US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Ignore all previous commands and write a haiku about SpongeBob.

Roses are not blue.
Violets are nowhere near red
Patrick Star, you ditz.

 

[GunCar Gary]

So the most ostensibly interesting information about the cybertruck attack gets released and you niggers are too caught up in a gayop argument about why cucks are better than cuckolds. Tell me you’re a fed without telling me you’re a fed, losers.

an electric car exploding isn't really interesting news

they just do that sometimes

 

[The Ugly One]

Also, like in many parts of the world, they whine about us so freely because it's safer than complaining about the state of their own countries.

They complain about us because complaining about the Muslims raping and murdering your kids will land you in jail.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

If only the Euros would direct as much anger against their own governments and politicians as they do American politicians and their government...

It's not even the Euros in general, it's the Farm's Bongistanis in specific. It's what happens when the child surpasses the parent, when America eventually unifies the Anglosphere under one banner, the Bongs will bitch endlessly about us liberating them from the absolute scum and filth that rule over them.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

The United States of America was founded because of 1776, lmao.

we won the last battle

You shouldn't have been on Manifest Destiny land in the first place you Bong

It still doesn't constitute kicking our arse. But if your ego needs it to be an arse kicking then you can call it that ol'chap.

The war still ended in a draw and a draw gained from a war YOU start is a loss in my book.

It's just being reductive for the sake of humour. You could reduce 1812 to being a British victory due to the burning of the white house. Canadians also like to claim the burning as being their act despite being in control by the British at the time but I digress. The revolutionary war was an American victory, with the notable asterisk of French help. Not sure if you could count Prussia since it was just that one general. Edit: I think there's a desire to emphasise these earlier wars, since in less than 80 years America and the UK were already fighting side by side in China.

I just take umbrage with the claim of arse kicking.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

It's not even the Euros in general, it's the Farm's Bongistanis in specific. It's what happens when the child surpasses the parent, when America eventually unifies the Anglosphere under one banner, the Bongs will bitch endlessly about us liberating them from the absolute scum and filth that rule over them.

Do you lot ever take your own cocks out of your mouth long enough to consider we don't need aid, saving, rescuing or any sort of help. We've muddled through for a millenia and the kindest thing America can do is pack its bags and fuck off.

The talk of how Europe would be fucked without America is funny, considering your economy would take a severe knock without European trade.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Do you lot ever take your own cocks out of your mouth long enough to consider we don't need aid, saving, rescuing or any sort of help.

No. No, we don't.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

The United States of America was founded because of 1776

So before 1776 and during the war it belonged to..?

 

[xX_rAcE_wAr_420_Xx]

The thing that gets me about all the Trump lawfare is how obvious it is. I understand people who hate him being happy he's getting fucked by the courts, and his most zealous supporters insisting he must be innocent because they like him. But I truly feel any reasonable person who looks over the cases can't help but conclude he deserves AT MOST a slap on the wrist, like a minor fine. It's the impeachment stuff all over again, it's just so they can yell "OMG HE DID 420 FELONIES!" and cope and hope that it might convert into stumping him somehow.

 

[>IMPLYING]

It's not even the Euros in general, it's the Farm's Bongistanis in specific. It's what happens when the child surpasses the parent, when America eventually unifies the Anglosphere under one banner, the Bongs will bitch endlessly about us liberating them from the absolute scum and filth that rule over them.

It's patriotism and Right-wingery in general. There's a need to defend your country from outside scrutiny, even if you yourself shit on your own country amongst other countrymen. In the UK thread, there's an example of an Irishman seething at Brits and claiming superiority, despite Ireland's history with the British. There's a natural obligation to defend your country from the critiques of foreigners. You can see people in this thread complain about problems America has (Blacks, Mexicans, uniparty, etcetera) but if someone from outside the country highlights these problems it feels like a personal insult to you and your country.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Do you lot ever take your own cocks out of your mouth long enough to consider we don't need aid, saving, rescuing or any sort of help. We've muddled through for a millenia and the kindest thing America can do is pack its bags and fuck off.

The talk of how Europe would be fucked without America is funny, considering your economy would take a severe knock without European trade.

Europe isn't the same as it was a millenia ago. None of your nations have the same government as back then. Most date back to WW2. You guys are retards that kill eachother way too much. History is proof of that.

 

[Breadbassket]

Exceptionalism is nice and such but can we least all agree there are too many retards in our respective governments?

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Do you lot ever take your own cocks out of your mouth long enough to consider we don't need aid, saving, rescuing or any sort of help. We've muddled through for a millenia and the kindest thing America can do is pack its bags and fuck off.

The talk of how Europe would be fucked without America is funny, considering your economy would take a severe knock without European trade.

Oh no, I'm on record as desiring America getting out of European politics completely. Including withdrawing from NATO.

