Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

It looks significantly less absurd on Jake; his is a military high and tight (if a bit wooly). Rick's hair, on the other hand, looks like his barber has only had the zoomer broccoli haircut described to him via poor-reception cell phone call.
I dunno....lets compare the two
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For SERGEANT JAKE RAVEN it must be downright horrifying at family reunions coming face to face with morbidly bloated and obese doppelganger of himself, like staring into a magic mirror at some hellish circus
 
For SERGEANT JAKE RAVEN it must be downright horrifying at family reunions coming face to face with morbidly bloated and obese doppelganger of himself, like staring into a magic mirror at some hellish circus
It's like Twins where Arnold inherited all the Chad genes and DeVito inherited all the fat faggot with bitch tits genes.
 
Not only that but they were almost certainly watching him before hand, perhaps even following him since he's the kind of faggot that's glued to his phone even while outside, making him an obvious mark. That would mean they were not just Childs but poentially Stalker Childs.
Stalker Childs engaging in behaviour custom made to result in Prison Enjoyment?

Holy fuck, this could actually be discovery of the moment this phrase was alchemised and solidified into the existential linguistic hell trap in which Pat now resides.

With no phone to transfer this thought to publication, it just swirled round and round in his brain like a cement mixer.

And now...
Wow.
 
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I hereby officially ask author Mary Sangiovanni to write a book about the joys of being married to a Man's Man (no homo, Brian... but congratulations on the HUGE piece) and dedicate it "To Niki, so hopefully someday you'll find your way to one as well".


Edit: I decided to check out Brian and Mary's Vortex Books & Comics.

This is the difference between how people talk about a decent human being who loves what he does for a living....
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... and Patrick:
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I hereby officially ask author Mary Sangiovanni to write a book about the joys of being married to a Man's Man (no homo, Brian... but congratulations on the HUGE piece) and dedicate it "To Niki, so hopefully someday you'll find your way to one as well".


Edit: I decided to check out Brian and Mary's Vortex Books & Comics.

This is the difference between how people talk about a decent human being who loves what he does for a living....
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I love how fatty misses the point. The original bleet was not saying em dashes was the tell, but people suddenly changing overnight how they use all sorts of things like commas to em dashes. And of course in typical fatso behavior pat can’t even say it nicely and has to call the person a mean name to make his point responding to a take that was never uttered in the first place. Another pat poster is born
 
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I hereby officially ask author Mary Sangiovanni to write a book about the joys of being married to a Man's Man (no homo, Brian... but congratulations on the HUGE piece) and dedicate it "To Niki, so hopefully someday you'll find your way to one as well".
"I'M A PROFESSIONAL WRITTER, REEEEE!!!!"
On Word, ALT+CTRL+NUM - for an Em Dash, CTRL+NUM - for an en dash. Learn to macro dumb ass. It shaves off a good amount of time. LibraOffice it's a little harder, but you can set up your own shortcuts and shit. You can also just make your own keyboard shortcut, though I'm old enough to remember when keyboards already had an em-dash key. Here, just press windows key + period then choose symbols – and — .
 
Not only that but they were almost certainly watching him before hand, perhaps even following him since he's the kind of faggot that's glued to his phone even while outside, making him an obvious mark. That would mean they were not just Childs but poentially Stalker Childs.
Also he's very greasy and has no grip strength to speak of so it's very easy to take things out of his hands, him holding anything is like a regular person holding slippery wet soap.
 
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I hereby officially ask author Mary Sangiovanni to write a book about the joys of being married to a Man's Man (no homo, Brian... but congratulations on the HUGE piece) and dedicate it "To Niki, so hopefully someday you'll find your way to one as well".
You know what? Brian has won me over. I am gonna pick up one of his books. Horror isn't usually what I read, but I have listened to enough terrible creepypasta readings that I think Brian's stuff will at the very least be tolerable. So if you are in this thread Brian, thanks for being a good sport and making the pig squeal.
 
You know what? Brian has won me over. I am gonna pick up one of his books. Horror isn't usually what I read, but I have listened to enough terrible creepypasta readings that I think Brian's stuff will at the very least be tolerable. So if you are in this thread Brian, thanks for being a good sport and making the pig squeal.
I read the sample for one of his books With Teeth. Basic setup is a poor farmer needs money to pay for his daughter's college tuition and his brother tells him he has a way to make the money. The brother's plan is running meth, which he justifies by arguing that their grandpa was a bootlegger during prohibition and this isn't that different. While traveling through the middle of no where to avoid the cops they run into something far worse, something with teeth.
 
Oh man, I wish we could hear those calls...

"Noooo senator child, you are not lisTening to whaT I am Telling you! The Supreme Court decision does. noT. maTTer!"

But on second thought, he's probably lying and not making those calls at all. All his political "activism" is performative, for social media engagement. Claiming you're calling your senator does that just fine, without actually having to do it.

Is congressional voicemail subject to FOIA?

He actually doubled down on this.

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Birth rates fell to historic lows because someone is wondering why a pharmacy needs to sell "Buzzy butt", a vibrating toy for anal play. Is that where babies come from?

Pat clearly struggling to read social cues here, but I think the lady he’s talking to is a big giant lesbian. He also described all three of his assailants in identical terms. All of them the exact same height and weight, huh? Autism, face-blindness, or “they all look the same?”
 
He'd self-insert as Professor X and telepathically "no child" all his adversaries
Oh no imagine fat with super powers. what if grok becomes self aware, but because 50% of all non bot tweets are stalkerchilding his neutral net is so tainted that what happens is that everyone with neuralink (or whatever Elon's brain chip is called) just hears fat's voice in his head no childing him whenever some non Tomlinson approved thoughts occur.
 
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