"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[indomitable snowman]

Every sweetener has a downside:

Aspartame (Equal, Blue packet): Makes you hungry, and rumors of cancer
Saccharin (Sweet N' Low, Pink packet): Tastes bad (and a laxative)
Stevia (Green packet): Tastes a little bad (and a slight laxative), possibly also kills the white blood cells in your mouth.
Sucralose (Splenda, Yellow packet): Expensive and not truly Calorie free.

I demand sodas be available that use cane sugar. However instead of the teeth rottingly diabetes quantity (12% of the soda by weight!) they use now, a much reduced amount.

Pepsi makes this which is is pretty good, but still has the high sugar content.

what about Erythritol sweeteners? It's what my monster Zero Ultra uses. I'm sure turbo cancer is in there somewhere...

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If you dig around in the faggy health food area you can find soda that is sweetened with regular sugar, but just has tons less than Coca Cola or orange juice.

But usually spendy.

Flavored sparkling water is also an option if you can stand it.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

You can always make your own traditional fanta with fruit scraps, whey and beet syrup (also saccharin)

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I'm way too lazy bud I'd love if more attentive and proactive MatI listeners could prepare some bingo cards on typical josh-isms/null-isms, predictablably stupid plot twists or character actions, glitches, etc. etc.

Just for you...

Link to randomised cards

 

[Infinite Monkeys]

Life is Strange: Double Exposure tonight at 7:30pm on Kick only.

What timezone saar?

 

[my only throwaway account]

Just for you...

you are such a sweetheart, this is why MatI viewers are the best community on the Internet
I love the coffee one btw, i can already imagine josh saying how life changing it's been to not drink coffee for a week like that gluten episode from south park

 

[Jotch]

What timezone saar?

There is only one timezone that matters

 

[Black Man Underwear]

There is only one timezone that matters

Pyongyang Standard Time

 

[Jotch]

Josh did say he was avoiding carbonated drinks because they are too acidic. Josh wrong about something buzzer!
Carbon dioxide is base, it makes things less acidic. If you are avoiding zero sugar Monster just because it’s fizzy - don’t!

carbonic acid is acidic

 

[Oxyjen]

carbonic acid is acidic

Yeah I immediately realised I fucked up. Post deleted.

 

[SpellforceFan]

Just for you...
View attachment 6820117
Link to randomised cards

Tech issues should have been a free space.

 

[CryptoHermit]

Tech issues should have been a free space.

Has Evil Eddie flicked the switch again???

 

[mold]

@Null when you say "common law" what you are talking about is "case law" which is something that exists in common law jurisdictions. hth

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Tech issues should have been a free space.

If it had been a 5x5 grid it would have been a given my dude, free space is always the centre one.

 

[SpellforceFan]

If it had been a 5x5 grid it would have been a given my dude, free space is always the centre one.

Swap the hard R square for it, since josh only uses it when he's quoting someone, since he's back in USA now and would risk a localized chimpout anomaly by spontaneous nigger invocation.

 

[Null]

@Null when you say "common law" what you are talking about is "case law" which is something that exists in common law jurisdictions. hth

common law torts exist.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Swap the hard R square for it, since josh only uses it when he's quoting someone, since he's back in USA now and would risk a localized chimpout anomaly by spontaneous nigger invocation.

Your wish is my command

List of randomised card links
Edit: (click on 'individual links' and choose a link if you want to play along)

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Null

You have any plans to do a Super Bowl The Big Game stream with PPP and Warski? I don’t know if PPP goes to any parties, but I feel like you commenting on the game with someone who actually cares while bitching about commercials would be fun.

Probably would have to have someone edit a non-official sync of the game after though as the NFL will rape you for streaming and commenting on their shit.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Using the indian tactic got my account unbanned. It was banned before the elon takeover and I appealed multiple times before and during elon with it being denied each time.

Spoiler: I cant fucking believe this

This was the quickest my appeal has been responded to, the last time I was denied it took them like a day. Thanks for the idea nool

 

[FamicomGorby]

Here’s the “free” TV that shows you ads non stop

I know @Null would smash one of these with a hammer if he ever saw one.

Who the fuck besides actual retards would go for this when a 55" TV can be had for under $250?