Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

His grand tell-all return will have a decent audience but wtf is he going to do after he's finally told his truuuuuuth? There's no coming back for this nigger, he's cooked.

Most of the watchers at this point are going to be just watching for the train wreck aspect and unless he's a train wreck, there's nothing to watch. After his performance in his own case, nobody will ever take him seriously about the law any more.

And if he's a train wreck, well first, the cops are probably watching at least sometimes, even if not for their jobs, for shits and giggles, and his audience will mainly be people who hate him who will rat him out any chance they get, probably resulting in him getting a "random" visit some morning for an on the spot drug test.

He may get nothing but probation, or even an outright diversion if he's lucky, but even then I doubt he's going to be in the usual class of low to no supervision probationers. Those guys are going to be up his ass.

Think how much nonsense Bossman Jack got away with until he finally ran out his supply of slack years into his probation. Balldo managed to speedrun that, with his huge legal expertise. Any other lolcow including Ethan Ralph has managed to navigate the legal system on their own behalf better than this absolute joke of a man.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The best Nick can hope for is to pull big numbers for any “tell-all” he might attempt, or people gawking out of curiosity when he resumes streaming. But it won’t last and he’ll never get back to where he was previously.

 

[Haru Okumura]

I am literally 50 pages behind on this thread but Keemstar is streaming on Lolcow Live and just stated he's going to be addressing the question of "whether Nick Rekieta is about to be homeless" tonight. As far as I know, he's never even mentioned Nick before, but he's nevertheless bringing his fat retard coterie to feast on the slim pickings of Nick's gangly corpse live on air to roughly 5,000 viewers.

I can't attest to the quality of this coverage or whether or not they'll even get around to actually meaningfully doing it, but this is the biggest and most normified stream that I've ever seen dabbing on Nick. Keem briefly showed their private schedule on stream capture and there is a long Nick piece with a full page of links. It's #3 out of about ten subjects they're hoping to cover today. He mentioned Nick out loud by name a few minutes ago too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAYL9aeL0vk

 

[Iron Hamster]

As far as I know, he's never even mentioned Nick before

I think he did but only because he went over DSP's begruptcy.

 

[Harm]

They're playing Aaron fucking Imholte clips on Lolcow Live right now. Keem says "I can't stand this Aaron guy, and here's why: Aaron wanted to be a star on Youtube so bad that he gave his wife's pussy on a silver platter to a more popular Youtuber, Nick Rekieta. THAT IS SO FUCKING WEIRD, BRO! That is so fucking weird! I have no respect for this guy at all. Now, maybe I got something wrong. Let me say 'allegedly' to cover my ass, but that's what the Internet is saying!" You made it, buddy. Congrats!

Bruh, they're roasting him. This is the milk we needed to save us from pregnancy speculations.

 

[Poop Shoot]

No one’s sticking up for Aaron, he’s a cuck.

He’s just a slightly more marginal person than the rest of Nick and the Booger Sugar crew.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

No one’s sticking up for Aaron, he’s a cuck.

He’s just a slightly more marginal person than the rest of Nick and the Booger Sugar crew.

I don't ever remember Imholte passing himself off as some Sunday-school teaching SuperDad for years either.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Going to watch on 2x speed to see if there's any nuggets

WIthout watching it let me predict and try to save you or anyone else some time:
Nothing of value within. Just Camelot balldowashing.

Note how "Nick is Evil" is in quotes. Its not him saying that.

Any revelation Nick has is superficial. He would never tell you about anything actually bad happening. Unless he is too stupid to realize its bad.
Nick only reveals bad things that are known in ways to put his own spin on it. So its probably the house being behind on payments, then him refuting the farms by going "funny thing about that... We've got the money and its taken care of." Then he'll smugly eat a dorito.
While omitting the fact his parents paid for it.

 

[Swole McPole]

He's actually on television

It's got to be some early morning/late night show in some tiny one hick town -- the TV equivalent of Steel Toe Morning Show when that was on the radio -- because he's worse at TV than Aaron is at radio.

 

[Burt Macklin]

COOMELOT STREAM

31:30 : Cody says Nick did NOT make a lot of money and breaks it down, saying he maybe made about $800k

• 1.2 million in superchats but 30% goes to YT, 60% to Apple users = $600k
• Rumble deal likely $400k
• Paid off debts
• Traveling
• Whiskey

1:11:49 : Coomelot talks about the "Nick trying to sell Aaron the balldo bunker" and how he doesn't believe it.

