Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

When he says snarky, patronizing stuff like this my headcanon is such; as he hits send, he imagines himself on stage at a comedy club speaking down to some lame heckler. If you look at it through that lens, some of the bizarre shit he says makes a lot more sense.

If you imagine each "Enjoy Prison" being stated to thunderous applause (and it is, here at least), it makes much more sense. It's his "catchphrase" and everyone wants him to say it, and he never disappoints an audience.

 

[John Badman]

“Enjoy prison nigger child”
I can’t believe Fatrick was a racist…

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

The great thing about Fatrick is that for a guy who threatens to put people in prison, he is much more likely to wind up serving time.

 

[Imposteroak]

He manually copies and pastes it. We've seen him screw it up in texts.

Since this comes up all the time and we got some new eyes on this thread I feel the need to stress the following.

He both copies and pastes and manually types shit out.

We have seen him type things out and fuck it up very often, but the reason we know he is porque squeeler is because he accidentally copy and pasted the gay blurb he made for that persona.
I find this infinitely more insane than if he just chose one or the other.
Like between the two typing it out is more crazy, but after all the thousands of times he has done this to not stick to one or the other? I cannot fathom the amount of mental illness that takes. Pat is in a league of his own.

 

[John_Smith]

Buying DRM locked ebooks is a sign of being true niggercattle. Unless you got a PDF that can be copied and transfered, you ain't got shit.

PDF books are pure, unadulterated shit. Epubs are the way to go. For the DRM, Calibre plus the NoDRM plugin will take care of it, with a few caveats. Kindle books (AZWs and KFXs and whatever) are a PITA to liberate, and currently a PITA to even get the files in many cases. If you buy from B&N you'll need a way to access the epubs with something like a rooted Android device/emulator with the Nook android app, since B&N no longer supports its Nook for PC. No matter, Piggy couldn't figure out how to remove DRM on his books and his goto for tech advice, the Best Buy Geek Squad would be of no help.

I like the idea that an urban gentleman was punching Piggy in the face, but I very much doubt that's what happened. Piggy lies to everyone. Probably, it was a scam to get the MiL, Lynn, to buy him a new phone.

Isn't Milwaukee kinda known for its good cheese? You'd think they'd be able to make good cheesesteak then. But on the other hand, Chubby Patsteak wouldn't go to a good place. He doesn't care as long as it's cheap, greasy, and close to Hoolies.

No. The state of Wisconsin is known for good cheese. Milwaukee is known for its cream colored bricks, which are weaker than regular bricks ( so when a temblor strikes the city, oh my the rubble), and its truly appalling beers. Probably even more appalling to you as a German. It is also known for its serial killers of children, Jeffrey Dahmer and that other guy, the one who snatches Black children and turns them into some sort of cured meat...

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Detective Fatton solved the mystery case of "Where do babies come from?", however, I believe the question was "Why is a pharmacy selling sex toys?"
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Stalker child, the very question why a "pharmacy is selling sex toys" is an act of violence.

(and why the fuck are they black and blue?)

 

[FinnSven]

This has to be the most embarrassing thing for him to let slip.

At least when he threatened to kill his ex wife and daughter that showed he possessed a capacity for ruthlessness.

This however demonstrates he either is a chicken shit coward or just doesn’t have the sense and capability of swallowing pride to just hand over the phone and accept he had a few too many to drink.

He got cornered and outnumbered, it sucks, it’s humiliating, but hand over the phone, make the police report and get the phone company to brick the sim and handset.
Then the idiots don’t win.

 

[James done did it]

Since this comes up all the time and we got some new eyes on this thread I feel the need to stress the following.

He both copies and pastes and manually types shit out.

We have seen him type things out and fuck it up very often, but the reason we know he is porque squeeler is because he accidentally copy and pasted the gay blurb he made for that persona.
I find this infinitely more insane than if he just chose one or the other.
Like between the two typing it out is more crazy, but after all the thousands of times he has done this to not stick to one or the other? I cannot fathom the amount of mental illness that takes. Pat is in a league of his own.

