DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This dumbfuck doesn't even know that weed has been legal in his state for like a decade.

I completely forgot he did the faggy wrestling podcast interview. I assume there was basically nothing interesting in it since people don't really talk about it?
It's actually an interesting interview cause Phil went into it expecting his redemption arc and they were talking about WWEC the whole time and I think Derich.
 
So how bad can we expect the decline to be this year considering hes gonna go in with the mentality that hes gonna earn the same that he did during the KC arc. Will we get the black shirt begging streams? Fundraiser stream for taxes?

I'm betting we get paywalled gameplay. Egregious paywalled gameplay. He won't fucking care as long as he gets to wring every dollar from these retards.
 
I'm betting we get paywalled gameplay.
He already started. Last time he played marvel he refused to play until someone donated 20 bucks to “pick a character”. I’m sure it’s going to get worst. I have a feeling he’ll have steams where he won’t play until the big whales donate
It’s truly the hardcore begging season
 
“I know there is a lot going on in politics right now. Maybe after trump’s inauguration…then maybe…MAYBE then, but I have other things coming up..”
Well, I called it. He waged quit politics. He may do it one more time, but it’s dead. Tbh doesn’t surprise me. He made like 30 bucks the last time. Lol I’m sure he glad he made his old pay piggies leaving him for this right wing shit.
That business degree did him well
Also that same week nobody submitted anything, and it's not like he could research actual news on his own. His own topics were... local news talking about food donations, local news talking about Fuentes, Snow White trailer, Jaguar rebrand

One other thing... I've said this before but now I'm 100% convinced. If Phil goes out for a drive and a road is closed, he rage quits his errands and goes back home.
 
I completely forgot he did the faggy wrestling podcast interview. I assume there was basically nothing interesting in it since people don't really talk about it?
I didn’t watch the whole thing but ALT speaks highly of it. The interviewer went pretty hard on Phail from what I saw.
 
“I know there is a lot going on in politics right now. Maybe after trump’s inauguration…then maybe…MAYBE then, but I have other things coming up..”
Well, I called it. He waged quit politics. He may do it one more time, but it’s dead. Tbh doesn’t surprise me. He made like 30 bucks the last time. Lol I’m sure he glad he made his old pay piggies leaving him for this right wing shit.
That business degree did him well
Phil is such a lolcow. There's a massive surplus of money in grifting politically, he waits until 90% of it is passed to start. Then he doesn't make as much money as he wants (while doing it as lazily as possible, just opens a local news outlet instead of AP or NPR. Uses Twitter for all gaming news takes, but somehow misses using Twitter for political takes and trending topics. What a fucking moron. He doesn't know anything about gaming or political news so it's not any bigger deal if he parrots someone else's opinion while using the show as an excuse to not have to hold a controller.
He already started. Last time he played marvel he refused to play until someone donated 20 bucks to “pick a character”. I’m sure it’s going to get worst. I have a feeling he’ll have steams where he won’t play until the big whales donate
It’s truly the hardcore begging season
MANY streams recently he drags out the prestream (do not forget there's a 45 min to 1h20min prestream on his 3 hour late stream where he makes most of his money nowadays) until "the ball gets rolling on contributions". Can someone divvy up exactly how much time he spends not gaming? His slideshow goes for like 45min-1:15, then his stupid intro vid, then an hour minimum podcast, more if he's stalling for contributions or tech support (which is near daily), 2x 20 min piss breaks to wobble across the hallway to the bathroom then he stops games throughout to stop the recording and beg/rant (with stuff like the rogue mod thing happening between extending the unrecorded begments into like 40 min), finally he wraps up gameplay and rambles a bit or begs before clocking out. His night stream is even worse with very little gameplay. Seems fair to say he's not a gameplay streamer anymore when he rambles for 4 of the 7 hours he's infront of a camera, or wobbles off to jerk and pull hogans on the toilet.
The LARPING is the gayest most niglet shit in his chat, why the fuck do people LARP?
I've been bitching about the dents in his chat for years. They're giving him money through adrevenue, through accepting memberships, through improving his search algorithm performance via stream attendance (this giving more of his videos a search chance for more accidental adrevenue through random victims) and finally, hoisting his retarded ego up by making him think he has watchers. 100% of kick viewers are just dogging on him 100% of the time and he gets it. He only leaves it up because it's another avenue for donation.
 
Before DSP went crazy with the lights and mic stands... he had a working facecam and audio.
Few thousand dollars later he has this amateur style ai green screen, which looks ridiculous at times and audio that sometimes cuts out. Money well spent.
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Sam's new video had me thinking damn that's what a "high end" setup looks like not what DSP has
 
The LARPING is the gayest most niglet shit in his chat, why the fuck do people LARP?
It used to not be effective because he would only read chat if you were a legit dent (derich/jayde) whale or you paid but now he will read almost anyone who @'s him and can easily be set off like he was today multiple times. The Kick chat is probably the most verbal abuse DSP has taken on the internet since like the SRK forums and he does so purely for you know who to give him sub bombs like tonight because he gets a bigger cut on Kick then if they were given on Youtube.

@Si vis pacem para bellum Pretty sure every actual larper uses adblock and/or just pops out his chat and watches a restreamer and he privates the streams afterwards which totally kills anything it would do for the algo because he is a retard. Any larper who gives money is a dent and should end it all and there is no reason to be a snowkarl anymore cause he answers those for free now. DSP ad revenue has never been lower then it is now so I wouldn't worry about him making money off of them.
 
26 bucks in support all night until the ironcuck money came in.
I wonder how long iron can keep this shit up. It’s 100% apparent he’s either it SSI or only works part time, so money is going to get tight. I’m sure mommy or daddy is letting him stay with them and giving him some cash, but eventually he’ll run out of money. I wonder how long Phil gets a new pay pig to replace him.

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He doesn’t want to play games anymore. I think he really like the idea of right wing sperg out streams since he can just vomit up shit he reads and get a shit ton of money from the Kino dents. However, that dream is dead once Kino disown him.
Also, I’m almost 100% certain the WWE stream isn’t happening. Phil said they won’t even give him a date and the show is on the 6th. They’re trying to shake him off at this point, but Phil can’t take the hint
 
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