Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Watching Rekieta]

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My guess is that he learned of a criminal investigation into Aaron's computer where he's the main suspect..

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

My guess is that he learned of a criminal investigation into Aaron's computer where he's the main suspect..

this was my first guess but i'm not sure what updates if any would occur without being public like an arrest warrant or summons? unless the police just directly contacted him about it, but then i'm not sure what kind of revelation that would be, unless he really thought nothing would ever come of it and is genuinely surprised that his actions have consequences (also possible).

 

[Watching Rekieta]

this was my first guess but i'm not sure what updates if any would occur without being public like an arrest warrant or summons? unless the police just directly contacted him about it, but then i'm not sure what kind of revelation that would be, unless he really thought nothing would ever come of it and is genuinely surprised (also possible).

Did they seize his computer? Is that why he did the shitty voice only join on the memorial show?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Did they seize his computer? Is that why he did the shitty voice only join on the memorial show?

He was drinking and shittered, and somehow he hasn't streamed from the balldovault in months- I think the last person to stream from there was April on her zoom meetings with the court.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Camelot is a confirmed furry who used to have a furry girlfriend who made fursuits for others in his home. They bragged about going to furry meet-ups together back in 2018. That may or may not be worse than being a closeted homosexual.



There have been one or two attempts at creating a thread for him in the past. But it doesn't happen because:

1) On his own, he is really boring. He is always only interesting as a side-character in other people's drama.
2) He is an attention whore and wants a thread to call his own.

His audience is literal faggots and his main way of levelling up his parasocial relationship with them is pity parties. I saw him whining on twitter about being alone on christmas (reminder that he has a kid that he abandoned and refused to acknowledge or have any relations with)

 

[LiquidKid]

For Nick's show to be "good" he has to NOT do what he's doing now or anything he's done over the past year or so. He has to go back to what he was doing during the Rittensneed-Depp era. Guess what is not happening? That. Because we all know his channel was never a law channel and anyone who doesn't like his current trajectory is just a Scandinavian nerd.

He can’t do what he was doing because massive cases of national interest aren’t popping up.
It was the cases that succeeded, not Nick. He just happened to be first to the dinner table,

The absolutely only shot in hell Nick had of having a return to his last success is if the Luigi whatever-the-fuck-his-last-name-is trial gets live streamed. Because that’s pretty much the only case people care about right now other than Trump who didn’t have streamed trials.
Just look at the other no name trials Nick didn’t in fact, I’m almost positive even Nick himself said they the hard part was finding an interesting case to stream.

When you think of big cases in recent history, you have OJ, Michael Jackson, George Zimmerman, Derek Chauvin, Kyle Ritten House, Johnny Depp, Bankman-Freed, and Trump.
There really isn’t a whole lot else. You really need either a celebrity of a massively polarizing scenario and Nick was just stupid lucky.
He has no charisma, he never did. He’s not funny and never was. All he ever had was a facade of being a wholesome Christian father with legal experience who wasn’t afraid to talk about edgy internet topics.
The only part that wasn’t a lie was the willingness to talk about edgy topics part. His audience was non-existent and there’s no way he will ever make even a splash again outside of the bodycam footage being released and/or him going to prison

 

[Burt Macklin]

My guess is that he learned of a criminal investigation into Aaron's computer where he's the main suspect..

OR that the dumb fuck thought he couldn't be charged and he is, and that Melton probably sold his ass out, too.

When you lie with dogs, you're gonna get fleas. But that's actually a slap to dogs. He's lying in literal cow shit.

 

[PinKopyKat]

Monthly reminder that being a drug addict isn't an excuse for being a shitty parent.
I know what what hand sanitizer with coke tastes like, and I would rather kill myself than making the younger members of my family upset, let alone be neglegted.

My family and parents are all white trash and they still nurtured me with love and attention (including the black uncle addicted to crack).

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I know what what hand sanitizer with coke tastes like

You were getting to lick your coke hands meanwhile the rest of us had to wash our hands with regular soap and water lucky bastard

 

[Grayback]

Did this dude really make two new accounts today just so that he could sit in the thread voting and then double-voting every post that was made between 4 to 9 PM? Every single post, like he's putting in a shift at work.
Really?

Or does he honestly have fans dumb and crazy enough to do that for him? What's it even supposed to accomplish?
I might have to reassess my "people aren't actually that crazy" theory.

