Don’t get me started, you should watch Pulpy when Snowflake enters his chat. Pulpy behaves what I can only describe as a pathetic school girl having a crush on the popular boy.
If I had a child with my partner who makes their money from obsessing and talking about a 600lbers sex life, I would heavily consider divorce and 100% custody of the child.
Snowflake is definitely ruining his relationship with his wife for internet fawning. Can't wait for the Jessica Messica's DM's to drop
EDIT: For clarification this was a tongue in cheek way of saying he has fat bitches in his DM's. I don't know whose DM's Messica is in this week. Who could keep up?
I heard Snowflake got all big, bc he's in a "bulking" phase. How long does that typically last? Eventually, isn't one just... bulky?
I listened to a bit of Yaba's stream from yesterday:
Back Where She Belongs | Live Reaction
January 3, 2025 Link
Again with YoMama (timestamp). He's not successful. He hasn't bothered to learn the lore. He's just here for the easy money (really, Corie "I-don't-work-for-free" Ruth?) And this is why his channel isn't growing.
I was intrigued. I don't particularly care about the lore aspect, bc it's not a board for Dark Shadows reboot spec scripts.
Is Yaba's channel growing, though? Incredibly unscientific, but I pulled the views from around Canadian Thanksgiving 2020-2024:
(Canadian PM Boris Johnson, pictured above, in his annual freeing of a single beaver with feathers)
I was surprised by how flat Yaba's views have been. Even her "Crackhead Olympics" streams didn't vary by much. (There are, of course, prominent exceptions.) Yaba's reaction videos, however, were far more successful (2x-3x the views).
YoMama seems to be averaging around 2K in views. Considering he reacts to the reactors, it would be unfair to compare him to someone covering the "source material." So I decided to compare him against Samantha.
First, consider that Samantha has benefitted from the "Yaba Effect." That is, when she was Rick's Renegades/The Boardroom, her views were lucky to approach 1K. Here are her last 8 (available) streams:
Let's also throw Hillbilly Belinda into the mix:
Interestingly, in the absence of Yaba-support, Sam's views are your standard "anti-haydur," sometimes lower. So reacting to the reactor (rather than focusing on the source) gets you 10-20ish% of the reactor numbers. Which makes sense. We're talking about a niche subset of a niche set. And the ladies happen to be doing better than the man.
With a notable exception:
This does, however, raise the question of why Yaba -- despite her "investment" in the community, her deep lore, etc. -- continues to pull in 50-ish% of FFG's numbers.
For me, this also raises the question of what the Support Group/Boardroom and Bodega are supposed to be getting from one another.
I assumed The Bodega would provide Yaba and Sam with information, but it seems whatever "knowledge" they gained, they did so via Onion Farms. Viewership numbers haven't moved for anyone. Now, Yaba has presumably lost her last prominent ally. Sam got a binder, at least, and got to make sweatshirts.
Id call it the universe spreading the lard. MBP ia a perma fatty despite 2 times wls. Zachery has gained along with Pulpy and Snowflake and both Gorlic and the Irish potato guy sounds fat. Maybe watchibg all of those mukbangs, has been rubbing off.
It truly is an amazing phenomenon that the more you watch or obsess over a lolcow, particularly a deathfat, the more you morph into them and adapt their traits.
You always hear reactors and their audience saying “I WOULD NEVER EAT THAT”, “I COULD BARELY FINISH ALL THAT, SO GROSS”.
For some reason those reactions piss me off more than others.
The Ankle is another Amberlynn reaction channel that runs with lies and calls it truth, even to the point of stating with his whole chest, with no proof that Amberlynn was grooming minors on Tik Tok.
I found a post today on Reddit all about Jordan AKA fatty Ankle, which stated that The Ankle keeps calling Amberlynn's mother Indigenous when she's not. It's such a odd hill to die on, but Ankle is fucking weird.
Yesterday he had a troll in his comments so naturally it was 100% Amberlynn and the above community post was his response.
He's basically a thicko, who knows nothing about anything but speaks with authority on everything. He then doubles down when someone calls him out on his stupidity. He's too lazy to edit and as a result he rambles and rants about uneducated bollocks for forty minutes. He can turn a ten minute vlog into forty five minutes.
Half his content is reading comments in Amberlynn's comment section, because he's that lazy.
His die hard stans are trapped in a weird AF parasocial nightmare where he has become their children's uncle.
These men reacting to Amberlynn whether they're gay or straight are damn disgusting, and there's a brand new one on the block.
