Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[Obstacle]

This shouldn't be a hobby. None of this should be a pastime anyone partakes in. You shouldn't even be able to type those two paragraphs, to have a conversation about this topic. Anyone doing any of this has stalled at or missed a crucial developmental stage. This is acute arrested development and it should be seen as capital-w Wrong for adults to still be doing Play Pretend like this. Even writing "fanfic" outside the scope of "fantasy script and maybe someday I'll get hired to write on a real TV show" needs to be considered a genuine symptom of mental deficiency.

He's right y'know.
Shippers are infamous for getting weird about pairings they disfavour.
I think it's because many of them use their shipping to experience romance by proxy.
Presumably due to a natural deficiency of romance in their diet, so to speak.

Fanfics in general are a mixed bag; It's been literally twenty years since I've read one, I'd seen people get their start in fanfics, mature as a writer, and develop their own settings and characters that they could call their own.
But they were the vast minority.
Most pack it in after realizing the limitations of their own writing.
Some never reach that realization, and carry on penning Angry Beavers yaoi slashfics or some shit until they're old and grey.
The latter of course, tend to be on the spectrum, which dovetails nicely with the fixation element.

Fanfiction writers should be encouraged to write their own shit.
A terrible fanfic can only be a terrible fanfic.
But a terrible original novel is at least still original.

- The Tired Cat probably writes Lemon fics about Grandpa Pickles and Nigel Thornberry having rampant old man sex.
Just my utterly baseless gutfeel.

 

[Obstacle]

The fandom speds were mad
Their fanfics were so bad
They're writing fruity stories
Where some faggot fucks his dad.

Their prose is off the cuff
Their rhyming schemes are rough
And not a one among them
Has seen a hairy muff..

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

The fandom speds were mad
Their fanfics were so bad
They're writing fruity stories
Where some faggot fucks his dad.

Their prose is off the cuff
Their rhyming schemes are rough
And not a one among them
Has seen a hairy muff..

Let me stop you right there,
Save us an ache in the head,
Did you really just have the BALLS,
To double-post in this thread?!

 

[Re(Runner)48]

All done hopefully this is good. Since I liked both of them so much just wanted to do them both.

In my head cannon there's 2 kiwi demon twins, that are part of the Ars Goeita related to Stolas. They LOATHE him for what a POS he is, and hate the Paimon babied him During the whole trial they have their hands raised for killing Blitz and raising it even higher when Stolas is about to be executed.

Maybe someday I'll make some more art of them.

EDIT: Put in a better quality pic

 

[Obstacle]

Let me stop you right there,
Save us an ache in the head,
Did you really just have the BALLS,
To double-post in this thread?!

A pithy response that's in rhyme?
We'll have an incredible time!
I'll do a short skit
Then come to your bit
And the audience pelts us with slime.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Let me stop you right there,
Save us an ache in the head,
Did you really just have the BALLS,
To double-post in this thread?!

Weird to say but man every time you post I read it in Adam's voice

A pithy response that's in rhyme?
We'll have an incredible time!
I'll do a short skit
Then come to your bit
And the audience pelts us with slime.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a faggot
And should kill themselves

 

[Dr. Butt]

My guy, who hurt ya?

The negligent parents that let their children grow up to live on discord writing "fics". Go back and read that @LucasSomething post. Its abject lunacy. Show it to someone who just plays guitar or fixes roofs for a living, then look at their face.

I'd seen people get their start in fanfics, mature as a writer, and develop their own settings and characters that they could call their own.

This is what is supposed to happen with children's hobbies. You start off playing stories with your stuffed animals, then move on from there to get into writing, sewing, pig farming, developing cat-breeder videogames, whatever. You don't stay at the "playing star trek at lunchtime" phase for life. That's unhealthy and developmentally disturbed.

 

[The tired cat]

The negligent parents that let their children grow up to live on discord writing "fics". Go back and read that @LucasSomething post. Its abject lunacy. Show it to someone who just plays guitar or fixes roofs for a living, then look at their face.

Comparing a simple hobby to something where you get paid for it. You do realize this sounds retarded, right?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Comparing a simple hobby to something where you get paid for it. You do realize this sounds retarded, right?

You're talking about people who devote their lives and passion to this "ship" and "fic" stuff, getting into intense arguments on multiple websites/social media platforms, writing harassment letters, starting campaigns against other people. They may not get paid but it is their life's purpose, and that's something that needs to heal. The effort, work, thought, and in some cases actual talent put into this lifestyle is the same amount put into difficult careers by some other, non-videogame-porn-addicted people. Fanfiction people are of the same type as AGP troons. You can't be serious about just letting adults run around the world living that way.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

A pithy response that's in rhyme?
We'll have an incredible time!
I'll do a short skit
Then come to your bit
And the audience pelts us with slime.

Pink triangle's forever,
Whether you like it or not,
Had your chance to do better,
Now you're marked as "fag-GOT"!
'Cause the Kiwis don't abide,
By your acting dumb and rude,
Now you're marked as a blight,
Until Null bans you for good!

Now don't lose your shit yet,
You're wasting your breath,
Who cares how dudes on the 'Net,
Spend their lives until death?
Are you dumb?
Are you MATI?
Your brain's the size of a thumb,
If you think anybody cares how you cry!

And now that I've lyrically crushed your balls (crushed your balls),
There's the question of 'lolz' ('lolz')
So to you I now say, 'ni hao?',
To you, this thread's newest lolcow!

Fuckin' triangle's forever,
It's meant to mark you as gay,
It's going away on March never,
So get used to seeing it every day!

