Sam Hyde

[mentally retarded user]

Reminder that the Kiwi Farms is inherently a place of criticism, critical posts always prevail over idol worship posts, and if a posts upsets you you should ignore it.

We call it The Culture of Critique.

The funny thing is that this would have been a far better reason for Adult Swim to fire Sam than the alleged Nazi stuff and it would have prevented him from becoming a martyr

Adult Swim knew but Mike Lazzo, Tim & Eric and everyone else also fucked Marky and other 16 year + 1 day old girls.

In fact pretty much everyone that voted for Obama in 2008 fucked a 16 year old once, it was a different time.

 

[SandyCat]

Why am I utterly unsurprised that a majority of Sam Hyde superfans are perfectly fine with sodomizing underage girls?

I guess if your "funny" it's ok.

Its a odd phenomenon. If the person is popular and liked by many they can get away with so much shit, be it murder or butt fucking minors in their late 20's.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

well i don’t know how to watch fishtank moving forward

 

[Smokingpoop]

At least it wasnt a 16 year old pajeet

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Adult Swim knew but Mike Lazzo, Tim & Eric and everyone else also fucked Marky

No that never happened, actually that was your e-daddy Sam Hyde.

It turned out to be a very good thing that WP was cancelled - not only was it utterly disappointing quality-wise, a groomer with a TV show seems like a bad idea!

 

[Drifty Shifter]

Lmao. He's a perpetual act, life advice coach, and now political commentator like Destiny. Are you going to separate destiny's politics and art from his cuckold poly dick sucking lifestyle? No??? Just Sam huh?

I mean, Destiny hasn't made or done anything worthy of being viewed by itself separate from him. The only reason anybody even cares if he does anything is because he's such a metaphorically massive faggot.

Sam is also a cretin but he's made plenty of shit that's enjoyable that doesn't hinge on you knowing specifically who he is for it to be funny. He's basically your garden variety Hollywood scum bag.

Just seems like a bad comparison.

 

[KingFrampt]

Null is possessed by the spirit of the Christmas Example, run for your lives!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Sam's internet daddy act is as annoying as the type of fans it's attracted and he should've stuck to comedy. He's they type of guy who doesn't practice what he preaches and it's super obvious. "Just get married and have kids bro. Who cares about money!" said the unmarried, childless 40 year old man who fucked a drugged out trainwreck like Channing a decade ago.

Even ignoring the Marky stuff, which I still don't know if it's real or not, the dude has a terrible taste in women. Mommy issues fucked him up bad.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I mean, Destiny hasn't made or done anything worthy of being viewed by itself separate from him. The only reason anybody even cares if he does anything is because he's such a metaphorically massive faggot.

Sam is also a cretin but he's made plenty of shit that's enjoyable that doesn't hinge on you knowing specifically who he is for it to be funny. He's basically your garden variety Hollywood scum bag.

Just seems like a bad comparison.

Are you really claiming Sam Hyde doesn't do e-daddy life advice content? That's been a central theme of his content for years now even before he started his streams and I still can't get over how ridiculous the idea of taking advice from Sam Hyde about anything is.

And that's not even getting into whatever he plans to do with "The Sam Hyde Show"

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

Sam's internet daddy act is as annoying as the type of fans it's attracted and he should've stuck to comedy. He's they type of guy who doesn't practice what he preaches and it's super obvious. "Just get married and have kids bro. Who cares about money!" said the unmarried, childless 40 year old man who fucked a drugged out trainwreck like Channing a decade ago.

Even ignoring the Marky stuff, which I still don't know if it's real or not, the dude has a terrible taste in women. Mommy issues fucked him up bad.

Agreed. Although, if a meth addict told me not to do meth, I would probably take their advice despite it being hypocritical.

 

[TwistedFreak]

Sam's internet daddy act is as annoying as the type of fans it's attracted and he should've stuck to comedy. He's they type of guy who doesn't practice what he preaches and it's super obvious. "Just get married and have kids bro. Who cares about money!" said the unmarried, childless 40 year old man who fucked a drugged out trainwreck like Channing a decade ago.

Even ignoring the Marky stuff, which I still don't know if it's real or not, the dude has a terrible taste in women. Mommy issues fucked him up bad.

Fuck you NIGGA!

Sam sacrificed what he had to sacrifice for the name of COMEDY and FREE SPEECH. Faggots would not understand this. You know how many desperate people have tried to harm this man and those connected to him? Any sign of a wife and child is a sure sign for a BITCH MADE boy like yourself who cant take on the head honcho to go on and attack the weaker targets that Sam loves.

