Describe your favourite character/OC with a Lolcow thread subtitle/summary.

[AIDShaver69]

Example: "Compulsive liar, alleged murderer, racist, gets into Twitter slapfights, Chris-chan apologist"

 

[Testacles Maximus]

"Coldsteel the Hedgehog, teleporter, violent murderer, never personnel, lost part of his ear, Chris Chan apologist"

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

"Toji Suzuhara - Motherless School Bully, Obsessed with BPD Girls, Bottom 3 Student, Exposed Himself to His Crush in Public"

 

[biggacracka]

"JC Denton, 23 years old, no residence, no ancestors, no employers, no..."

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Dr. Clayton Forrester: Failed Scientist, Abusive Boss, Mama's Boy, Has Kidnapped At Least Two Men, Inventor Of The Cheese Phone

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

Here's a couple:

Zero: Refuses To Die, Doesn't Know What He's Fighting For, "I Hid Myself While I Tried To Repair Myself"

Mamiya Takuji: Batshit Insane Schizo with Family Problems, Virgin with Rage, Cult Leader

Shion Uzuki: (Former) Chief Engineer of Vector, Can't Get Over Her Ex, Questionably Bisexual For Her Own Creation, Traumadump Extraordinaire

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Adam: the First Man of Bible fame, autistic fratboy & rockstar wannabe, perpetrates annual demon genocides, got cucked by the Devil himself / Lute: Adam's top Exorcist and Discord kitten, fanatic with a murder boner, lost a fight to some one-eyed dyke

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Tsukasa Kadoya - dickhead passing through Kamen Rider who is homo-lusted by a thief with a gun and got his ass kicked by Blade King Form

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Mike Matei - The twelve inches behind the Nerd.

 

[Mac Monster]

Lola Meraz - Autistic Mexican woman, 36 years old who still acts like a child, poor trigger discipline, frequently gets into slapfights with fellow autists

 

[Space Police]

Jean-Luc Picard - Science Believer, pretentious elite, extreme Norwood Reaper victim, plaything of aliens everywhere
Gilbert Durandal - Incel, hypocritical official, pushes high school science projects in adulthood, "you VILL take the bloodtests and you VILL be happy"

 

[Elite Kipchak]

[Skitzocow] Diogenes of Sinope - "Barrel Guy," 1000 IQ Slave, Master Debater, Plato A-Log

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Mr. Dark - WWF Attitude CAW, Blatant Paul Bearer Knock-Off, Astoundingly Obese, Black

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Benjamin Sisko - Got so mad at a theater kid that he poisoned an entire planet

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Literal attention whore that mind raped entire planet, fucked own plan, craves beta doormat dick + army of simps.

 

[Senior Frogmin]

Protoman / Blues - Mysterious tryhard cool robot with Elvis hair.
Korekiyo Shinguji - Normal lanky kid turned insane sister rapist, obsessed with seesaws and tulpas.

 

[peachlover669]

Chuck / Sneed's Feed and Seed - Menial cornerstore that houses a dark secret, discriminates against city slickers.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

"Rick Sanchez - Absent grandfather, war criminal, failed inventor, Reddit atheist"

 

[Jason Wynn]

Fox Mulder - Schizocow, hateboner for illegal aliens, daddy issues, Art Bell’s biggest fan

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

[Horrorcow] Alastor / The Radio Demon – Pentagram City Overlord, Cannibalistic Serial Killer, Massive Autist with a Radio Fetish, AM/FM Tough Guy, Zesty Buck, Broken in by Rosie, Vox and Adam