Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[porkypork99]

Her Thanksgiving for 10 (for 1) and her family barbecue for the single gal (including dessert!) still have to be her all-time biggest documented smorgasbords.

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Does she have any idea how insane this sounds? I’ve never heard of someone ordering fast food as “meal prep”. You can get these kind of catering deals from Chick-fil-a, we’ve had them for work events and they are an ENORMOUS amount of food. Like meant to feed a few dozen. So is she just going to pop into Nando’s and get them to load chaffing dishes into the back of her Honda?

the 3 pieces of bread gives it away..its a for one banquet.

 

[Angry New Ager]

its still doesnt make that much sense and shows she has no understanding of what is normal food behaviors.

It really makes no sense when there are so many services offering pre-made, pre-portioned meals, made to accommodate a variety of dietary needs—including anti-inflammatory and high-protein diets.

But we know Anna's not eating an anti-inflammatory diet, and what she really wants is her favorite comfort foods, and in much larger portions than the meal-prep companies provide.

I remember watching her put 1/4 of one of her quiches on a plate when she was in her Cookin' with Cottage Cheese phase—because that's what she thinks a portion is, not the human-sized trays she'd get from a meal-prep service. Placing a catering order with Nando's and portioning it herself means she gets to dole out huge portions. Because god forbod she not nourish her bahddy with as many calories as possible during her recovery, dontchaknow, or not treat herself to what she craves.

 

[Programmer Socks]

If that Nando's confession is what Anna feels comfortable sharing with the world, imagine what she devours in private. drunk, sad and alone. That and the sheet cake incident give us an idea of the sheer volume of food and amount of calories she's capable of ingesting in a single sitting when she's depressed, which is all of the time.

2025 is going to be a dark year for Anna. She can't even call herself a "content creator" any more, she's just an irrelevant social media casualty killing herself with food.

 

[Clotso Coof]

We still need TLC to have a show with a bunch of deathfats in a house, "Fat House 2025" or "My 600 Lb Roommates". Anna can be queen deathfat, since she has the most social media experience. Add Amber since she'll probably need a place to live in a few years. Tess would die to be on TV and probably is planning to ditch her remaining child once he's old enough to question her decisions.

Then, for spice, add Corissa and Juliana. "J" can live in the basement and fill the role of pathetic roommate. Corissa can be Anna's main rival in the house, since they already low-key hate each other. Corissa can make an aliance with Tess to take Anna down a few pegs.

It can also cause ear infections.

When you eat so much your food backs up to your ears...

there are so many services offering pre-made, pre-portioned meals

If you look up "premade meals Austin" you get tons of services. Thoughtful chef made meals that come with macros, special diet categories and they all deliver. It's never been more convenient to pay a stranger to cook all your food.

There's one that's 242/wk with extra protein on a low carb plan, which would be perfect for Anna. That doesn't include breakfasts, but you can order that in addition. 242/wk is a lot less than Anna's currently spending on food, guaranteed.

 

[pippeyyy]

Tbh when I was working 6 days a week I briefly considered getting chipotle catering to meal prep but instead just bulk prepped rice and beans bc poor. But I have never been super extremely morbidly obese. I think the Nandos catering would only last her a max of two days.

How the fuck is she still gaining weight.

We need a TMI/stop powerlevling reminder in this thread. Anna revealing fat things beyond our comprehension is not time to tell us all your fat/personal things, new fags. Not just this comment.

Anna tax: from what I remember John usually slows down appearances this time of year. He seems to always get holidays with his actual friends and family. It's one big benefit of working with Anna, from what we see. She has mentioned it before about him. I think around the time he got engaged?

 

[Even more 8008135]

What the fuck is going on with all the idiot posters this weekend? Powerleveling in this thread, shitting up the ALR thread like retards...

Did Reddit shit the bed again?

