Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Amber needs to come back and finish her simp off.

 

[Male Idiot]

Sorry if I don't think that an unattributed post you found on "QPatriots Pedo-Hunters 100% Truth" Facebook group is of any validity. You don't seem to understand that most people don't believe in wild claims about global conspiracies and pedo cabals made by schizophrenic conmen.

I don't think Elon is a pedo. A weirdo yes, but not every weirdo is a child molester. He can be just a regular old plain weirdo.

Now is there a pedo cabal in Hollywood/DC? Likely yes. Perhaps it is a Mossad OP, a CIA glowop, or just rich assholes being rich assholes. But just because there is a ring doesn't mean everyone is always involved.

Eipstein and Diddy weren't two isolated incidents. But this does not translate to every oligarch being a cheese pizza enthusiast.

Trump won 3 times and got it 2 times. 2020 Mail in ballot printer go brrrrrr.

He can be a lolcow without him needing to be a sex criminal. He is a garden variety autist with a lot of money and factories.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

What the fuck has been slipped in to his drink to make him go off the fucking rails like he has for the last 2 weeks?
Has the pressure of the prospect of running a gov agency as well as his company's popped him? And he is trying to find a reason for Trump to back him down from being a face of the Gov?
Because it seems to be he is just doing this
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Apparently Monjaro (weight loss drug) can interfere with antipsychotic medications. He probably takes them for his autism.
Edit: I made these a bit ago and didn't have a good reason to post them so I'll just tack these on.

Spoiler: Maharaja Musk

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I don't think Elon is a pedo. A weirdo yes, but not every weirdo is a child molester. He can be just a regular old plain weirdo.

Now is there a pedo cabal in Hollywood/DC? Likely yes. Perhaps it is a Mossad OP, a CIA glowop, or just rich assholes being rich assholes. But just because there is a ring doesn't mean everyone is always involved.

Eipstein and Diddy weren't two isolated incidents. But this does not translate to every oligarch being a cheese pizza enthusiast.

Trump won 3 times and got it 2 times. 2020 Mail in ballot printer go brrrrrr.

He can be a lolcow without him needing to be a sex criminal. He is a garden variety autist with a lot of money and factories.

I just like how testy Elon's detractors get when you don't follow their bizarre narrative to the letter. It's also really really funny watching shitlibs parrot QAnon doctrine.

All in all, Elon is far more entertaining than some other oligarchs, mostly because of how mad he gets people and because I can call him a fag on X. He's still a thin-skinned little bitch for limiting his replies to verified accounts only, though. I ain't giving him any shekels, fuck that.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

I don't think Elon is a pedo. A weirdo yes, but not every weirdo is a child molester. He can be just a regular old plain weirdo.

Now is there a pedo cabal in Hollywood/DC? Likely yes. Perhaps it is a Mossad OP, a CIA glowop, or just rich assholes being rich assholes. But just because there is a ring doesn't mean everyone is always involved.

Eipstein and Diddy weren't two isolated incidents. But this does not translate to every oligarch being a cheese pizza enthusiast.

Trump won 3 times and got it 2 times. 2020 Mail in ballot printer go brrrrrr.

He can be a lolcow without him needing to be a sex criminal. He is a garden variety autist with a lot of money and factories.

Remember when Dom Lucre posted CP on Twitter and blamed Obama and the FIRST THING Elon when he bought it was unban him lmao

 

[Queesechake]

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[Arlo Gunthrie]

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Lmao I can't tell if he's serious or

Anderson Cooper walks in and says "have a seat" lmao

 

[ovenmath]

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This is what genpop has to say about the issue. Very much a no thank you from meeeeee.
Also a bunch of people are defending this saying you can still technically get out but nobody can get in. I'd like to point out that there are times where fucking emergency services need to get into a burning vehicle to save your unconscious ass. This is horrifying.

