African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

[74164978231]

Got two car chases for you - one fatality - both out of Milwaukee

Nothing like taking a joy ride in a stolen car as police chase you while pregnant. Truly mother of the year. Baby didn't make it.

Well that was pretty dumb of the cops.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Speaking of people accidentally shooting themselves. This video is so old it's almost new again. ATF agent tries to lecture kids about gun safety and puts a .40S&W slug into his thigh IIRC. Hubris level 100.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfONckOPyaI

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

Speaking of people accidentally shooting themselves.

"People"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Glowies vs darkies, eh? Let them fight.

On the one hand, the guy was shot in front of his family.

On the other hand, he interrupted a chimpout. Never interrupt a nigger when they're chimping out.

 

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[High-Fructose Corn Syrup]

Our favorite cruise blogger has some thoughts. He's been posted in this thread before.

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

I'm currently forced to room with a Jamaican who won't stop sucking his own and his countries proverbial dick. Anyone know any "facts" about Jamaica? Only one I know is that they inbreed a lot to the point that picking someone up in a bar in Jamaica is a 50/50 chance of fucking your cousin for Jamaicans.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I'm currently forced to room with a Jamaican who won't stop sucking his own and his countries proverbial dick. Anyone know any "facts" about Jamaica? Only one I know is that they inbreed a lot to the point that picking someone up in a bar in Jamaica is a 50/50 chance of fucking your cousin for Jamaicans.

please, next time phrase a sentence in such a way where i don't momentarily visualize a man actually casually sucking his own cock in the living room in the presence of his roommates

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

Anyone know any "facts" about Jamaica?

Jamaica is full of niggers.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

Anyone know any "facts" about Jamaica?

They produced the world's worst bobsled team

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

They produced the world's worst bobsled team

and that's saying a lot, considering the one that lost a teammate and had to replace him with a little monkey fella

 

[Scritti Politti]

I'm currently forced to room with a Jamaican who won't stop sucking his own and his countries proverbial dick. Anyone know any "facts" about Jamaica? Only one I know is that they inbreed a lot to the point that picking someone up in a bar in Jamaica is a 50/50 chance of fucking your cousin for Jamaicans.

Book recommendation:

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

Jamaica is full of niggers.

Source?

 

[The Last Stand]

Interesting, because the second point rings true today: brand recognition and vanity. Nobody wants to be sold shoddy products if they have a choice and buying power to get something better. I would think that would apply to anybody. The content of the AA being "sold" cheaper products was educational and insightful.

Instead of clothes or jewelry, I think PlayStation 5s. Sony is a well known brand, the PS5 is an expensive, vanity product, whoever buys a PS5 will tell their friends about it and THEY'LL want one.

For a sales pitch video from the 1950s, it was tastefully well made.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I'm currently forced to room with a Jamaican who won't stop sucking his own and his countries proverbial dick. Anyone know any "facts" about Jamaica? Only one I know is that they inbreed a lot to the point that picking someone up in a bar in Jamaica is a 50/50 chance of fucking your cousin for Jamaicans.

I'll reference the fact as much shit as I talk, as Chris Rock said there are niggers and brothers. Every single Jamaican I have ever had conversation with in my entire life maybe 5 or 6, was solid 9/10 nigger. Dumb, quick to anger, violent, threatening when they didn't get their way, well beyond reasoning approachable to reason with, etc. Just a general waste of time even talking too.

Here's a fun obvious fact for all us reading this in any western nation: If you are annoyed by anyone who emigrated from a country they are unjustifiably proud of; do annoying things like fly the flag of their country they abandoned in the country they now reside in obnoxiously, just won't shut the fuck up about how much better is "back home". Just simply ask them: if it's so great there, why are you not there right now? Hardly the first man ever to say this but, one of my hero/mentors growing up was/is Adam Corolla, who quite a long time ago had a rant about illegal immigrants coming up from Mexico mostly to the United states. He started off with something like "You should probably STFU about the whole Mexican pride thing, as you or your family found it so bad you broke into another country to leave it behind"

Applicable to everywhere: It's either so bad you left or if you are just in the new place to earn better income send it back to wherever, you're not exactly committing armed robbery but, you are fucking the economy and people over in a foreign nation for personal benefit by sending the earnings out of the country and in mostly cases never bothering with taxes or personal responsibilities social and economical the people there abide by. This once again applies to practically to every asshole who tells you how great it was back in some shit hole all while enjoying the benefits and lifestyle of Western Europe/ (NORTHERN) North America.