I think it depends how deep in the sauce he is. When he gets drunk enough he can't figure out how to get to the copy/paste function on his phone and will type out "enjoy prison, stlakers"

 

[Divine right to rule]

Detective Fatton solved the mystery case of "Where do babies come from?", however, I believe the question was "Why is a pharmacy selling sex toys?"
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Maybe Anal-Enthisiast Patrick knows something I don't, but buttplugs and fleshlights don't seem to have much to do with making babies, much less them being sold at a pharmacy.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Maybe Anal-Enthisiast Patrick knows something I don't, but buttplugs and fleshlights don't seem to have much to do with making babies, much less them being sold at a pharmacy.

Rick would be entirely assblasted to learn that sex can be between a man and a woman and produce a child without the pharmaceutical companies being involved at all. Horrors!

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I know the screenshots are insane enough but when you actually visit his feed and see this within the tweeter app it's even more insane.

I've seen a lot of people lose their shit online for either rational or irrational reasons but it's truly magnificent how he can fucking reply to so much total nonsense with a boilerplate response that I'm sure he thinks cuts deep but is also total nonsense. Dis nigga is mentally cooked (without seasonin').

I use nitter when I mine for screenshots and sometimes I have to hit “load more” two or three times to get to the good stuff. The insane amount of “this is why” etc and “as the report clearly states” etc and “enjoy prison, stalker” boggles the mind, I’d be so embarrassed to publicly document my booty blastitis and somehow he thinks he looks cool. The repetition is even cringe, he’s just saying the same shit over and over to people who will continue to call him a ffwbt and a neverfather and laugh at his dramatic takes.

 

[AprilRains]

PDF books are pure, unadulterated shit.

I'm curious why. My assumption was that it's because PDFs have active content, in the same way that Word documents have it, but I'm guessing that's not the main issue.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I'm curious why. My assumption was that it's because PDFs have active content, in the same way that Word documents have it, but I'm guessing that's not the main issue.

They don’t reflow. They’re exactly whatever size it was set from the factory and they remain that way.

If you have a huge screen who cares? But in a phone you want text to reflow.

 

[AprilRains]

They don’t reflow. They’re exactly whatever size it was set from the factory and they remain that way.

If you have a huge screen who cares? But in a phone you want text to reflow.

Interesting. I'm a phoneposter here, but I read documents on my laptop because I'm old, so I wouldn't have learned that through experience.. Thank you for explaining.

 

[neger psykolog]

They don’t reflow. They’re exactly whatever size it was set from the factory and they remain that way.

If you have a huge screen who cares? But in a phone you want text to reflow.

Don't some PDF viewers offer reflow/wrapping based on screen size?
It seems trivial to turn the PDF into an epub or whatever file can do that in this day and age anyway. Kindle has offered for 10+ years an emails address you just send a PDF to and it gets reformatted for Kindle (from memory)

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

I am late to this, but Chubby's Cheesesteaks! How is this real? I missed a real blowout last night.

A couple more mildly interesting posts here. Pat claims to be an NFL fan but states that this character is a defensive lineman. I have not seen the film from 2000 in question, but a number 56 would be an offensive lineman or a linebacker.


And something that makes me genuinely MATI. Pat thinks that punitive government taxation that forces elderly people to sell a house where they have lived for many decades is actually a good thing.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Fat Rick was probably on a drunk walk from Hooly's to Chubby's when the urban gentlemen decided they wanted some of the other white meat, because he wanted a cheesesteak and he got kicked out of Hooly's not for just being drunk, but for shitting himself. Because he's fat, incontinent, and wears a diaper.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I'm honestly just surprised Rick wasn't intoxicated when they took the report.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

We gotta find those darkies, that phone could contain information that will cinch the Julay for him.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Please find attached a police report from 2020 wherein Patrick gets beaten up by three black men who then stole his phone. The police never found these black men.

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Is this revenge for all those black kids he made pepperoni out of?