On the plus side, if you are trapped inside a vehicle with a burning lithium battery, you are probably dead by the time emergency services even knows there is an issue, so it’s really not that big a deal. Elon is a visionary.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Lmao I can't tell if he's serious or

Anderson Cooper walks in and says "have a seat" lmao

Look at his profile picture. He's definitely serious

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

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On the plus side, if you are trapped inside a vehicle with a burning lithium battery, you are probably dead by the time emergency services even knows there is an issue, so it’s really not that big a deal. Elon is a visionary.

I do like that so far it only kills jeets and redditors because nobody else buys electric cars. Perhaps this is how Elon is planning to address the H1B fiasco. Free Teslas for all Indians!

Or they can be more humane, have the doors automatically unlock if they hear "SAAR HELP ME I AM INDIAN"

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Look at his profile picture. He's definitely serious

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LMAO wait. ian the MALAYSIAN???

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

LMAO wait. ian the MALAYSIAN???

If someone's profile pic is a selfie where they're wearing sunglasses, especially if they're in a car, the odds of them being a degenerate retard go way up

 

[Drip Torch]

So you admit you're just here to a-log Elon and not contribute to the thread? Thanks for putting it in writing, retard.

Look at how angry the shitlibs are, bros. Elon made them go back the office and compete with infinity Indians instead of working from home, ordering UberEats, and taking a gooning break every 45 minutes.

As an American I am quite proud to have the ability to a-log high ranking officials and official wannabes. Their status and wealth wont protect them from being made into fools. Plus it gives me something too do while Im on the shitter.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

If someone's profile pic is a selfie where they're wearing sunglasses, especially if they're in a car, the odds of them being a degenerate retard go way up

That's not ian in that pfp


Imagine catfish in as a fat white male idiot because that's somehow cooler than who you really are.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

As an American I am quite proud to have the ability to a-log high ranking officials and official wannabes. Their status and wealth wont protect them from being made into fools. Plus it give me something too do while Im on the shitter.

I respect that, but I just don't see the point of a-logging Elon here when one can do it well enough on X where there's a chance he may see it and sperg out over it.

That's not ian in that pfp


Imagine catfish in as a fat white male idiot because that's somehow cooler than who you really are.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ian-miles-cheong-stillgray-solinvictus-little-hitler-ian-miles-cheong-wen-xian-chungus.34218/

I dare you all to look at his picture for 30 seconds straight. Ugh. Also lol @ HHH for not knowing who the goblin is.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

This explanation likely works perfectly well for investors too

Not when Adrian is able to summon Laura Loomer to a struggle session full of twitter employees who keep saying “wow this guy totally isn’t Elon Musk, ha ha.”

Even in the best case scenario, the one in which Elon is not Adrian, investors will wonder why this retarded situation is being allowed to continue. As Elon is currently embroiled in a political controversy over H1Bs, it does not makes sense for his own employees to be involved in the 5 hour long low-quality drug-fueled sperg sprees of an Elon Musk impersonator who hates American workers.

I will repeat myself: a tranny did better research on this topic than every user in this thread combined.

Feel free to dock everyone's pay then, nigger.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

That's not ian in that pfp


Imagine catfish in as a fat white male idiot because that's somehow cooler than who you really are.

brian peppers lookin ass

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

As an American I am quite proud to have the ability to a-log high ranking officials and official wannabes. Their status and wealth wont protect them from being made into fools. Plus it gives me something too do while Im on the shitter.

That makes him seethe with rage. He thinks poor people should pay more in taxes so that rich folks don't have to.

That's not ian in that pfp


Imagine catfish in as a fat white male idiot because that's somehow cooler than who you really are.

No shit. The MAGA profile pic being a retard wearing sunglasses is a meme though

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

brian peppers lookin ass

Omg I was thinking the SAME couldn't remember that guys name

 

[Sprate Header]

Not when Adrian is able to summon Laura Loomer to a struggle session full of twitter employees who keep saying “wow this guy totally isn’t Elon Musk, ha ha.”

I don't understand what about this scenario would concern investors. A person who isn't named Elon talks to a political pundit while Twitter employees say the person who isn't named Elon is in fact not named Elon?

Feel free to dock everyone's pay then, nigger.

No amount of pay-docking could match the humiliation of getting mogged this hard by a tranny.