Hecticana, allow me to introduce you to this perfect specimen.
I haven't watched his content yet but going by the thumbnails he's the same running with lies and speculation as truth which is why he's now getting attention for his Amberlynn content after three weeks of reacting.
They all need to accept that Amberlynn is their boss, their egos are too frail but without her, they're channels are empty.
Shaun of steel reacted to the cookie video and you can really see the difference between a normal guy and the typical alr reactor dudes. He’s the type of guy that always makes sexual jokes but they are like bro jokes and he isn’t all weird reacting to her.
ETA: PG also wants Foodie to leave her alone. She's accusing her of copying her content and/or trying to communicate with her on the sly because she bought books and nail polish in her recent lives. PG, realtalk, most women do those things. She also says it's Foodie's fault she got served. I don't know enough of the lore to discern what's happening here.
"Don't talk to the lawyer, leave him and his family alone. Stop trolling me, stop being a big fat bitch and get off my case." @Goal Tendie I need a Panon interpreter to bake this for me, what's going on?
Archive:
January 5, 2025 Leave Me ALONE Foodie | Indica Queen
ETA: PG also wants Foodie to leave her alone. She's accusing her of copying her content and/or trying to communicate with her on the sly because she bought books and nail polish in her recent lives. PG, realtalk, most women do those things. She also says it's Foodie's fault she got served. I don't know enough of the lore to discern what's happening here.
"Don't talk to the lawyer, leave him and his family alone. Stop trolling me, stop being a big fat bitch and get off my case." @Goal Tendie I need a Panon interpreter to bake this for me, what's going on?
Ahaha this just came up on my recommended and I rushed over here after watching it. Thanks for the archive! PG sounds like she's been crying. This is her in her deepest delusions, when she sees connections that aren't there.
I don't know if anyone (like Monty, or Jess Mess trolls) are guiding her here, and I have no idea if Aisha actually did contact her or if someone was trolling (odd that she didn't open the Aisha message to actually read it, no?) but Foodie has absolutely nothing to do with her. But since she's latched on to the idea, there will be no shaking it (until she gets obsessed with someone else). She needs a gummy and a nap. And to have her phone taken away. This is probably partially brought on by stress from her impending court date.
Please tell me what is wrong with reactors acknowledging they read KFs. Today I watched Worst of the Internet (WOTI), and he said that Nella (I’m just Reacting) is also known as “I’m just screaming”. The only place that is used is by myself on KF. At least DC Returns acknowledges she gets her info from KF plus Reddit. If KF was really the “dark web”, my ISP would have this site blocked. I’m happy to acknowledge that Keeping it Keute, that he called Keeping it Ketermine came from him. How about he admits I’m just Screaming is only on KFs. I just lurk on Guru Gossiper, The Gossip Bakery, and r/Priscilla P, but none of those sites call her “I’m just screaming”. I don’t recommend watching WOTI, because his streams are 4-6 hours long, which is too much life to miss. Just give credit where it’s due, which is Kiwi Farms, and cut down your bloody reactions if you want to grow your channel. Most of us don’t have time for these long arse reactions.
ETA: At least have the balls faggot to admit where you are getting your information from!
I haven't watched Alex is Shook in a long time. He's gone full consumermode and talks a lot about crap he wants to buy, which was a main reason for not following him anymore, but he returned tonight after a month hiatus so I was curious if it was because of a relapse. He claims it was illness and burnout, but then began talking about Amberlynn's "noonoo" and "Pikachu" (aka, her vagina) over and over again. I don't know if that's something he's done before but it got my skin crawling.
I wonder how offended he'd get if one of the gorlie-pops repeatedly talked about his widdie bittie gay peeppeep or hungry iddle beeholie, or if he'd just get off on the attention.
He is insufferable. I used to listen to him and kind of enjoy him when he did straight reaction videos. Maybe 20-30 minutes long. Then he started streaming for hours. No thanks. Don't get me started on his pet names for genitals.
This Average Gen xer is a fucking moron.
She contradicted herself in one sentence.
Alex is abusive to her dog because she doesn't walk him, but wait, she's also abusive because she walks him with the wrong leash because she's too lazy to train him ...
I didn't realise walking your dog on a leash was animal abuse.
Then Alex is terrible for being a first time parent with no experience of parenting .. what the actual fuck ...
These people are lunatics.
Then Priscilla P reacting to this reactor, both obsessing over Alex Rodriguez.
