Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[Susanna]

When googling ozempic statistics, I kept running across articles that at first seemed in favour of it, and did contain the sort of statistics I was looking for, but then subtly diverged into criticising it for "only giving an average of 17% weight loss per year, which means it often gave less than that", "while bariatric surgery could give 60% or more!".

Gastroenterologists are fucking butchers. You don't have to be pro-ozempic, it is still medicating an issue caused by low morality and lack of willpower, but surely a hormone that simply makes you less hungry and therefore can quickly get obesity under control is immensely preferably to cutting your guts open and stitching your small intestine straight to your stomach? Yeah the weight loss is technically less, but it's obviously safer in every single way. And ozempic does mean an adjustment in how you eat, you feel full sooner and hungry less often, so you'll get in the habit of smaller and less frequent meals, whereas bariatric has you eating the same way and the food just not getting digested properly. Remove ozempic from a patient and they may be able to keep their new eating habits. Restore a patient's stomach and they're going to instantly regain the weight because there was no adjustment in habits whatsoever. Gastric surgery also has a 15% rate of complications, because it's major surgery, while ozempic's side effects are things like "nausea" and can be stopped by just discontinuing the drug.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

When googling ozempic statistics, I kept running across articles that at first seemed in favour of it, and did contain the sort of statistics I was looking for, but then subtly diverged into criticising it for "only giving an average of 17% weight loss per year, which means it often gave less than that", "while bariatric surgery could give 60% or more!".

Gastroenterologists are fucking butchers. You don't have to be pro-ozempic, it is still medicating an issue caused by low morality and lack of willpower, but surely a hormone that simply makes you less hungry and therefore can quickly get obesity under control is immensely preferably to cutting your guts open and stitching your small intestine straight to your stomach? Yeah the weight loss is technically less, but it's obviously safer in every single way. And ozempic does mean an adjustment in how you eat, you feel full sooner and hungry less often, so you'll get in the habit of smaller and less frequent meals, whereas bariatric has you eating the same way and the food just not getting digested properly. Remove ozempic from a patient and they may be able to keep their new eating habits. Restore a patient's stomach and they're going to instantly regain the weight because there was no adjustment in habits whatsoever. Gastric surgery also has a 15% rate of complications, because it's major surgery, while ozempic's side effects are things like "nausea" and can be stopped by just discontinuing the drug.

If you don't adjust your eating habits, a gastric bypass is worthless. In my personal experience living with someone who had the procedure over a decade ago, it's very easy to go right back to your initial weight and continue gaining if you don't make serious dietary changes. Your stomach is smaller and can't hold as much food. If you keep eating the same amounts of food, you just end up puking. Some foods are more calorie dense than others. A cup of popcorn has way fewer calories than a cup of gelato.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

When googling ozempic statistics, I kept running across articles that at first seemed in favour of it, and did contain the sort of statistics I was looking for, but then subtly diverged into criticising it for "only giving an average of 17% weight loss per year, which means it often gave less than that", "while bariatric surgery could give 60% or more!".

Gastroenterologists are fucking butchers. You don't have to be pro-ozempic, it is still medicating an issue caused by low morality and lack of willpower, but surely a hormone that simply makes you less hungry and therefore can quickly get obesity under control is immensely preferably to cutting your guts open and stitching your small intestine straight to your stomach? Yeah the weight loss is technically less, but it's obviously safer in every single way. And ozempic does mean an adjustment in how you eat, you feel full sooner and hungry less often, so you'll get in the habit of smaller and less frequent meals, whereas bariatric has you eating the same way and the food just not getting digested properly. Remove ozempic from a patient and they may be able to keep their new eating habits. Restore a patient's stomach and they're going to instantly regain the weight because there was no adjustment in habits whatsoever. Gastric surgery also has a 15% rate of complications, because it's major surgery, while ozempic's side effects are things like "nausea" and can be stopped by just discontinuing the drug.

