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He’s never been to Chubby’s but he beat a nigger to phonedeath there in 2020.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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It may be incomprehensible to people of normal intelligence, but this fat fucking faggot with bitch tits routinely denies matters of public record. That's just how fat and stupid and how much of a liar he is.
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Too bad MPD can’t hire the pests to accuse him of everything he claims in the suit so he denies it all.
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D12 predicted this in the song ,"rap game,"
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He claimed only just today to have beaten that niglet there, now he's never been there.
You could not write a character as good as him.
Ignatius P. Reilly and Wile E. Coyote put together don't account for a even a fraction of his comic idiocy. He's literarily ignorant yet slapstick silly at the same time.
There's never been anyone like him.
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See, always lying about police reports. Guess your phone was never stolen and those poor black kids can go Scott free, unless you ate them already.
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I'm sorry he got robbed, but good on Pat for beating one of them nigger children so bad that they lost their phone. He really put the slap down on that worthless fucking coon, per his own words to show how tough he is: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...nic-kempesh-padawan-v-2-5.65412/post-20229576
The Anti-racist nigger beater actual real life tough guy. What a beast.
The Anti-racist nigger beater actual real life tough guy. What a beast.
Welf Welf
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I hate to play Fatrick's advocate, but I think he means "never been [a fat mess]".
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I thought that too, he’s so terse and also it’s embarrassing for him to physically type out “I’ve never been a fat mess, stalker” so he just says never been. He knows the barrage of pictures in quote tweets that would rain down lol and he definitely tugged his shirt down after he read that.
I think it’s because typing out a response to each tweet is like a self-soothing ritual for him. No stalker unchilded, he probably says “sorted” after each response.
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That guy has a really tough time getting his point across, doesn't really matter though, not like he's some kind of author who's trying to earn money telling coherent stories or anything.
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I'm sure it's just a coincidence that every person he beat to death in the parking lot of a Chubby Cheesteaks at 10pm in Miluwakee just happen to be black, right? Right?
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Ah, but if you yeet his phone right from his grubby fat hooves while he's stalker-childing people, you deal him such a psychic wound it will continue to affect him for years. Black eyes only last about a week.
Anasûrimbor Kellhus
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Kinda weak there pat. Could have said “I did indeed eat there with my wife who I love and have many sex with, unlike you who will only have sex in prison. Enjoy”
Pats really not bringing his a game these days
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Just a note as a local, this area used to be the heart of the the "cool college area" right next to the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee (UWM) and is always considered one of the nicest parts of Milwaukee, but within the past couple of years, it's been niggerfied, not by niggers that actually live there, but niggers for some reason congregate at that main intersection. I even went there at noon on a weekday and I felt like I was gonna get mugged more than any place in Downtown. My only guess is that it's a very liberal area and I can see a "community request" to have less police presence (though, ironically, there's a high school nearby and when I walked past it, there were no less than 3 cop cars with 6+ cops there overseeing what seemed like a schoolwide chimpout. Thanks forced bussing!). So yeah, not surprised he got mugged there.
Oh, and also in Fatrick's defense, Chubby's Cheesesteaks is hypnotically good, especially late at night, but it's nigger-ran usually and millions of niggers there order it via Uber Eats and whatnot, so it's slow as fuck. Waited 45 minutes to get my cheesesteak despite ordering online ahead of time.
EDIT: Here's the demographics of 53202. 8% black despite the entirety of the City of Milwaukee being 40% black.
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Can you imagine the absolute fear in Piggy’s heart? For a desperate moment, an hour, the potential doom that the young negroid would open his twitter app and patpost from the source? He must have died a thousand times that night.
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I'm reminded of a joke about some naive newlyweds who are having trouble conceiving and need to have a doctor explain sex to them. The punchline is the doctor warning them against having anal sex because that's how lawyers are born. I think it would be fair to substitute Fatrick in as it would be more fitting.
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I would be willing to bet money that Pat makes sure to either pass mirrors at a flattering angle or avert his eyes when he can't. I think he insists that he's a healthy young buck partly because he does not realize how fat he is. It would take a shit ton of effort but so does writting Enjoy Prison Stalker hundred of times a day. Gravy over here could keep it on the clipboard but no, he does it the old fashioned way every single time.
I bet every single time he passes a reflective surface, he turns his hips just so and tilts his head to hide a couple chins. It would not surprise me if he legitimately had no idea how fat he looks and thinks that cameras just add a couple of pounds to everybody. To be that fat for that long and still have the balls to publicly state that you ran down and beat up three teenage negros speaks to a deeper level of willful ignorance than even we realize.
I don't think that even our pepperoni enthusiast friend would say such a stupid lie if he actually knew what he looked like.
I bet every single time he passes a reflective surface, he turns his hips just so and tilts his head to hide a couple chins. It would not surprise me if he legitimately had no idea how fat he looks and thinks that cameras just add a couple of pounds to everybody. To be that fat for that long and still have the balls to publicly state that you ran down and beat up three teenage negros speaks to a deeper level of willful ignorance than even we realize.
I don't think that even our pepperoni enthusiast friend would say such a stupid lie if he actually knew what he looked like.
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I've had a nagging thought all day. Chubby Cheesesteaks sound the like kind of name Pat's grandmother would have had for him. "Who's Grandma's wittle chubby cheesesteaks? You are, yes you are!"
WE LIVE IN A SIMULATION PEOPLE!!!11!
not really. jk
well, maybe, I can't be certain.
WE LIVE IN A SIMULATION PEOPLE!!!11!
not really. jk
well, maybe, I can't be certain.
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And yet his toilet still haunts him on Twitter...
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In an alternative universe, some might call the best possible universe, Patrick is at the salad bar paying for their meals, distractedly telling Nikki what time tomorrow he will pick up Annabelle for his weekly joint custody session driving his Tesla Model X which he charges inside the garage he built in their alleyway above the car port, safe from the Milwaukee weather, next to a correctly installed fence because he spends his internet time googling how to build things rather than combating death cyber cultists.
An urban youth places a cellphone into Patrick's hand.
You left your phone by the cash register.
Why thank you, child.
An urban youth places a cellphone into Patrick's hand.
You left your phone by the cash register.
Why thank you, child.