 

[horseorigin]

I cannot believe how dearly this guy is paying for his pathetic little ‘Christian family man uwu’ act. I mean, I know it’s common knowledge that Christianity is a self-serving larp for 90% of its people, but this is such a great example of how unexceptional midtwits use religion as social make-up, merely to boost their image/social standing. If he was actually dedicated to the values of Christianity, he would’ve never succumbed to avarice the way he did. Do you think, if Nick Rekeita lost everything he would still be a Christian and hold god in his heart, genuinely? Or would we see him more like how he is now, insulting theology, acting all smug, and saying shit I’d expect from an Atheist devoid of faith? He’s a vain little thing, which is why he lied. And he’s unexceptional, which is why he larped Christianity.

 

[ddlloo]

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Did this dude really make two new accounts today just so that he could sit in the thread voting and then double-voting every post that was made between 4 to 9 PM? Every single post, like he's putting in a shift at work.
Really?

Or does he honestly have fans dumb and crazy enough to do that for him? What's it even supposed to accomplish?
I might have to reassess my "people aren't actually that crazy" theory.

It was all over the farms, it was because of the reactions drama with null

 

[mindlessobserver]

this was my first guess but i'm not sure what updates if any would occur without being public like an arrest warrant or summons? unless the police just directly contacted him about it, but then i'm not sure what kind of revelation that would be, unless he really thought nothing would ever come of it and is genuinely surprised that his actions have consequences (also possible).

one wonders if Ralph is squealing like a pig about the circumstances around his now adjudicated and sentenced contempt of court misdemeanor.

After all, it stems not from rekietas issue per se, but from the Imholte issue. And goes the crux of the issue as to whether or not rekieta unlawfully accessed a computer network (GMAIL) in order to influence an ongoing criminal trial.

This is super mega illegal. At federal pound me in the ass prison levels and state taken out back behind the court house and shot, and then handing your dead body to the Feds level.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Probably the only element of Nick telling "his truth" which I actually believe.

I can't get there on it. To my knowledge, Nick doesn't have first hand knowledge of it. He didn't see it. So that leaves Kayla or April. I'd guess April.

So April tells Nick some story when they were shit talking Aaron.

The way Nick obsesses over this story is legit hilarious. Like the porn thing. He seems to think people like Aaron and that's why he has problems in life.

The guy doesn't pay his mortgage, faces foreclosure. His focus in life is Aaron. So much so he is willing to commit crimes to own him.

Like if Aaron gobbled something from April everything Nick did disappears. It's just so Nick.

 

[Folgers Can]

What scenario are you contemplating? RESPA applies to any lender, mortgage broker,
or mortgage servicer. There are notice requirements and specific requirements to try to work with the borrower. And putting in a loan modification application for a conventional mortgage does put foreclosure on hold. If they got it and rejected it, he's in a different situation. But tbqf, if he put in an application, he knew he was running up against foreclosure. That, and the fact he hadn't been paying....

It's probably pointless to speculate with how little we'll ever know about the origination of this loan if it never gets litigated, but first off, even in the case of conventional loans Regulation X lays out what must be a federal nexus such as 1) the loan being insured by a federal agency or GSE which many conventional loans are not, 2) the loan being funded by a federally regulated institution such as a federally chartered bank or an FDIC-insured state-chartered bank or the like, or 3) the loan being funded by a non-federally-regulated mortgage company that at least does so much annual volume as to fit TILA disclosure definitions incorporated by reference into Regulation X. This still leaves a surprisingly wide variety of smaller private lenders to which the federal loss mitigation requirements simply do not apply, hence my caveat about not only conventional loans but the narrower scenario of a boutique investment advisory firm extending secured financing to a high-value client in the course of financial planning. Admittedly I only caught some glimpses of posts describing Nick's lender that way in the fifty-page flurry this week, but if a deep dive reveals that they're big enough to at least squeeze into the third category above then so be it.

Secondly, Regulation X also incorporates by reference Regulation Z definitions excluding applicability to any loans for a primarily business purpose, and we still don't know anything on that front yet. The mere fact that the loan happens to be secured by a mortgage on a primary residence is not determinative and it boils down to the intended use of the funds, so for example if Nick was working with a financial planner on leveraged purchase of a stock portfolio on margin, or to fall for some e-buddy's crypto rugpull, or to purchase rental property in town, or even to renovate his then-rented adjacent property, then Regulation X would not apply at all. The fact that he happened to change course after loan closing and pocketed the funds to spend on family/household purposes or coke wouldn't change that.