Anecdotal story that makes me laugh to this day:

Spoiler: "Well, we're Mexican, so it's like an excuse to be fuckups"

get a call to drive to do a job, contact some guy in his 30's verify address/time and then negotiated price for maybe 5 mins strait. Shitty profit margin, it was a slow day. I'm walking out the door, calls back
"hey I know we agreed for X dollars and 3pm but, some guy just told me far less, can you beat it"?
"how much less? 10 mins ago you and I made a oral contract for a time/price you're reneging on me as I'm heading to you"
"Yeah I know but can you do X dollars instead"?
"No."
"well can you match the price? He said cheaper but he's not gonna be available till tomorrow"
"This sounds like whoever you talked to, is giving you BS and planning to charge you double on site, 2 hours before you need to get to work, not too different of what you are doing to me here"
"naw man, he's legit, so can you match it?"
"ugh.... This is cash? You going to play games with me when I get there? reneg again? This is the last phone call I'm taking from you if this is how things are going"
"yeah man, cash I promise you match it, I'll pay you cash"
" 3PM sharp, leave the cell on nice and loud so I don't have to call you 4 times to find you when I get there, X dollars no further negotiations. Got it?
"yeah man, cool thank you"

Cut too 3pm, shitty apartment complex maybe 20 units 2 floors and a rolling electric gate blocking the driveway rear of the building, I call for him to let him know I'm there and open the gate. rings, no answer, call again rings 3 times sent to Vmail, call again Vmail again. I'm annoyed. Eventually someone drives to the gate and I just follow them in find the car and park behind it call maybe 10 more times more to annoy him than anything. I start randomly hitting the horn on my truck, then I just start laying on the horn for maybe 30-60 seconds. Few neighbors start look out window staring at me laying on the horn just parked there. This goes on for 5 minutes, some kid maybe 19 comes out walking towards me parked behind the car, not the guy I talked too. I put on a fake smile pretend his cell broke or he fell asleep or some bullshit. I point at him and speak in a loud but friendly tone which I've always found tone, seems to establish authority.

"Hey, You called for the service? Fuck, I've been trying to reach you for 20 mins, cell phone broke?"
"well um, yeah but um he said he don't want it"
"Er wut?"
"yeah he said he got a better price or something"

at this point I'm laughing.

"well fuck, he had 30 mins to call me tell me that himself and another 20 since I've been here, how'd that happen?"
"IDK he said he something about a better price"
"well how about he comes out and I talk with him about that"?
"yeah he said he don't want it anymore"
"so he sent you outside, instead'?

more laughing

"uhh yeah"
"what happened to him telling me he wanted the service 100% for certain, 3PM, X dollars cash"?
"IDK, he don't want it"

"Well shit, he doesn't like me or you, does he"?
"huh?"
"He didn't tell you about the 3 phone calls and the back and forth and rengging and all that did he?"
"uh um , what?"

laughing again

"Jesus Christ, he didn't even have the nuts to tell me this over the phone? sent you out here when I got into the parking lot started laying on the horn pissing off all the neighbors? Why would he do that after swearing he was surely not wasting my time, his word isn't worth dog shit?"
"Well were like Mexican so um-"

Now I'm really laughing.

"wait-wait, say that last part again"

I'm making eye contact while getting the cell ready to video record.

"Man, you should just go he don't want it"
"Fuck that. You just said the funniest thing I've heard all week. Say it again"

He turns to walk away. I hit the horn he turns looks back.

"Hey, where you going? Say it again."
"Man, he don't want it you should go"
"Well I'll give you three options, you can either say that last part again, why it absolves you or him or responsibility and I'll leave right now. Option 2, he can come down and tell me himself. Option 3 call the PD have them come out here tell me to leave. Other than that I'll be here cleaning/sorting my truck till I find something else to do, also you might hear the horn go off a few more times"

To my dismay he just turns walks back into the apt complex, no reply.

 

[The Last Stand]

I think they call houses like that "trap houses."

First guy comes out the house, says there's noone else there. Another person comes out the house, says the same thing. Cops enter the house, sees several other squatters AND the guy they're looking for in there.

Bonus points for a White guy coming out and the cop's response. "What in the HELL?"

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Has anyone ever watched bait car videos? It's amazing how niggers will literally run into an obvious trap because they just cannot fight their urge to take things from other people. Here's one where the niggers don't even know how to drive but they steal the car anyway, because why not?

The adult niggers are all amused at seeing one of their kin being arrested for a felony and don't seem too surprised or bothered by the notion of him driving home with a stolen car. No concern for his welfare, the fate that awaits him, since, as his father wryly notes, it's Friday, and their niglet is going to suffer in jail all weekend. They don't even show any sociopathic concern for how this might make them look to the other people in the neighborhood, possibly because they're also ghetto niggers who routinely commit crimes and get arrested in public. They're just living in the moment, looking at the motion and flashing lights for a while. Soon they will go back inside to eat, drink, smoke crack, and be merry.

 

[barrow greeter]

niggers stink AND they smell

and i don't like em

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Anyone know any "facts" about Jamaica?

The very best coffee in the world comes from there. It's called "Blue Mountain" and it's almost certain your roommate has never tasted it.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

The very best coffee in the world comes from there. It's called "Blue Mountain" and it's almost certain your roommate has never tasted it.

i hear a lot of very good coffee comes from brazil and ethiopia, too
it's incredible, really, how many amazing natural resources exist in beautiful, ancient lands, the inhabitants of which are usually completely incapable of appreciating them to their fullest