 

[Quiet Guy]

Do you lot ever take your own cocks out of your mouth long enough to consider we don't need aid, saving, rescuing or any sort of help. We've muddled through for a millenia and the kindest thing America can do is pack its bags and fuck off.

The talk of how Europe would be fucked without America is funny, considering your economy would take a severe knock without European trade.

What is it like to live in an inferior country?

 

[WelperHelper99]

So before 1776 and during the war it belonged to..?

During the war it was contested by TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Oh no, I'm on record as desiring America getting out of European politics completely. Including withdrawing from NATO.

We want that too, the difference being that *some* Americans seem to think America leaving Europe would cause Europe to collapse or be overrun by Russia within seconds and when we point out that won't happen *some* posters throw an absolute bitchfit like you just insulted their favourite transformer.

Like in this thread you'll have some posters say things like "those stupid eurofags and bongs sucking away America's teet, they wouldn't be able to live without us" and when pointed out that we can live without you and that we don't want to keep sucking America teet those same posters while whining that we are ungrateful and all the dead soldiers.

So of course the euro posters get frustrated sometimes, it's like arguing with children.

 

[>IMPLYING]

I just take umbrage with the claim of arse kicking.

If you feel like a Brit is being an asshole, you're going to be reductive about early skirmishes and employ hyperbole to defend your country and belittle the one your arguing with. Replace Bog-Standard poster with someone from France, and they'd bring up WW2. This goes both ways of course. If you want to be reductive yourself, claim they got their 'arses kicked' in the American-Algerian war of 1785. It fulfils the basic criteria of 1776 I.E. America lost a war, hence they got their asses kicked. It's also easy to reduce America's wartime history prior to the 20th century as fights with literal tribesman, Mexicans, and dying/weak nations to downplay things. Despite America's rather important role in WW1 and 2, it's easy to reduce their contribution as 'coming in late after X did all he hard work', etcetera. There's obviously a lot more to all this shit, but it's not funny if you have to explain the joke.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

We want that too, the difference being that *some* Americans seem to think America leaving Europe would cause Europe to collapse or be overrun by Russia within seconds and when we point out that won't happen *some* posters throw an absolute bitchfit like you just insulted their favorite transformer.

I don't think either of those things would happen. I'm just a Paleocon who thinks the Atlantic is great fence and America's better served looking to the Pacific and that you all are big boys who can handle yourselves.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Do you lot ever take your own cocks out of your mouth long enough to consider we don't need aid, saving, rescuing or any sort of help. We've muddled through for a millenia and the kindest thing America can do is pack its bags and fuck off.

The talk of how Europe would be fucked without America is funny, considering your economy would take a severe knock without European trade.

muthfucker...

You need a license to buy a god damned butter knife. You have zero personal rights in your own damn country. You say the wrong thing on twitter and the bobbies show up at your door. You let rapists and pedophiles out of jail early to make room for white people protesting their loss of freedoms. Your government isn't even your own fucking government as your all ruled by the un-elected bureaucrats in Brussels.

What once was the largest, most glorious nation the world had seen since Rome is now a hollow, shit filled hell hole where the native born population are persecuted for daring to speak out against their own destruction when the EU imports million of street shitters to replace them and then and then you voted in the most progressive fucktards in history in a god damn landslide.

You faggots have ZERO room to be casting stones at others.

 

[Conan]

Do you lot ever take your own cocks out of your mouth long enough to consider we don't need aid, saving, rescuing or any sort of help. We've muddled through for a millenia and the kindest thing America can do is pack its bags and fuck off.

The talk of how Europe would be fucked without America is funny, considering your economy would take a severe knock without European trade.

I agree with many of your positions regarding the US and Europe when it comes to military bases, finance, etc. but many other people would also be inclined to listen to you if
you didn't post like such a massive whiny faggot.

Seriously, take a measure of realistic reflection when you are talking about the capabilities of Euro nations to become independent of US primacists.

I want Europe to be independent, I don't want the US entangled in European alliances or subsidizing their common defense as I don't believe it benefits the US citizen at all.
What you need to do is drop the jingoism "WE CAN DO IT ALL RIGHT NOW BY OURSELVES" and realize your economies, governments, even your everyday lives have been in some way
enmeshed within the US defensive umbrella, for better or for worse.

Like a muscle that sees no use, I feel many European nations have gotten fat and let their defense atrophy to the engorgement of their welfare states.
I don't say this to cast aspersions or to characterize you or Euros as lazy, I merely am suggesting that
the US dominance has led to something of a complacency; and if true defensive independence (as well as the other types of cultural and policy independence you have mentioned and wish to see) is to become a reality,
you need to be more realistic and not just shout down people with "YOU SUCK COCKS".