So before you get your THONG,
outta yo bussy, here is a STRONG
reminder, that to tell you you're WRONG,
I had to look up the lyrics to Adam's SONG!

 

[The tired cat]

You're talking about people who devote their lives and passion to this "ship" and "fic" stuff, getting into intense arguments on multiple websites/social media platforms, writing harassment letters, starting campaigns against other people. They may not get paid but it is their life's purpose, and that's something that needs to heal. The effort, work, thought, and in some cases actual talent put into this lifestyle is the same amount put into difficult careers by some other, non-videogame-porn-addicted people. Fanfiction people are of the same type as AGP troons. You can't be serious about just letting adults run around the world living that way.

Mofo, I ain't their fucking parent and I don't give a shit what they do. They wanna argue like retards? Fine, they may go nuts about it. They wanna do stupid shit like harassment and dumb campgains? We have the law to deal with that shit or just watch it blow in their faces as they get called out and fuck off. Again, why should I care about idiots and their glitches? Frankly speaking, I'd say these people already had issues to begin with, but for 'em the whole shipfic shit is just an easy workaround to be fucked up twats.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Mofo, I ain't their fucking parent and I don't give a shit what they do. They wanna argue like retards? Fine, they may go nuts about it. They wanna do stupid shit like harassment and dumb campgains? We have the law to deal with that shit or just watch it blow in their faces as they get called out and fuck off. Again, why should I care about idiots and their glitches? Frankly speaking, I'd say these people already had issues to begin with, but for 'em the whole shipfic shit is just an easy workaround to be fucked up twats.

lol you spend weekends writing videogame porn to show to the other perverts at furcon

 

[ssaneenah]

I swear to God - a few more times,
That I’ll see a post that actually rhymes
I’ll call it a musical standoff then!
Open up RhymeZone, comedienne!
But no powerleveling or spergic grudges.
If someone fucks up - you’ll be the judges.

 

[The tired cat]

lol you spend weekends writing videogame porn to show to the other perverts at furcon

An I guess you spend weekends raiging about fan finc and wondering why you're called retarded?

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

All done hopefully this is good. Since I liked both of them so much just wanted to do them both.

In my head cannon there's 2 kiwi demon twins, that are part of the Ars Goeita related to Stolas. They LOATHE him for what a POS he is, and hate the Paimon babied him During the whole trial they have their hands raised for killing Blitz and raising it even higher when Stolas is about to be executed.

Maybe someday I'll make some more art of them.

EDIT: Put in a better quality pic

Wow!! They both look amazing! Thank you for bringing the girls to life!

 

[Tinnitus]

All done hopefully this is good. Since I liked both of them so much just wanted to do them both.

In my head cannon there's 2 kiwi demon twins, that are part of the Ars Goeita related to Stolas. They LOATHE him for what a POS he is, and hate the Paimon babied him During the whole trial they have their hands raised for killing Blitz and raising it even higher when Stolas is about to be executed.

Maybe someday I'll make some more art of them.

EDIT: Put in a better quality pic

"We're going to vote on executing this imp right now before lunchtime."

\``○> <○'"/

Stolas appears and takes the blame
"We'll then just vote on Stolas"

\``○>/ \<○'"/

My headcanon is that they'll get excited enough to put both hands up.

Edit: What happened to the autistic rating i got?

Edit2: Thank you Dr.Butt

 

[Obstacle]

Pink triangle's forever,
Whether you like it or not,
Had your chance to do better,
Now you're marked as "fag-GOT"!
'Cause the Kiwis don't abide,
By your acting dumb and rude,
Now you're marked as a blight,
Until Null bans you for good!

Now don't lose your shit yet,
You're wasting your breath,
Who cares how dudes on the 'Net,
Spend their lives until death?
Are you dumb?
Are you MATI?
Your brain's the size of a thumb,
If you think anybody cares how you cry!

And now that I've lyrically crushed your balls (crushed your balls),
There's the question of 'lolz' ('lolz')
So to you I now say, 'ni hao?',
To you, this thread's newest lolcow!

Fuckin' triangle's forever,
It's meant to mark you as gay,
It's going away on March never,
So get used to seeing it every day!

So before you get your THONG,
outta yo bussy, here is a STRONG
reminder, that to tell you you're WRONG,
I had to look up the lyrics to Adam's SONG!

Oh what's the deal with faggots?
So talentless and fay?
They think that they are special.
On account of being gay.

They make an awful fracas
About their rainbow plight
And how the common people
Won't put up with their shite

Their airs of grace
And frippery
Are lacy false veneers
There's few more icy venomous
Than malding ageing queers

And when they have a sortie
At doing this or that
They'll fight about the wardrobe
Like dog and fucking cat

They like to get their ends away
They are not fussed for where
They'll bugger any bugger
And they even like to share.

The more they ask for tolerance
The more they need it seems
So take your fucking rainbows
And fuck off you fucking queens.

- composition began at approximately 4:40 , ended 4:48

Try and beat my time
With your next satyric rhyme.
For verse is better than a curse.
And is my favoured crime.

 

[ssaneenah]

Try and beat my time
With your next satyric rhyme.
For verse is better than a curse.
And is my favoured crime.

This kind of edge is nothing but noise.
I read your posts with Doug Walker’s voice.

 

[Obstacle]

This kind of edge is nothing but noise.
I read your posts with Doug Walker’s voice.

That's good.
You will make a fine opponent.
Now, show me something in a longer form.
Try to satirize me.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Why are people having rap battles in the hazbin hotel thread