Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Drip Torch]

If he already has jeets, it's easy to convert them into pakis. Just add Islam and stir.

Good thing jeets and pakis hate each other. Mix them in a small cubicle for best results.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Good thing jeets and pakis hate each other. Mix them in a small cubicle for best results.

Garnish lightly with some nuclear fallout.

P.S. Trombonista is fat and even Elon wouldn't have sex with her.

 

[Trout and Tears]

Gotchu, famalama-ding-dong. Just simply asking the duck about the picture's title was enough.
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In seriousness, what's the estimated time before criticism of furries earns a ban on Twitter?

Let's find out fam

>in South Africa
Maybe South Africans exiling their white people was a good thing, if this is how they regularly act. Of course, the good ones turn out to be like Shaun Morgan.

There are no good south African whites their either dead of old age or killed by rape gangs

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Gotchu, famalama-ding-dong. Just simply asking the duck about the picture's title was enough.
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In seriousness, what's the estimated time before criticism of furries earns a ban on Twitter?

I suppose that's one way to get Bluesky users to return.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Starting to believe the libtard "Shadow President Musk" bit, all it took was one sperg meltdown and now "we need to import infinity Indians because the lazy whites don't want to work" is the official far-right MAGA stance on immigration

 

[Trout and Tears]

Let's see we have Steve Jobs when he was still alive blackmailing a woman pretending to not be someone's father.

We have Mike Zuckerberg acting like a robotic person and it's basically a robot and understand how to act human.


We have Elon Musk skin walking a bunch of random people and having an account pretending to be a child while surrounding another account pretending to be a 20 year old guy from Fiji.

Then we have Bill Gates who loves to eat his own feces as a child molester and likes to run unethical experiments on black people in Africa with his vaccines.


Then we have Jeff Bezos the worst thing I think he's ever done is cheat on his wife repeatedly and his wife became a crazy psychotic liberal.


Is there any one of these tech moguls that isn't completely off the wall insane I mean I guess there's Larry Ellison


oh don't forget uh Elon musk's buddy Peter Thiel who is funding a bunch of crazed far right homosexuals like Bronze Age pervert Scott gleer counter currents and groomer Greg Johnson

they're not even the fun type of crazy like John McAfee who killed like four people and then lived out the rest of his life on his private yacht doing a bunch of cocaine with his prostitute wife who tried to rob him

Can we go.back to the times of JP Morgan, Rockefeller, and Vanderbilt?

 

[Queesechake]

Elon is definitely an autistic retarded streetshitter fellating faggot but I'm not confident that I can call people gay retards on his platform. Even now, you take your [account's] life in your hands by posting the word "troon".

He hasn't laid out blanket ok/not ok rules for twitter.

I've had hundreds of posts get limited visibility tags, but I posted "Elon is a gay retard." earlier and it hasn't been hit yet. A few months ago you absolutely couldn't say that on X unless you had a verified account but maybe they've changed it since. Still can't say tranny, faggot, kike, or nigger unless your account is verified.

I did get limited visibility on a post a few days ago that wasn't even close to crossing any line though.

Also this one:

 

[Northern Blockhead]

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Countdown to Michael Tracey losing his verified badge...

I think Sweet (the journalist who wrote the Spectator piece) put it best on her bsky: Musk was playing into the alt-account theory because he wanted to fuck around with his critics before revealing that there is an actual Adrian Dittman, leaving the critics with shit on their faces.

But then Sweet broke the rules by revealing that there is an actual Dittman before Musk did it himself. Now he's throwing a fucking tantrum by suspending the journalist and blocking the article from being posted.

 

[Soyjack Pinhead]

Imagine Nigel Farage. You've loyally served the MAGA cause for at long as it's existed. You've orchestrated Brexit, you've carefully positioned your political party to capitalize on the collapse of the British two-party system. You are on the verge of getting everything you've ever wanted...
Then Elon Musk KEKIUS MAXIMUS, THE LORD OF KETAMINE misjudges his dose, and suddenly the entire global movement you've given your life to denounces you as a joke.

 

[Drip Torch]

Starting to believe the libtard "Shadow President Musk" bit, all it took was one sperg meltdown and now "we need to import infinity Indians because the lazy whites don't want to work" is the official far-right MAGA stance on immigration

Since shadow president is now a thing, Im going full retard and settling with Elon being one of the lizard people. Because why not. Makes more sense than reality, what ever that might be.