Semaglutide injections have a lot of complication risks as well, granted not as catastrophic, but it's anything but safe. Another problem is that because it works by making you not eat you are essentially wasting so muscle and fat tissue that's usually not touched like the temples also get used up, ending up with ozempic face. I'd shy away from both.



Weight isn't a moral failure, that's some pro-ana shit, of course if we're talking about some by 600 lbs life type stuff or the mukbangers and foodie beauties of the world then you might have a point. It is a failure in self-control and willpower though.

 

[Otterly]

You can out eat a gastric bypass and ozempic. I think ozempic is a good thing for people IF they use it as a tool to change their lifestyle and get healthier habits ingrained.
I think for the deathfats, neither will work because they aren’t eating out of hunger any more than alkies are drinking because they’re thirsty. If someone is low level obese and just let things go a bit, then it’ll work for them. Deathfat status is a whole different itch they’re scratching.

 

[PandaChai]

herro doctor? i wourd rike to remove arr my unique traits prease

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

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K-pop and the like have been such a disaster on the East Asian populations. They're all going to look like plastic dolls at some point at this rate.

 

[Just A Rat]

It’s like he used the Twinkify filter.

 

[Kiwi Basement Stalker]

K-pop and the like have been such a disaster on the East Asian populations. They're all going to look like plastic dolls at some point at this rate.

Finally a chance to post this somewhere in Kiwifarms -

Hilarious as the old gag above is. Unfortunately, the plastic surgery in east asia is getting even more extreme, the ideal woman and man are starting to look like AI generated aliens.

Like this lady who had too much plastic surgery -

 

[Galaxolotl]

They're all going to look like plastic dolls at some point at this rate.

They already do, I've noticed it in K dramas and variety shows, the people in them are weirdly stiff and stationary, in face and body, like dolls in a doll house.

 

[Screamer_2]

Also, that you can't at all tell if people are different ages. You're watching a K show and someone references a character as being old or young. Yet to you they all tracked as looking about the same age. It's like there's just age groups. 20-45. 46-60. Old. Where anyone lies in the first to groups is anyone guess.

 

[Yaks]

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He was much more handsome and masculine in the first one.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

He was much more handsome and masculine in the first one.

Too bad this can prevent you from getting a job with higher pay in South Korea. This isn't a joke.

 

[Yaks]

Too bad this can prevent you from getting a job with higher pay in South Korea. This isn't a joke.

I've heard that! I hadn't realized it extended out to men though unless you had a really fucked up face. I know makeup for men is big there too, just like for the women.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Too bad this can prevent you from getting a job with higher pay in South Korea. This isn't a joke.

Do people in Korea just not have sex? They what, like to look at dolls or cartoons and then not touch people? This guy has the same cheap-looking surgery that Le Lao Shi/Lelushi/Russian Macau model guy has, and young Korean or Chinese people seem to honestly like it despite its obvious boner-killing effect. The photo on the left looks like a cute person, on the right is sterile billboard-style photoshop.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Do people in Korea just not have sex?

Korea is even worse in terms of demographic sink than Japan, so you tell me

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I hadn't realized it extended out to men

It does. I saw a documentary where a young south korean man was looking for a job and the company told him his eyes looked wrong so he had the (in)famous eyelid surgery. He still didn't get the job. He was a skinny, nerdy looking guy but there was nothing wrong with him. The surgery made him more confident but didn't help him to find work.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

It does. I saw a documentary where a young south korean man was looking for a job and the company told him his eyes looked wrong so he had the (in)famous eyelid surgery. He still didn't get the job,

If you're so retarded you get plastic surgery because one bitch in HR told you that you needed it in order to be considered for a job, you were not gonna make it regardless. They probably laughed about this dipshit in their #hr Slack channel.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

If you're so retarded you get plastic surgery because one bitch in HR told you that you needed it in order to be considered for a job, you were not gonna make it regardless

This is considered normal in South Korea.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

This is considered normal in South Korea.

A whole nation of lolcows

 

[Otterly]

This is considered normal in South Korea.

It’s no wonder they’re going extinct. He was nicer looking before