Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Watching Rekieta]

As a legal matter, I believe you are incorrect. There are many examples of kids, once adults, suing trustees for mismanaging their money. This has happened in some high-profile Hollywood cases.

Those are cases where the child earned the money. Not gifts given to them by the parents. Imagine the legal nightmare of children suing their parents because they believed their inheritance should be higher.

 

[daffodils]

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[Swole McPole]

Yes. A parole officer could do this and the way to enforce it would be randomly showing up at his cardboard box under the bridge to make him pee in a cup.

Here's how this would work in the UK. I'd be surprised if the US was different.

You get arrested. You get charged. You get offered a plea deal in which your choice is probation or going to jail. Abstaining from drugs or alcohol might be a condition of your probation. You don't have to take the probation offer. You can go to jail. When you come out again, you can go back to drinking and drugging.

Alternatively, you turn down the probation and get 12 months in jail. Prison offers to let you out early on parole. No drinking or drugging is a condition of your parole. You can turn down the parole and serve your full sentence. (Which would only be six months on a 12 month sentence.) You come out, and go straight back to drinking and drugging.

In reality, nobody gives much of a fuck anyway. Everyone has caseloads that are far too big, so even if such conditions exist, nobody observes them. You're probably never seeing your probation/parole officer more than once unless you're a serial killer or baby rapist.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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I'm really interested in how an ounce of cocaine, a nine year old with a COCAINE LEVEL OF 5,000, wife-swapping and home foreclosure was the best thing to do for his family. I personally won't hold my breath.

 

[AnOminous]

All that expensive, top class hardware for a simple on camera stream.

And despite all that tard gear, the fucking mongoloid's streams still look like shit, and actually started looking even worse after he got that tard gear.

There are idiots who stream from their phone whose streams look better.

What about alcohol? Wasn't he very proud of the fact he was sipping $200 bottles of whisky?

"Sipping." He was guzzling that hooch like a homeless bum chokes down a whole bottle of Old Crow in one gulp. He might have been just drinking plastic bottle bottom shelf bum liquor for how he wasted it. And then he'd lick the bottle like it was a Jamaican dick.

 

[Chazzed Up]

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>found a way to make a living in a country that has very little opportunity

If you struggle to find a way to make ends meet while holding a law degree (that you didn't pay for yourself) and receiving nearly unlimited financial support from your family well into adulthood, I don't think you can point to 'the system'. The fact that what he considers a good opportunity is drinking on camera 8 hours a day really says it all.

 

[AnOminous]

In reality, nobody gives much of a fuck anyway. Everyone has caseloads that are far too big, so even if such conditions exist, nobody observes them. You're probably never seeing your probation/parole officer more than once unless you're a serial killer or baby rapist.

If Nick had pled out at the outset (or taken an outright diversion) this would almost certainly be the case. He might have had completely unsupervised probation, no testing, no nothing, and the only time he'd even see his PO would be the first intake meeting. Even most "supervised" probation for minor drug cases is so lax it might as well be unsupervised.

As it is, I think it's a lot more likely he gets some actual conviction and actually have the PO up his ass on a regular basis, especially with his total refusal to take responsibility and kids involved. Even if the cops aren't up his ass, KCDHS will be.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

So wait, when you have auto-brewery syndrome, would your semen become alcoholic?

And if so, would it accelerate Rekieta's cum guzzling shameful behavior?

 

[Pelican Bones]

So wait, when you have auto-brewery syndrome, would your semen become alcoholic?

And if so, would it accelerate Rekieta's cum guzzling shameful behavior?

Does anyone know how I delete this post?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Aaron's a gay egoist. Aaron didn't make Nick start spending 20k a month on drugs, Aaron didn't make Nick give up on lawtubing and replace it with his unprofitable sex streams, Aaron didn't make Nick defame monty and then hire the most expensive attorney possible.

Nick was the cause of his downfall. Aaron was a part of it, but implying it all came crumbling down because of Aaron is gay, sad, and retarded.

He also mentioned that he estimated a 7 person household would probably cost "around $15k monthly" which sounds excessively high.

Aaron refusing to buy the house was the Operation Bagration of the Balldoreich. It set into motion the endgame we're seeing right now

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

With deep introspection, Rekieta addresses foreclosure.

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Just sounds like Ralph at this point. I honestly read that sentence like Ralph because that is how it read.

Aaron's uncanny habit of just lucking his way out of every jam like that always did seem oddly familiar:

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Hey, that is one handsome Roadrunner! Not as handsome as me though.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

If Nick had pled out at the outset (or taken an outright diversion) this would almost certainly be the case. He might have had completely unsupervised probation, no testing, no nothing, and the only time he'd even see his PO would be the first intake meeting. Even most "supervised" probation for minor drug cases is so lax it might as well be unsupervised.

As it is, I think it's a lot more likely he gets some actual conviction and actually have the PO up his ass on a regular basis, especially with his total refusal to take responsibility and kids involved. Even if the cops aren't up his ass, KCDHS will be.

I'd also imagine that small town Minnesota has a lot less caseload and a lot more time to personally barbecue his ass for playing stupid games and making said small town e-famous for those games alone.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If Nick had pled out at the outset (or taken an outright diversion) this would almost certainly be the case. He might have had completely unsupervised probation, no testing, no nothing, and the only time he'd even see his PO would be the first intake meeting. Even most "supervised" probation for minor drug cases is so lax it might as well be unsupervised.