 

[Greedy Fly]

Are there any other deathfats that like to do the fitness LARP? Anna and April Lauren are some of my favorites for this, but they both seem to be getting too fat and tired to pretend to be stunning gym queens and putting out less content than the used to.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Are there any other deathfats that like to do the fitness LARP? Anna and April Lauren are some of my favorites for this, but they both seem to be getting too fat and tired to pretend to be stunning gym queens and putting out less content than the used to.

One of my first cows here was Ragen Chastain specifically for her IronFat nonsense, but she's fallen off the face of the planet after spraining her ankle and discovering that she can't swim 1.2 miles in the time limit. She hasn't bothered keeping her 'I'm going to do an Ironman distance triathlon on my own without time limits' promise and has stopped doing anything related to fitness at all, just going full on fat-activist bullshit.

Always open to more. My blood pressure's not high enough.

 

[OttoWest]

If that Nando's confession is what Anna feels comfortable sharing with the world, imagine what she devours in private. drunk, sad and alone. That and the sheet cake incident give us an idea of the sheer volume of food and amount of calories she's capable of ingesting in a single sitting when she's depressed, which is all of the time.

I love her food confessionals where Anna seemingly unknowingly reveals her food obsession. Things like ordering two hot dogs, the bagel breakdown, the quarter quiche, sheet cakin’.

Help me out thread, what are some other examples.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Help me out thread, what are some other examples.

The picture of her orgasmic glee of being able to order nad eat EVERY dessert on the Disney Wish menu.

 

[cybercybe]

I love her food confessionals where Anna seemingly unknowingly reveals her food obsession. Things like ordering two hot dogs, the bagel breakdown, the quarter quiche, sheet cakin’.

Help me out thread, what are some other examples.

Her trip to Target where she puts several Costco-sized packages of Quest chips in her cart. They are "healthy" because they have protein in them.

 

[tj0p00tert00t]

I love her food confessionals where Anna seemingly unknowingly reveals her food obsession. Things like ordering two hot dogs, the bagel breakdown, the quarter quiche, sheet cakin’.

Help me out thread, what are some other examples.

-Her "protein aisle" freak out at Target
-Thanksgiving for One
-The sheer amount of time she spends talking and thinking about food as evidenced by her inane ramblings on Threads

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I love her food confessionals where Anna seemingly unknowingly reveals her food obsession. Things like ordering two hot dogs, the bagel breakdown, the quarter quiche, sheet cakin’.

Help me out thread, what are some other examples.

How about her spazzing about shrimp in Hawaii, her gushing about every single Starbucks flavor in the history of ever, and to focus on food on every cruise she goes on?

 

[Even more 8008135]

I love her food confessionals where Anna seemingly unknowingly reveals her food obsession. Things like ordering two hot dogs, the bagel breakdown, the quarter quiche, sheet cakin’.

Help me out thread, what are some other examples.

This, from Dec 2022.

 

[flay_fat_e]

"2025 is the year to be brave" ....when ordering a catered meal for one. wtf?

Most ppl including myself order 1 meal with a box for leftovers to have for lunch or dinner the next day.

Anna is already winning 2025 among the deathfats:

Chantel has her pretend husband pick up her fast food binges.

ALR orders door-dash 3x a day.

Anna caters a whole buffet meal for herself. Who even thinks on this level? Obviously not even Chantel or ALR. Which is even more insane.

I'm sure she has no shame in picking it up because it's not just for "her." It's for the whole Bitter&Lazey team. Completely incognito. This isn't her first rodeo.

What's crazier is she tags Nandos, thinking they are going to cater a whole meal to her house because she's an influencer, that's brave, and doesn't care what people think because Nandos is freeaakiiing delicious. nom nom nom.

I'd love nothing more than her fat-full thinking to come true. The content of a 600lb women meal prepping from a 12-15 person catering order would be so entertaining.

Would there be any leftovers to meal-prep?

 

[Otterly]

I kind of liked the boots.

So do I. I think heels are a bad idea for her though - putting all that weight onto the ball of the foot has to hurt.

