has literally blocked everyone posting here. She will see us posting here but with the message redacted and any stickers on her posts she can ssee, but that's it. On profiles blocked user messages don't even appear.
 
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Where did I get bamboozled?
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thats not Emily, bro. lmao
 
Great drinking game, every time Emily asks for an apology take a shot. Also making a bingo would be fun. Bet we could fill it out at least once a day.
She got so mad the last time one was made, so I thought this was a great idea. (The bingo one, at least. I'm not trying to get alcohol poisoning. Not yet, anyway.)

Here is the Emmy-Poop Bingo Card 2025! Courtesy of Canva. Winner gets a free centaur drawing from Emily!

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I think she has literally blocked everyone posting here. She will see us posting here but with the message redacted and any stickers on her posts she can ssee, but that's it. On profiles blocked user messages don't even appear.
So she comes here specifically to defend against the detractors' public claims, then proceeds to block everyone so that everybody except her can see those claims (at least until she clicks on them). Very high IQ, low chromosome count strategy.

Maybe she genuinely doesn't understand that putting someone on ignore only affects whether or not YOU can see them, and it doesn't actually affect the thread for anyone else?
 
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