Thirdly just as an aside, it's notable that courts have held time and again that RESPA is not a means to "stop" a foreclosure in the sense of affording any injunctive relief whatsoever, and it merely provides a cause of action to recover money damages. While this is a significant deterrent keeping lenders' compliance departments and outside counsel very busy, Nick would have to have been retarded to stake all his hopes on a lender's scrupulous compliance with loss mitigation best practices when his supposed rights have no real "teeth" beyond a shot at eking a settlement check out of their general liability insurer months or years after losing a home, particularly if facts surrounding the loan origination fall in the above gray areas that defense counsel could use to wiggle out of paying anything at all. The only smart move backed by readily available injunctive relief would have been to simply beg his parents for the measly $10K-$30K of pocket change from the couch cushions that it'd take to force a Section 580.30 reinstatement buying plenty of time to sell the vacant house without this public humiliation ever hitting the newspaper, or at the very least come up with the couple bucks of ink, paper, and postage that it'd take to force a Section 580.07 postponement buying plenty of time to reinstate using the vacant house's sale proceeds with no risk of a closing delay ever forcing him (or mommy and daddy) to pay an accelerated balance in full. Instead he was too proud and/or too drunk to get around to either.

But then I guess what else is new, of course he'd only ever channel this guy:

 

[moocow]

I might have to reassess my "people aren't actually that crazy" theory.

You should do that anyway. Whenever you think you've seen the craziest thing a person has ever done, someone else is getting ready to beat the record.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Likely because she is going to take whatever deal Nick agrees to after Nick takes it and the settlement conference in her case is just being put in the court calendar as a formality and put on the schedule as far out as they possibly can put it. As soon as Nick's deal is fully finished, a different type of hearing for her will likely appear in the court calendar.

I wonder if he is taking this deal first just to ensure he gets the best offers possible so she can't wake up suddenly and get a better offer cause his is done.
This very much feels like a "using your wife as a shield" move by him.

That's an old clip from June 2023. Most people in the thread have probably seen it already so it wasn't so shocking to them.

Kermit the Frog and Gonzo gay orgy

e:

Did this dude really make two new accounts today just so that he could sit in the thread voting and then double-voting every post that was made between 4 to 9 PM? Every single post, like he's putting in a shift at work.

Of the threads getting marked autistic that I've seen Rekietas definitely has the most. But I've seen it in other threads. I think he's just spamming recent posts with autism in a fit of rage.

 

[East_Clintwood]

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Did this dude really make two new accounts today just so that he could sit in the thread voting and then double-voting every post that was made between 4 to 9 PM? Every single post, like he's putting in a shift at work.
Really?

Or does he honestly have fans dumb and crazy enough to do that for him? What's it even supposed to accomplish?
I might have to reassess my "people aren't actually that crazy" theory.

Apparently it's some retard from the Sharty, they're doing it in every thread in an effort to annoy people, maybe even make them and/or Null sperg about reactions again:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-20248385

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I hope April stops doing the fucking “Skol” bullshit now. The Vikings got stuffed by the Lions. They’re 5th seed and have to go fight with Stafford and the Rams.

Eat Jon Gruden’s cum, Aaron. I know you read the thread.

Off topic, I know, but to return it to topic. The Skol shit April does is in reference to the thing the Vikings (the NFL team) do at their field when they score. They blow a gjallarhorn, too, at the start of the game. The whole Valkyrie thing might also be from that.

I’m not sure if she’s an actual fan or just takes parts of her identity from old boy friends.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

People with this attitude are worst. Run as fucking far away from them as you can as fast as you can, and you'll have a reason to smile after dodging this emotional literal demon. "I want you to smile" uh oh "I just want you to be happy" oh uh oh no. Well what if for whatever reason I'm not? What then fucker? Oh, I see, you are unhappy, now let's see, the my thing is suddenly your fucking problem? SOOOOO.... my cat died, and I'm sad, and that's your problem, now you can't function because I'm not happy and smiling? You can't handle it?

The world and people in it are just not fucking right FOR YOU? Not up to your demand and your standards? And that's such a deep, such delicate, such a profound issue you personally are going through that you have to get on a high horse and signal some misguided virtue to the entire world like an oblivious twink you are.

People with this attitude I would punch in the nose, hoping they learn fucking something about other humans in the process.

Bro, clean your house, get some antiparasitics to clear that toxoplasmosis from your system and make you less of a whiny, low T bitch, then go touch some grass. You'll feel 200% better, I promise.

Cats - not even once.