Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Can we get 10 subs to make that a sticker everybody?
 
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BrokeBackPhil said:
Just make sure you hold out for a kitten goal before the destination stone at 0.5x.
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Unironically, the Casino literally owes its success up until this point to Destination Stone. Sure, if DS and NOTG didn't exist, it would be something else, but the point remains unchanged. The repeated (bad) joke about negotiating a price for a humiliation ritual and undertaking said humiliation ritual is the Casino's bread and butter. The more they clown on the DS couple, the more they clown on themselves. The DS couple is what allows Ashton to be his sedentary self. That and the loli discord.
 
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Unlikely to happen sadly. If it did they're show would be more sustainable.
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Tbh I assumed it happened because that was an agreement they made that Andy streams after the stream to capitalize on the existing viewers (like Hosting on twitch but himself) and anything he earns alone either he gets all of or a much much higher cut of. That he was doing it to such punishing levels because he was abusing a stimulant and needed to support that.
 
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Quintus said:
Unlikely to happen sadly. If it did they're show would be more sustainable.
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Casino paypigs are a different subspecies from other paypigs, insofar as no other figure does live on-air negotiations with their pigs and casino paypigs get off on being disruptive. You'll note that when PPP has a good 3 minute rant raring to go, paypigs donate in the 30th or 60th second, as if to disrupt his rhythm. It seems to be more of a matter of instinct than premeditated calculation, but that does not change the end result. Casino paypigs tend to have much deeper pockets than paypigs in other circles, where they are typically recipients of public benefits that have little to paypig with. Because their paypiggery is so high, Ashton can't really afford to lose them to a competing e-daddy and pretty much has to put up with their bullshit on their schedule. Once a paypig has donoed, the hosts have about 30-60 seconds to drop the shoutout while the chat is spammed with clapping emojis and similar. I'll give Ashton a lot of credit for his skill at managing the paypigs, but when the paypig cabal contains perverts left and right, that is where I have to draw the line.
 
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Si vis pacem para bellum said:
Tbh I assumed it happened because that was an agreement they made that Andy streams after the stream to capitalize on the existing viewers (like Hosting on twitch but himself) and anything he earns alone either he gets all of or a much much higher cut of. That he was doing it to such punishing levels because he was abusing a stimulant and needed to support that.
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Interesting theory. I always assumed it was just because he feels so inadequate next to Ashton. Like he just isn't anywhere near the entertainer and wants to feel like one of the cool kids at school for a few hours after the actual show. That and he really wishes he was engaging enough to be a game streamer (He's not it's fucking unwatchable garbage).
 
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It bears noting that in their Pre-Kick, YouTube days, they initially interrupted the show for any dono at any level that came in through the since disgraced PowerChat (a scandal in it's own right, nearly ended the show and required a sweeping from Janny Jim to smooth over the chat revolt), but they later adopted a policy of $20+ donos get immediate shoutout and donos under 20 would be read on the hour. When they were shoahed off of YouTube, it took me a while to learn they were on Kick, so I missed their early Kick days, but when I came back, the paypiggery was MUCH different because of how the Kick paypiggery mechanisms work. I don't really have much of a thesis or conclusion to this, I'm just dropping this info for the purposes of maintaining the lore.
 
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Inebriated Ark Monk said:
Interesting theory. I always assumed it was just because he feels so inadequate next to Ashton. Like he just isn't anywhere near the entertainer and wants to feel like one of the cool kids at school for a few hours after the actual show. That and he really wishes he was engaging enough to be a game streamer (He's not it's fucking unwatchable garbage).
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I tried to watch a little one of the two times he was getting started with Fallout, and he was really wrestling with mods, and what chat said about the mods. It was strange, like just do something is better than fiddling, asking others to tell you what to do...it was like DSP's younger brother. Typically I tend to feel pretty empathetic towards Andy just because he seems like an ok guy who just had a troubling teenage years leading to bad crowd-ism which is now perpetually causing him to circle the drain and go in and out of drug use cycles. Best thing for him would be to cut the internet and go get a job throwing freight somewhere. Get some beer buddies, some muscle, stop chasing the validation mom/dad didn't give you forever through content creation, stop avoiding work. But as others have said, it was unwatchable.
 
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Si vis pacem para bellum said:
stop chasing the validation mom/dad didn't give you forever through content creation
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Definitely this vibe, like this really pathetic and groveling sort of desperate bro energy. Aren't we cool fellow kids energy.

"Who wants to play tha retro vidya? Have you seen my achievements broskis? How bout them game awards fellow chuds, they sure were lame and gay."
 
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If Andy were a radically different person while the cameras weren't rolling, and he spent his earlier years squirreling away an investment fund rather than chasing hedonistic pursuits, effectively living monk mode for a decade or two to achieve early retirement, would he have made significant enough capital at this point to be self-sustaining with a modicum of fuck you money?
 
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Rick Nekieta said:
If Andy were a radically different person while the cameras weren't rolling, and he spent his earlier years squirreling away an investment fund rather than chasing hedonistic pursuits, effectively living monk mode for a decade or two to achieve early retirement, would he have made significant enough capital at this point to be self-sustaining with a modicum of fuck you money?
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IIRC it'd take somewhere in the neighborhood of about 2 million dollars invested to have dividends of about 5k a month. He could have something, but nowhere near fuck you money where you don't have to work or give a fuck. I also can't imagine Andy without imagining that which makes Andy, which includes the things which cause him to make shit life decisions.
 
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Si vis pacem para bellum said:
IIRC it'd take somewhere in the neighborhood of about 2 million dollars invested to have dividends of about 5k a month. He could have something, but nowhere near fuck you money where you don't have to work or give a fuck. I also can't imagine Andy without imagining that which makes Andy, which includes the things which cause him to make shit life decisions.
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If one assumed an 8% average return on moderate risk investing, one would need 750K in investment money to generate 60K annually. Over the last 10 years, teh average stock market return was 13%. I cleared 17% last year, even with a nearly 5% loss in the final week of 2024. This, of course, can be very upended by a few bad years in the market, which would precipitate a brief stint out of retirement, but even low wage jobs over a year or two stretch can compensate for this. If you're not on a coast, it's doable to monk mode on 3-3.5K. Toronto is an exception, that's mistake number one.
 
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