How do you know he doesn't have a wife faggot? Bitches hating on creatives cause they can't do the things that they can. GO dilate pussy

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Sam's internet daddy act is as annoying as the type of fans it's attracted and he should've stuck to comedy. He's they type of guy who doesn't practice what he preaches and it's super obvious. "Just get married and have kids bro. Who cares about money!" said the unmarried, childless 40 year old man who fucked a drugged out trainwreck like Channing a decade ago.

Even ignoring the Marky stuff, which I still don't know if it's real or not, the dude has a terrible taste in women. Mommy issues fucked him up bad.

Tbf I don't need to be a mechanic to know when my car isn't running. People are able to give good advice even if they didn't take it themselves. How many rich people say money doesn't buy happiness, don't work your life away, etc? How many criminals tell kids not to become criminals?

 

[Drifty Shifter]

Are you really claiming Sam Hyde doesn't do e-daddy life advice content? That's been a central theme of his content for years now even before he started his streams and I still can't get over how ridiculous the idea of taking advice from Sam Hyde about anything is.

And that's not even getting into whatever he plans to do with "The Sam Hyde Show"

Where the fuck did I claim he didn't?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Fuck you NIGGA!

Sam sacrificed what he had to sacrifice for the name of COMEDY and FREE SPEECH. Faggots would not understand this. You know how many desperate people have tried to harm this man and those connected to him? Any sign of a wife and child is a sure sign for a BITCH MADE boy like yourself who cant take on the head honcho to go on and attack the weaker targets that Sam loves.

How do you know he doesn't have a wife faggot? Bitches hating on creatives cause they can't do the things that they can. GO dilate pussy

How do we know that he doesn't have a wife?

That one's easy.

Any potential wife would have to be at least 18 years of age to get married in Rhode Island.

That seems like a major stumbling block for Sam.

Where the fuck did I claim he didn't?

WTF is your point then? He has been deliberately positioning himself as an e-daddy since his show got cancelled.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

Sam is far from being funny, his whole style is cheap and contrived. My issues with him fucking a 16 yr old are he wasn't trying to have a relationship and give her a good life. I have no use for loose morals from either man or woman, which at 16 she certainly was. If you can drive a 3000lb chunk of steel then sex is nothing. My question for all the moral fags is if she was a "kid" where were her parents? she was doing what most modern girls do, clout chase. All this shit is gay. Sam is not some hero/your dad and marky was just a 16 yr old that did what the majority of girls her age do end of story. Young guys ass mad about older guys pulling young girls is just the fact they spend their time being fat and playing vidya instead of being normal.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Agreed. Although, if a meth addict told me not to do meth, I would probably take their advice despite it being hypocritical.

Tbf I don't need to be a mechanic to know when my car isn't running. People are able to give good advice even if they didn't take it themselves. How many rich people say money doesn't buy happiness, don't work your life away, etc? How many criminals tell kids not to become criminals?

Some of his advice is basic common sense but other stuff is just generic one size fits all bullshit. "Just lift bro" isn't the fucking answer to depression. Paying $20 to have Sam read your emails seems like a waste of money.

He should just stay in his lane and stick to edgy comedy.

 

[Jace on ice]

If you want advice on being 40 but looking 70 Sam might be your guy.

Anything else though? Nah.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Some of his advice is basic common sense but other stuff is just generic one size fits all bullshit. "Just lift bro" isn't the fucking answer to depression. Paying $20 to have Sam read your emails seems like a waste of money.

He should just stay in his lane and stick to edgy comedy.

Generalized advice usually has the be generalized. Yes it's probably a waste of money but sometimes people need to hear the obvious answer from someone else instead of their own inner monologue.

 

[Drifty Shifter]

WTF is your point then? He has been deliberately positioning himself as an e-daddy since his show got cancelled.

My point is that he's made content in the past that's actually enjoyable and doesnt rely on you knowing who he is. Destiny hasn't. It's a bad comparison. That's it, how are you confused by that?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Sam is far from being funny, his whole style is cheap and contrived. My issues with him fucking a 16 yr old are he wasn't trying to have a relationship and give her a good life. I have no use for loose morals from either man or woman, which at 16 she certainly was. If you can drive a 3000lb chunk of steel then sex is nothing. My question for all the moral fags is if she was a "kid" where were her parents? she was doing what most modern girls do, clout chase. All this shit is gay. Sam is not some hero/your dad and marky was just a 16 yr old that did what the majority of girls her age do end of story. Young guys ass mad about older guys pulling young girls is just the fact they spend their time being fat and playing vidya instead of being normal.

As if Sam is normal.

But hooo boy I have a special hatred for girls like Marky because clout chasing BPD whores end up ruining any community they infest. The orbiter threads were the beginning of the end for /r9k/. Simps and BPD ewhores both need a Polish delousing shower and their parents need to be fined for creating such defective subhumans.

As you can see, that board kinda destroyed my mental health.