"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Necrosan said:
It doesn't work if you don't explain the joke beforehand.
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ChatGPT got there in 2 steps:

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Farmer Fletcher said:
Hey retard, did you convert the link to M3U8? You need to do that to download a Kick VOD using yt-dlp
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No, you don't, as I've already demonstrated. He's getting an error unrelated to yt-dlp, most likely misconfigured network settings, extremely likely since he is on Linux.
Jotch said:
Kick sucks real bad, no one else puts so much effort into blocking downloads.
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Kick is not blocking downloads from yt-dlp, you just suck.
 
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JustSomeDong said:
I wonder how the "milhouse IS a meme" crowd feels about it? I'm guessing bitter.
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It's the exact same energy, and I was just thinking about it. It's funny because it's not funny, it's funny because almost everyone asks "wtf is sneed", it's funny because Chuck ran a very easy business into the ground so badly that Sneed had to totally restructure it

It's subjectively funny, just gotta find which subjective angle you like best.
 
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prollyanotherlurker said:

Someone who is a bit more motivated than me should definitely make a proper post on this, and I definitely think it's worth a feature. If so. Obviously on the actual jf stream not the casino covering it.
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There isn't actually a lot to say. Reading between the lines it seems that everyone knows JF mashed the potato, but there is insufficient evidence to prove it so the local cops were attempting to abuse a psychiatric hold to gather evidence and stop him from cleaning the crime scene. He moved to a different part of Canada and they are either uninterested in going after him if he keeps his head down in their provence and doesn't mash any more potatoes, or are playing the "oh sure thing, we believe you, buddy" game with him to get him to talk. Since she is presumed alive and they don't have any papers that would cancel it he appears to be doing business in her name with a power of attorney.
 
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waffle said:
There isn't actually a lot to say. Reading between the lines it seems that everyone knows JF mashed the potato, but there is insufficient evidence to prove it so the local cops were attempting to abuse a psychiatric hold to gather evidence and stop him from cleaning the crime scene. He moved to a different part of Canada and they are either uninterested in going after him if he keeps his head down in their provence and doesn't mash any more potatoes, or are playing the "oh sure thing, we believe you, buddy" game with him to get him to talk. Since she is presumed alive and they don't have any papers that would cancel it he appears to be doing business in her name with a power of attorney.
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I mean, from his own words in these. He is admitting she is dead.
 
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prollyanotherlurker said:
I mean, from his own words in these. He is admitting she is dead.
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I think they were gilding the lily on that and it's him being French, it is at least ambiguous enough that he could argue that in court pretty decently, IMO. On one of them you can kind of tell they clip-chiped him and he was talking about (if she is dead) then they need to find the body, and they just took the part where he's like "wheres the body, wheres the body". Even if he admits that it seems like she's dead now, all he'd have to say is. "look, I've never said different than she was alive last time I saw her. It just seems like she's dead now because the cops have found no trace of her and Canida is a totalatarian hell hole and they'd have found a trace of her by now'. It's bad, but it's not an admission he killed her.

He needs to stop fucking making public statements, if he wants to keep getting away with it. The cops will try and trump up some lying to the police charge, if nothing else, when he says something online that's inconsistent with what he's told them. It seems like he did an excellent job of getting rid of the physical evidence, but he's going to talk him self into a circumstantial case.
 
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Fields Of Rye said:
Especially because 90% of the people doing this are genuine chin flapping fat motherfuckers who just lost 100 pounds by realizing soda has calories in it.
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You say that right after he figured out that drinking a gallon of milk a day might not be the most dietary efficient way of losing weight lmao.

And in regards to stress eating, he should just stop feeling stressed. Easy
 
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waffle said:
I think they were gilding the lily on that and it's him being French, it is at least ambiguous enough that he could argue that in court pretty decently, IMO. On one of them you can kind of tell they clip-chiped him and he was talking about (if she is dead) then they need to find the body, and they just took the part where he's like "wheres the body, wheres the body". Even if he admits that it seems like she's dead now, all he'd have to say is. "look, I've never said different than she was alive last time I saw her. It just seems like she's dead now because the cops have found no trace of her and Canida is a totalatarian hell hole and they'd have found a trace of her by now'. It's bad, but it's not an admission he killed her.

He needs to stop fucking making public statements, if he wants to keep getting away with it. The cops will try and trump up some lying to the police charge, if nothing else, when he says something online that's inconsistent with what he's told them. It seems like he did an excellent job of getting rid of the physical evidence, but he's going to talk him self into a circumstantial case.
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I never said he admitted to killing her in it. I'm saying he finally seems to have acknowledged she is dead. There are obviously parts where they are cutting it for entertainment. Which is why I mentioned someone that actually makes higher effort posts should make a proper one.

From this. The things that I think are actually worth talking about. Is 1 him seeming to admit she is dead (or likely dead). 2 the entire story about the swat team, and him saying they wanted to "abduct him". I mean . The whole thing without them clipping it. Is still pretty interesting/insane to me.
 
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I-like-cars said:
You say that right after he figured out that drinking a gallon of milk a day might not be the most dietary efficient way of losing weight lmao.

And in regards to stress eating, he should just stop feeling stressed. Easy
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Pretty sure he figured that out a year ago, when he also cut out all soda. You can't stop him, bro
 
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I-like-cars said:
You say that right after he figured out that drinking a gallon of milk a day might not be the most dietary efficient way of losing weight lmao.

And in regards to stress eating, he should just stop feeling stressed. Easy
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Like of all the depression hills to suicide on, seething over a dude tallying his calories and choosing to drink less coffee has got to be the most indicative of how fucking ass blasted and crab bucketed you gotta be.

No wonder he hates depressed people the simple concept of “see problem find solution” is diametrically opposed to whatever this terrible fucking mindset is.

Like I don’t know how to explain this to you, because if I woke up one day and felt insecure about Joshua Moon losing weight I would literally kill myself on the spot.
 
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