Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 812 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,145
Elon is the most pathetic man out there
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No, you know how I know this is Elon?
>Awkward forced mechanical autist laugh when he thinks he is supposed to laugh or when he's nervous
>Makes "joke" about killing and burying people for no reason
>Actual genuine laugh
If you haven't seen it, go watch the video of Elon on Pewdiepie's meme review. He does the same thing when he sees a meme about a dead deer.
The deer part in particular
 
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anyone would be such a huge dick sucker down to seemingly copying Elon's autistic speech patterns.
So if Dittman isn't Musk pretending to be someone else so he can totally not prop himself up in online arguments, then he's just another well-off terminally online dickrider who sounds like, types like, and speaks like Elon Musk with the same autistic cadence and lack of social awareness.

I don't really know which is a worse look for him, honestly.
You're aware there's an entire genre of livestreamers who are so desperate to be the next Mister Metokur that they copy all his sayings and mannerisms down to his cancer cough when he laughs, right? They were so numerous at one point we came up with the name "Jimwalker" for them.

Dicksuckers copying the speech patterns, political opinions, and typing styles of their e-daddies is not a new phenomenon in the slightest.
 
X/Twitter is barely useable even though I liberally block and mute spammy/annoying accounts. Musk constantly fucks with the algorithms to suit his whims, and it's incredibly annoying. Dude's a goddamned man-child with serious insecurity issues.
I had to keep my Twitter account private to keep spammy accounts such as porn bots from following me and liking my posts. Elon has changed this site for the worst over his authoritative and unhinged control of the website. I have blocked so many accounts on twitter because of it. Elon is probably the worst cheif executive officer for a big tech website. I know many people on YouTube has lambasted Susan Wojcicki and Neil Mohan for their mishandling of the website but at least they sound and look a lot more professional because they're nowhere near as arrogant or spergy as Musk is.
 
You're aware there's an entire genre of livestreamers who are so desperate to be the next Mister Metokur that they copy all his sayings and mannerisms down to his cancer cough when he laughs, right? They were so numerous at one point we came up with the name "Jimwalker" for them.

Dicksuckers copying the speech patterns, political opinions, and typing styles of their e-daddies is not a new phenomenon in the slightest.
Nobody would confuse them for Jim. I guess this German guy living in Fiji really must of spent a lot of time perfecting Elon's accent and everything!
 
You're aware there's an entire genre of livestreamers who are so desperate to be the next Mister Metokur that they copy all his sayings and mannerisms down to his cancer cough when he laughs, right? They were so numerous at one point we came up with the name "Jimwalker" for them.

Dicksuckers copying the speech patterns, political opinions, and typing styles of their e-daddies is not a new phenomenon in the slightest.
Yeah, but if "adrian" was actually not Elon you can be sure Elon would've stomped him out when he was gaining traction, but he didn't, because it's just him.
 
I'm really not hearing it and I don't understand how this thread is so convinced in unison that it's him. They sound very similar, they do not sound the same.

I think it would be hilarious if it's actually true, but I also think you guys want it to be true enough to deny any evidence to the contrary.
 
No, you know how I know this is Elon?
>Awkward forced mechanical autist laugh when he thinks he is supposed to laugh or when he's nervous
>Makes "joke" about killing and burying people for no reason
>Actual genuine laugh
If you haven't seen it, go watch the video of Elon on Pewdiepie's meme review. He does the same thing when he sees a meme about a dead deer.
Does his "unique" sense of humor comes from his autism, or his being South African?
 
I'm really not hearing it and I don't understand how this thread is so convinced in unison that it's him. They sound very similar, they do not sound the same.

I think it would be hilarious if it's actually true, but I also think you guys want it to be true enough to deny any evidence to the contrary.
And of course @Sprate Header agrees with you, which he actually can't, because he at least already hitched the wagon, where he concedes that whomever "adrian" is, actually, successfully copies his speech patterns.
Is this a thing like face-blindness?
 