1:43:15 : Coomelot believes Nick's audience will return "as long as he makes his show good"

Overall Coomelot thinks this is just another way for Aaron to "try to own" Nick.

Coomelot isn't sure if he took out the mortgage for coke.

Those were literally the only major points between watching football. Feel dumber now for watching this. His show is more boring than STMS. And fuck me the dude is such a dumb hick!

 

[Vibralldo]

31:30 : Cody says Nick did NOT make a lot of money and breaks it down, saying he maybe made about $800k

"800k isn't a lot"
Coomalot not beating the terminally retarded allegations

 

[Poop Shoot]

All this proves is that Camelot is fucking retarded.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

All this proves is that Camelot is fucking retarded.

As I keep pointing out and this applies to everyone.
Don't watch him, he won't tell you anything you don't know but it will have a washer spin towards it.
There's nothing even of clip value to gain.

 

[parsnip]

All this proves is that Camelot is fucking retarded.

Does he have his own thread? I tried to search but didn't see anything.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Does he have his own thread? I tried to search but didn't see anything.

Not one that I’ve seen. I imagine it wouldn’t be much of a thread, he’s just a retard side kick at this point.

 

[Desktop User2]

Most of the watchers at this point are going to be just watching for the train wreck aspect and unless he's a train wreck, there's nothing to watch.

I was under the impression the majority just wait for the clippers. I cant imagine watching or listening to whole streams of greatly uninteresting and uninspired people like the Rekietas, Meltons, Imholtes and everyone else on this sphere...

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

31:30 : Cody says Nick did NOT make a lot of money and breaks it down, saying he maybe made about $800k

1:43:15 : Coomelot believes Nick's audience will return "as long as he makes his show good"

$800K is a life-changing amount of money for the average American. It's even a lot of money for low-level millionaires.

For Nick's show to be "good" he has to NOT do what he's doing now or anything he's done over the past year or so. He has to go back to what he was doing during the Rittensneed-Depp era. Guess what is not happening? That. Because we all know his channel was never a law channel and anyone who doesn't like his current trajectory is just a Scandinavian nerd.

What is this guy smoking? Oh, I remember: copium. Copium and Nick's non-functioning cock.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

loan modification application weeks or months ago and convinced himself that it would hold off scheduling of a sheriff's sale for long enough to get the whorehouse sale closed and pay current uneventfully before anything goes public, perhaps because in true non-practicing lawyer fashion, his random googling around through "Deadbeat Lifehacks 101" websites led him to mistakenly believe that common stall tactics which routinely achieve delay for FHA/VA/USDA loans would necessarily work for a conventional loan

What scenario are you contemplating? RESPA applies to any lender, mortgage broker,
or mortgage servicer. There are notice requirements and specific requirements to try to work with the borrower. And putting in a loan modification application for a conventional mortgage does put foreclosure on hold. If they got it and rejected it, he's in a different situation. But tbqf, if he put in an application, he knew he was running up against foreclosure. That, and the fact he hadn't been paying....

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20204796

https://files.consumerfinance.gov/f/201503_cfpb_regulation-x-real-estate-settlement-procedures-act.pdf

https://www.nclc.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Stopping-Foreclosures-with-the-RESPA-Servicing-Rules-1.pdf

 

[Slimy Time]

Just to think that if he never started making videos, never kicked off an internet career and just stick with doing minor law cases and living off the trust with his wife and kids how much better his life would be.

Respectable job doing small time drug possession cases and the like, house paid up with a fund to dip into, sexually intimate with the wife, many kids that should grow up also respectable people themselves, and if he did spiral into being a complete disaster, who would know? Certainly not everyone on the internet.

Sure, he’s a complete degenerate narc by nature, but how much of his spiral is entirely due to him being on the internet streaming? Montegraph saga is entirely that. How much of the drinking was due to him being “mr lawsplanning with a drink” where he got to sit in front of a computer hammering drinks and later nose powder?

All the swinger-cuck shit probably helped/enabled by the streaming money he earned and the high profile he got. Wouldn’t have locals to slide into other women’s dms. Probably would have been stuck in a safe, mundane lawyer cycle, maybe have the usual affair that those types like to have.

Just a massive warning that no matter your bracket in life, can always become a lolcow. Crash and burned on an relatively easy mode lifestyle.

 

[Grayback]

Rekieta likes to brag about how other men have experimented his seed to any person he can.

If you guys haven't taken a moment recently to thank God, fate, your upbringing, or just your own good judgment for being a normal person who isn't into any kind of fucked-up sexual shit, then I think that you probably should. It really is a blessing.