Jackie's Abortion
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Here's a brief overview. I'm shocked he doesn't have his own thread yet tbh.
Edit - To clarify, I meant to say that Jarvis (not Doug) should have his own thread lol
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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Edit - To clarify, I meant to say that Jarvis (not Doug) should have his own thread lol
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He seems more off the rails than HiFi, man who drank his own piss on a Livestream and who's wife left him and took the kids because he said "id rather my kids be dead than see a Trump president" or something unhinged.
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The man who implied someone had hacked his daughter’s home security camera in her bathroom. Every time someone in pats orbit pops up they’re fucking weird with their own kids or someone else’s. Every single time.
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He's fat and a packers fan and I don't like him very much. Also he's fat and from Wisconsin. I dislike him.
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So what's the Technicality Tomlinson here? He's flat out claiming he never ate at Chubby's Cheesesteaks. Is it that he ordered to go and this ate it at home? How is he lying about the simple details in the police report?
He went to a place called Chubby's Cheesesteaks and didn't have a cheesesteak?
He went to a place called Chubby's Cheesesteaks and didn't have a cheesesteak?
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If he wasn't eating, the only reasonable explanation for him being there is that he was scoping out some prime cuts for his pepperoni grinder.
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If you have to announce to the world that you did a good deed then you didn't do it for selfless reasons. You did it as a performative act. Good people don't have to try and do good deeds, they just do. If you had any good mentors in your life they would have steered you from wrong doing and guided you to only do good deeds in the first place.
Can't you get in trouble for giving a false police report? Because that's what he's doing.
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The only thing I can think is he's doing Doordash lol. Airbnb toilet scrubber, slop delivery driver. Nice life, stupid
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Null will enjoy making toilet cheese in prison.
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Well, it says in the police report that he was robbed while he was waiting for his order. We all know Rick never lies, so if he was waiting for his order, he must have ordered something. But he never ate at Chubby's Cheeseteaks. So the only way both of those statements could be true is if he ordered a drink. It's not worth archiving, but I checked the Chubby's Cheesesteaks menu, and they sell juice boxes. So I'm imagining that the three fine urban youth approached what they assumed to be a morbidly obese toddler with gigantism, drinking a Capri Sun while wearing a propeller beanie and judged him to be an easy mark, taking his phone. Maybe if he fixes enough fences over summer break he can afford to buy a new one.
Tiny Chinaman
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Im phoning MPD and tattling. We cant let niggers tell fat little lies about goy slop consumption related robberies
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Real patriotism is when you abandon your daughter to make smug, passive aggressive tweets about Donald Trump and childing people for calling you fat.
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Starship Repo by Will Tate is a pretty good story. It’s far better written than Patrick’s effort.
The full title is: Just Desserts (Starship Repo book one).
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According to Rick, 2000+ people dying is nothing compared to a couple of politicians shitting themselves.
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Which to you seems more like "the most serious attack on the very soul of our nation"?
( Archive )Which to you seems more like "the most serious attack on the very soul of our nation"?
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Every time I see shit libs like pat whinging about poor congress critters all I can think about is that stupid steinbeck quote about "temporarily embarrassed millionaires", Pat and so many of his fellow travelers act like these temporarily embarrassed elites.
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Technicality Tomlinson: He didn't eat there, he was waiting to pick it up and bring home. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.
1. He thinks he's not that old.
2. He wasn't beaten, just robbed and punched in the face. He still totally ran after them.
3. It was 10:30pm, not 10pm. Checkmate, enjoy prison.
He wanted to try it that night, but after being mugged he never got it or something.
Tbh I think at this point it's just reflexively denying literally anything a stalkerchild says to him.
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I think the Three Black Childs slapped down his cheesestake onto the floor by means of distraction.
Hence, he never ate it.
Double bummer.
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Never fixed a fence in my life, stalker, these are your delusions again. That's why your life is already over.
It's not fixed if it's the wrong way around.
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it's schrödinger's (chubby) cheesesteak, child. fatrick both consumed it and did not, i'm sorry you're so stupid.