Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Nick is our countryman at heart. One of the biggest reasons our interest rates are sky high is because when we have excess liquidity here, we immediately gamble on risky assets (Encilhamento for example) or straight up swindle schemes. He just thought he could "beat the market" since the rates were so low.

Lmao what are you even talking about? He just sent it all straight up his nose. He didn't invest in shit. Money you send up your nose never comes back.

 

[Slap47]

Legal Eagle is going to become the hero lawyer of Youtube, while Nick is just some lunatic who abused his kids.

The Rekieta dark timeline is very dark for the Rekieta.

 

[Desktop User2]

Lmao what are you even talking about? He just sent it all straight up his nose. He didn't invest in shit. Money you send up your nose never comes back.

Someone posted a video of him talking about his investment acumen so he probably thought at the initial coke high he would beat the market and buy a million Joker posters paintings but 30min later came the down phase and he just bought more coke.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Someone posted a video of him talking about his investment acumen so he probably thought at the initial coke high he would beat the market and buy a million Joker posters paintings but 30min later came the down phase and he just bought more coke.

You don't understand the coke will let him do more streams and go longer. Which means more gift subs and dono messages.
It also means he can still take care of the keedz.
The coke isn't doing enough? That's okay we can get more coke and mix it with other things to achieve a perfect balance.
Infinite revenue Desktop User2 Infinite revenue!

 

[Desktop User2]

You don't understand the coke will let him do more streams and go longer. Which means more gift subs and dono messages.
It also means he can still take care of the keedz.
The coke isn't doing enough? That's okay we can get more coke and mix it with other things to achieve a perfect balance.
Infinite revenue Desktop User2 Infinite revenue!

Infinite money glitch LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[AnOminous]

You don't understand the coke will let him do more streams and go longer. Which means more gift subs and dono messages.

But that was when he was doing streams people actually wanted to watch. People did not want to watch Balldo streams, coom streams, cuck streams, degeneracy streams. They were actively repulsed by that shit, so when he fueled up his coomstream energy with cocaine, he just drove away people even faster, then on top of that, the cocaine made him even more of an asshole than he already was.

It's impossible to imagine how he could have done everything more wrong.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

But that was when he was doing streams people actually wanted to watch. People did not want to watch Balldo streams,

Nonsense!
>Sniffs a line of coke
It'll be brilliant. The coke is telling me people LOVE SEX. Sex sells right? I'll take my shirt off that's what the wine moms who came from Depp want. Sexy shirtless men and sex!

 

[Swole McPole]

That kind of "tehe I am spending 3K on """"snacks"""" tehe" sounds like the kind of homosexual word games he likes to play so much.

Are we sure he didn't say ^I am spending $3000 on smack.'

You'd need plenty of heroin to take the edge off those horrible cocaine comedowns.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Are we sure he didn't say ^I am spending $3000 on smack.'

You'd need plenty of heroin to take the edge off those horrible cocaine comedowns.

60% chance that when he mentioned spending alot on Snacks..he was talking about drugs and laughing to himself.

 

[Windy Moors]

The Bank: YOUR HOME IS AT RISK IF YOU DO NOT KEEP UP PAYMENTS ON A MORTGAGE OR OTHER LOAN SECURED ON IT!

Rekieta:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This nigger can't even stream. You think he can drive somewhere to sit in a room with other people for 2 hours and maybe take a test?
He's already fucked up the basics of it by paying / getting dinged with fees and ignoring other bits.

A point I made earlier - MN doesn't require any in-person attendance, and now you don't even have to be in a live webcast. And there are no tests.

But yes, logging on and watching a recorded bunch of content is apparently beyond his capacity.

 

[AnOminous]

The Bank: YOUR HOME IS AT RISK IF YOU DO NOT KEEP UP PAYMENTS ON A MORTGAGE OR OTHER LOAN SECURED ON IT!

Rekieta:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Has Balldo even ever seen the clips of himself acting like he does when he's on massive amounts of drugs?

How does anyone look at a clip of himself doing these deranged, mentally diseased facial expressions and not realize he has a serious problem? Can you imagine waking up after a bad night, and somehow someone got video of you looking like a brain-damaged gurning lunatic, and you didn't immediately seek rehab?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

The Bank: YOUR HOME IS AT RISK IF YOU DO NOT KEEP UP PAYMENTS ON A MORTGAGE OR OTHER LOAN SECURED ON IT!

Rekieta:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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To be fair, the bank probably told Rekieta to pay his mortgage on time in a faggy way, so he chose not to listen to that stuff.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Has Balldo even ever seen the clips of himself acting like he does when he's on massive amounts of drugs?

How does anyone look at a clip of himself doing these deranged, mentally diseased facial expressions and not realize he has a serious problem? Can you imagine waking up after a bad night, and somehow someone got video of you looking like a brain-damaged gurning lunatic, and you didn't immediately seek rehab?

See, I get where you’re coming from, but Occam’s razor super applies here.

The simplest explanation is that the demon possessing him controls his face and makes it do stupid things to demoralize the followers of Christ

@Slap47

Bruce Rivers he’s the criminal lawyer
(He’s also licensed to practice in Minnesota)

 

[anionfarflung]

You'd have to be a complete fucking moron to go into CS in 2024 -- or the last 20 years.

I guess it's good that I went into it more than 20 years ago. I did obtain an MS, and I do largely agree with you. Indians are infamous for fake credentials and cheating while in school. I was a GTA so I saw that first-hand. When I say "decadence" I'm referring mainly to choosing easier non-STEM BS degrees just to get a college degree, but the truth is that most people shouldn't go to college. A lot of people who attend college would be happier, more useful, and probably better paid if they went into the trades, but it's an industry now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sidebar: Nick really knows how to choose his allies. Patrick Melton is losing his mind over the revelation that his Superchats alternative (Supertips) doxes users’ PII to creators using the system.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Sidebar: Nick really knows how to choose his allies. Patrick Melton is losing his mind over the revelation that his Superchats alternative (Supertips) doxes users’ PII to creators using the system.

Not looking good for team Crackets. Melton just can't help gaining improper access to personal information for himself. Looks like a documented pattern of action here. Blows the "I DIDNT MEAN IT, THEMS WAS JOKES" defense right out of the water.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Not looking good for team Crackets here. Melton just can't help gaining improper access to personal information for himself. Looks like a documented pattern of action here. Blows the "I DIDNT MEAN IT, THEMS WAS JOKES" defense right out of the water.

Yes, and Melton previously doxed another person on stage from his Hackamania event. No wonder Nick is eager to get close to this piece of shit. I wonder if Nick will still make it to Vegas for Hackamania 2.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Yes, and Melton previously doxed another person on stage from his Hackamania event. No wonder Nick is eager to get close to this piece of shit. I wonder if Nick will still make it to Vegas for Hackamania 2.

They might. They also might have been awarded their new fight contracts for U.S. v Melton, et. al.

 

[LiquidKid]

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Legal Eagle is going to become the hero lawyer of Youtube, while Nick is just some lunatic who abused his kids.

The Rekieta dark timeline is very dark for the Rekieta.

The irony is that nothing honey did was actually a scam and their product did exactly what it was advertised to do. That British idiot just wanted to get famous for that video and YouTubers are such greedy idiots that they fell for it.
LegalEagle probably also knows that there’s no legal basis for this and he’s just trying to grift his audience for the third time.

Nick always loved to talk about “the grift” but he wasn’t even good at grifting