You're aware there's an entire genre of livestreamers who are so desperate to be the next Mister Metokur that they copy all his sayings and mannerisms down to his cancer cough when he laughs, right? They were so numerous at one point we came up with the name "Jimwalker" for them.

Dicksuckers copying the speech patterns, political opinions, and typing styles of their e-daddies is not a new phenomenon in the slightest.
Is there a video of Adrian talking?
I'm really not hearing it and I don't understand how this thread is so convinced in unison that it's him. They sound very similar, they do not sound the same.

I think it would be hilarious if it's actually true, but I also think you guys want it to be true enough to deny any evidence to the contrary.
I agree it is too perfectly kekky that Elon is sperging out like this, but... How odd that there is not one video of this guy floating around yet?
 
The other possibility is Adrian set up the account whenever and is friends with Elon and Elon is using his account to play games/voice chat on.

I don't buy that some German dude would have such a similar accent.

Either that or Adrian has set up an AI of Elon Musk (with his permission, hence no ban) and perhaps Elon is actually speaking on some occasions.

Do note that Elon has said previously that he already created an AI of himself and has "spoken to himself" previously so none of this is that farfetched.
 
It's UNREAL how his public persona has just completely collapsed, and how fast it happened. He went from visionary tech mogul with huge cultural impact, to the most cringe laughing stock imaginable, clowned on by everybody, and utterly despised by both left and right. And clearly his overlarge ego can't accept the transition 😀
Give an autist unlimited money and this happens.
 
Nobody would confuse them for Jim. I guess this German guy living in Fiji really must of spent a lot of time perfecting Elon's accent and everything!
Yeah, let's not forget that "Adrian Dittman" literally means "rich, famous among the people". A megalomaniac like Musk would NEVER pick that as a pseudonym, right?
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Yeah, but if "adrian" was actually not Elon you can be sure Elon would've stomped him out when he was gaining traction, but he didn't, because it's just him.
How could you be sure of that, exactly? The more widespread this schizo theory becomes, the more of his critics in MSM will pick it up, the more his enemies will discredit themselves with Elon not having to lift a finger.

I don't buy that some German dude would have such a similar accent.
If a backwater Internet troll like Metokur can have an entire cottage industry of multiple people that want to wear his skin, then the richest man in the world can easily have a skinwalker autistic enough to train themselves to replicate his accent.
 
If a backwater Internet troll like Metokur can have an entire cottage industry of multiple people that want to wear his skin, then the richest man in the world can easily have a skinwalker autistic enough to train themselves to replicate his accent
That would be the other possiblity if we weren't in the AI age right now. From the article speculating about Adrian's real identity it just sounds like he's associated with Elon and has created an AI avatar of him with his permission (which would explain why it was imperfect early on) and now real Elon is just using the account for "kekius maximus" or whatever autism.
 
How could you be sure of that, exactly? The more widespread this schizo theory becomes, the more of his critics in MSM will pick it up, the more his enemies will discredit themselves with Elon not having to lift a finger.
That is an actual, good point and I can see elon playing with that angle. All this would, from his perspective, depend on the the voice mods being just good enough to "fool" current forensic court standards. So, yeah, I'll w8 for further proof, but however this plays out, I, like others here, just wanted to be clear that I do acknowledge that it is elon, not matter how useful this possible, future "false" positive on mine and other's parts might end up in his autistic 3D chess game - his rep did tank more than he probably anticipated at any rate and that miscalculation is funny enough for me.
 
Dicksuckers copying the speech patterns, political opinions, and typing styles of their e-daddies is not a new phenomenon in the slightest.
How likely is it that a native German speaker completely shed his accent and adopted Elon Musk's unique speech patterns, slurring his words and stuttering like a special needs child, so perfectly that it's indistinguishable? Also, here's what some AI impersonations sound like.

I think it's likely that Dittmann is an individual person connected in some way to Rebellionaire / Halter Ferguson Financial, who rubbed out a satisfying one listening to Elon Musk pretend to be him on a children's video game. Elon's probably rallying his wealthy sycophants to flex on the plebs who were mean to him about his shitty political takes, which conveniently also involves shilling Tesla stock.

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