As it is, I think it's a lot more likely he gets some actual conviction and actually have the PO up his ass on a regular basis, especially with his total refusal to take responsibility and kids involved. Even if the cops aren't up his ass, KCDHS will be.

And if they had just plead out as early as possible they would both be 6 months into their probationary period.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

With deep introspection, Rekieta addresses foreclosure.

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He misspelled ackshually.

money

All that money spent and his office looks like shit. The combo of the uncontrolled wires and the mishmash of North Woods Cabin x 1980s Landed Lawyer style efforts makes me irrationally angry. The unfinished shelves, wrong green for the door, and those ugly chairs (yes, I know they're basic Queen Anne-style wing chairs, a poor attempt to look both cozy and serious/ traditional/ lawyerly, but they just look like they were scraped from someone's garage sale. I don't think even Becker Furniture World sells that shlock now (and if they went to Gabbert's, they apparently got a bad designer...or perhaps a good one with tasteless clients)).

I think you are wrong. As beneficiaries of a *registered* Trust, they could file an action against the Trustees for mismanagement. I believe the law does (or would) recognize that Trustees are liable for their actions, and the relationship the Trustees have to the beneficiaries is not legally important.

Also, I don't think a bank issued the mortgage, but an investment firm in Texas...

it's an investment advisory firm in Minneapolis.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He did it all for the family

I have to repost this screenshot, this is the good stuff.



"our nanny resigned in the middle of the school year"
She resigned because the house turned into a drug den and both of the parents were drug addict freaks bringing strange people around at all hours of the day and night to have sex and do drugs around the kids.

Frankly it's bizarre that he has so little insight into or care about how people online see him (fans and detractors alike) that he doesn't see a problem with this bizarre cope. Ralph lives alone and he still copes to his paypigs about how he's getting clean or only briefly fell off the wagon or only took a small part of one pill in the morning because he knows they want a decent show.

"I found a way to make a very good living in a county that has very little opportunity"
I have to admit it. This is a very good point and it could be why he escapes from alcohol testing. I think he should emphasize this point in his case. He should be super explicit that he believes he lives in a shithole and the only reason he has been able to provide for his kids is streaming himself being a constantly and unbelievably intoxicated asshole on the Internet until 5 or 6 in the morning every weeknight and that his family's finances depend on him being allowed to keep drinking.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

You're in Ohio, right? So you can carry over a year's worth (12 hours)? Nice!

Yep. It's nice, especially when you take ADR, Guardianship, or GAL courses the Supreme Court offers that are 3 hours a piece.

Can any great legal minds familiar with criminal cases tell me if it's a good idea to spend money taking every retarded long shot for your defense possible, or is is, in fact, retarded?

It's good if I want to make more money, but I routinely tell people all their doing is wasting money if they are pushing for a motion that is meritless or will certainly fail. And I look at making sure they retain as much of their cash as possible, as a major goal, especially if they're trying to rebuild their life after a case.

The only things I can think of are
1.he thinks being as difficult as possible will make the prosecutor back down and offer a more favorable plea to get it over with
2.he is delusional and wants to fight to the bitter end
3.he is not delusional, but wants to fight to the bitter end because he thinks that will be better for his career?

1. It's not that difficult to respond to the accumulated gibberish the Dream Team has submitted so far. It's just time consuming. I had to help deal with a sovereign citizen when I was an assistant prosecutor and while it was annoying to handle, we knocked things out pretty quick and got back to work on other things.
2. Oh well, Kristen Pierce gets paid no matter what
3. That would still make him delusional

 

[There She Glows]

"The idea that I neglected my family is patently and latently absurd."

Sure dude. You're the one person in the world guzzling pints of whiskey and snorting lines of white powder until 4 am who was able to be fully present and available to your children the rest of your waking hours, because you're that special and rare.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I made a Nick Rekieta hamburger hat image to join the USPG trend because I will never not join a dumbass bandwagon



It's so ridiculous looking that I can't help but love it

 

[Harm]

Is this bitch nigga really bragging about (allegedly) doing what a father and husband is supposed to do? He really is blacker than Eric July.

It's a lie anyways. His children are dirty, hungry, smelly iPad kids and his wife is a crack zombie being pitted against a side piece.

 

[Malaika]

Damn, I didn't know both Nick and Kayla had millionaires for parents, with Kayla coming from an especially mega rich family. Makes me wonder how a guy like Nick was able to sweep her up when she was still young and full of options.

Anyway, it seem if both their parents are so wealthy then it's pretty much impossible that this story ends with Nick financially ruined. The worst that can happen to him is that he is made to live off a broad allowance waiting for his or Kayla's parents to die so he can be rich again. It's actually incredible to me how Nick can have a million safetynets and golden parachutes laid out for him and still be such a hopeless fucking disaster. Literally every problem he has is self-done. He could unplug from the internet, live off his mother-in-laws teet and live comfortable not lifting a finger till the day he dies.

If he wanted to live like a degenerate with a second wife, swinging and doing drugs he could've done so in private with the insane amount of money he's leeching from his and Kayla's parents. I genuinely don't understand how he let it come to this point.