Let's play the Google Earth India game

[FamicomGorby]

I lost. I can't tell if there's shit on the ground but there's just a cow walkin around so there probably is somewhere in this shot.



Why do people ever visit India? I've never seen a picture from there that looks like a place I wanna spend five minutes in.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Well, I guess this is my first loss, what a fucking mess of a country.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/XjoGyiCHY2NsrGp26

INDIA SUPAHPOWAR 2030

but yeah I had to click on a dot in the middle of fucking nowhere, my first actual try had the most depressing shit I've seen

 

[General Disarray]

Snagged a good one first try.



The trash, the cow in the background, and the strap on the top of the Google car holding the camera, it all comes together.
I don't know why I get the blurred circle that interferes with the visuals at the bottom.

 

[Harm]

How did the car get inside? Did the Indians steal it? Did Google ever get it back? Are the drivers okay?

An Indian photographer took the 360 angle photo indoors and for some reason Google Earth counts it if you happen to drop your pin on it (which I happened to do). When I panned down, I could see the tripod and it explains why I was stuck in one spot.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Can a Westerner own land in India? These pictures are giving me the manic urge to smash all these buildings to dust with a wrecking ball and rebuild everything from scratch.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Okay, these are the worst I've seen so far. What the fuck.

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

How long until googlejeets start blurring out the trash on the sides of the road in an attempt to damage control?

 

[Magnificent Penis]

Impossible game.

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

Adil Nagar Rd, Lucknow, Uttar Pradesh

A trash-filled waterway, random dogs, a crumbling road ready to send motorists into the dirty gutters beneath, and of course the requisite suspicious transformer. No matter where I look, the buildings always look half-constructed, half-demolished, or some strange combination of both.

 

[Asian tech support]

Can a Westerner own land in India? These pictures are giving me the manic urge to smash all these buildings to dust with a wrecking ball and rebuild everything from scratch.

After dropping pins for 15 minutes just checking out the place, it was kind of sobering to realize there's no escaping the trash covered monotony. Everywhere looks the same indistinguishable shitty.

 

[Monolith]

Quick tip for the meta game: north central/north east India is statistically the shittest part of the country, both proverbially and literally.
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If you get a click in the orange or the red zone you are near guaranteed a score.

Also I only realised it after screencapping but I accidentally landed in the infamous city of Bhopal, which I guess gives this corner of the shithole that is india just a lil bit of an excuse to look like this...
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Now to check in on bihar and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES I WIN! I FUCKING WIN!
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SHIT AND TRASH AND COWS AND YET MORE SHIT

Let's test your theory.

Less trash than usual, but still not none.

 

[Tims]

Good Morning Saars, please do the needful and redeem the subcontinent, payment can be made with Amazon gift cards or nuclear fire.

Thread tax:


This was literally taken just above a "wildlife preserve"

If I look behind there's some sort of open air sewer, but somehow no jeets...

 

[W'rkncacnter]

Is that fucking blood? Did a liveleak video just happen?

 

[ChonkyNeko]

My turn! Damn, this game is hard.

 

[Local Wordmason]

I just thought of a new game called "The Indian Board of Tourism"

You get a bunch of friends together and everyone gets assigned a random city in India. Your goal is to create an argument on why that city is worth visiting and/or less shitty than the other cities your friends have. The point being every city is as exactly as filthy and impoverished as the next so it would really just be a contest of who is the most persuasive or can bullshit the best with the awful city they were dealt. Everyone votes on which city was marketed the best, whoever gets the most votes wins, obviously no votes for yourself.

Winner gets a feefty dolaar wisa gifcart. (do not redeem)

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Phone posting so excuse the formatting. Some trash on the roadside here on a random road in Maharashtra province or whatever it is.

 

[AfghanBlue]

This may be a attempt to rag on India but the pictures are awesome and just make me want to visit India more.

 

[Semen_Recycler]

Got a goat eating some trash on my first try...

 

[Lithos]

Trying to figure out what happened to this vehicle. Looks like someone went at it with a machete. I guess they're stickers of something like how some folks put bullet hole stickers on their vehicles.