Serious science question…how would drowning work for a person of Anna’s size? Would the life jacket she’s wearing be able to do anything at all to help her, given she’s roughly three times the weight limit?

It actually makes you less likely to drown especially in cold water. Especially women
1. Large breasts act as a front flotation device keeping you off your face. I used to swim with a short girl who wasn’t fat but had enormous boobs and we used to joke about it.
2. Surface area to volume ratio and layer of insulating fat means you lose heat less quickly in the water - anecdotally (I know a few hardcore rescue types here in the norf) fat women last longer in cold water.
3. Fat makes you float. You expend less energy keeping afloat. Exhaustion and hypothermia kill you if you go overboard in a cold water environment. Being huge would be protective against both.

 

[Greedy Fly]

One of my first cows here was Ragen Chastain specifically for her IronFat nonsense, but she's fallen off the face of the planet after spraining her ankle and discovering that she can't swim 1.2 miles in the time limit.

That's always the problem with these wannabe fitness fatties, innit? They either injure themselves and/or out-fat the grift super fast. I am pretty surprised Anna hasn't had a dramatic exploding knee event yet but I suppose she isn't technically running.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Tbh when I was working 6 days a week I briefly considered getting chipotle catering to meal prep but instead just bulk prepped rice and beans bc poor. But I have never been super extremely morbidly obese. I think the Nandos catering would only last her a max of two days.

How the fuck is she still gaining weight.

Shes gaining because she inhales frivilous amounts of Starbucks, booze, snacks and fastfood. Its possible to out eat Wegowy. Especially if youre a fatty luke Anna, who hates to restrict herself.

 

[brooky]

Salt water also makes you more buoyant.

When I took scuba lessons, the final exam was held in a particularly salty estuary. I had to wear several weighted belts to stay down deep enough to perform the tests. In less salty areas, I still have to wear weights (a lot of people do) and when my tank gets to half empty, I end up surfacing like a cork. You can also, uh, FEEL the buoyancy of different body parts.

I think this is one of the reasons there are more male divers. They're just denser and they sink better. I can't imagine anyone Anna's size being able to truly submerge. It must feel strange to be in the ocean.

So basically she is perfectly prepared for surviving her Alaskan cruise if she goes overboard or is swept out to sea?

I wonder how being a deathfat affects being tossed around by heavy waves? Are you more or less likely to break your neck?

I believe standard life vests are designed to keep your head above water. I don't know if they'd do anything for her, or if her unfortunate shape would mean her gunt rises so much that her head could actually be submerged.

In a typical dead man's float (a position you take while alive, not the face-down posture of an actual corpse), your chest is on the surface, as your lungs are full of air, and it keeps your face exposed. Hence why having boobs help not drown. But Anna's gunt and candy juicy are way bigger than her poor lungs or boobs.

I'm being petty though. In calm water I'm sure she'll be fine.

Or if perhaps she crawls into an ice cave and is not able to climb back out again, she has the heat insulation and calories needed to survive until the rescue crews find her.

Might be the best thing to ever happen to her.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

So do I. I think heels are a bad idea for her though - putting all that weight onto the ball of the foot has to hurt.

It actually makes you less likely to drown especially in cold water. Especially women
1. Large breasts act as a front flotation device keeping you off your face. I used to swim with a short girl who wasn’t fat but had enormous boobs and we used to joke about it.
2. Surface area to volume ratio and layer of insulating fat means you lose heat less quickly in the water - anecdotally (I know a few hardcore rescue types here in the norf) fat women last longer in cold water.
3. Fat makes you float. You expend less energy keeping afloat. Exhaustion and hypothermia kill you if you go overboard in a cold water environment. Being huge would be protective against both.

So basically she is perfectly prepared for surviving her Alaskan cruise if she goes overboard or is swept out to sea? Or if perhaps she crawls into an ice cave and is not able to climb back out again, she has the heat insulation and calories needed to survive until the rescue crews find her. She’s just been training for this alaskan expedition her entire life.