I hate the antichrist.

 

[GlupShitto]

Starting to believe the libtard "Shadow President Musk" bit, all it took was one sperg meltdown and now "we need to import infinity Indians because the lazy whites don't want to work" is the official far-right MAGA stance on immigration

I'm pretty sure it's unfortunately the case. Elon's pretty clearly positioning himself to be the defacto head of the global conservative movement and he's trying to hijack it so he can push policies that personally benefit him and the rest of his Silicon Valley accelerationist buddies. Truthfully, this all has me feeling a little politically homeless. Republicans will still be better than Democrats even with infinite jeets as long as they don't bend the knee on troons like they did with abortion and gay marriage, but it's definitely disheartening. America needs a Nazi party, but the Jews would never allow it.

 

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I think Sweet (the journalist who wrote the Spectator piece) put it best on her bsky: Musk was playing into the alt-account theory because he wanted to fuck around with his critics before revealing that there is an actual Adrian Dittman, leaving the critics with shit on their faces.

But then Sweet broke the rules by revealing that there is an actual Dittman before Musk did it himself. Now he's throwing a fucking tantrum by suspending the journalist and blocking the article from being posted.

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Actually, Elon Musk ALREADY ADMITTED to being Adrian Dittmann!!!!


Heheheh....... bet you feel reeeeeally stupid now, don't you? Adrian Dittmann being Adrian Dittmann? What are you, an Elon Musk fanboy?

 

[Trombonista]

@Badungus Kabungus has been threadbanned for a month. If he starts shit again in February, he will be permanently threadbanned.

 

[Northern Blockhead]

Imagine Nigel Farage. You've loyally served the MAGA cause for at long as it's existed. You've orchestrated Brexit, you've carefully positioned your political party to capitalize on the collapse of the British two-party system. You are on the verge of getting everything you've ever wanted...
Then Elon Musk KEKIUS MAXIMUS, THE LORD OF KETAMINE misjudges his dose, and suddenly the entire global movement you've given your life to denounces you as a joke.

The next four years are going to be fucking miserable for everyone.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm pretty sure it's unfortunately the case. Elon's pretty clearly positioning himself to be the defacto head of the global conservative movement and he's trying to hijack it so he can push policies that personally benefit him and the rest of his Silicon Valley accelerationist buddies. Truthfully, this all has me feeling a little politically homeless. Republicans will still be better than Democrats even with infinite jeets as long as they don't bend the knee on troons like they did with abortion and gay marriage, but it's definitely disheartening. America needs a Nazi party, but the Jews would never allow it.

You coulda had Bernie.

 

[Concentrate Juice]

Elon Reeve Musk may, or may not be behind the Adrian Dittmann account on X (formerly Twitter), but he is definetly fat, and I would not have sex with him.

I specifically recall listening to a twitter space that both Dittman and Musk were in (I think it was in 2023?) and when Dittman was allowed to speak, Musk was laughing his ass off at how uncannily similar this guy's voice was to his own. They aren't the same guy or that was staged. At the time I thought it was amusing and thought nothing more about it until I found that Dittman fellow again hosting a twitter space where he was sperging out about how the website is called X and not twitter and people who still call it twitter are stupid.

 

[Trout and Tears]

Maybe the real Adrian dittman was the jeets that shat along the way

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Actually, Elon Musk ALREADY ADMITTED to being Adrian Dittmann!!!!
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Heheheh....... bet you feel reeeeeally stupid now, don't you? Adrian Dittmann being Adrian Dittmann? What are you, an Elon Musk fanboy?

Hey buddy I'm pretty sure everyone gets the point, no need to have your vagina twisted to be a smug retard about it.

And if you're still malding that people aren't listening to you, then maybe don't act like such a holier-than-thou prick, just a simple thought.

 

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Hey buddy I'm pretty sure everyone gets the point

That anyone who still believes Elon Musk is Adrian Dittmann has down syndrome? I would certainly hope everyone knows that now, I have been trying to get that point across.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5070485-musk-asks-his-followers-if-the-us-should-liberate-the-people-of-britain-from-their-tyrannical-government/

The Grand Diplomat lol