Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Yeah, there's been speculation here for years that she has been subsidized by a fetishist sugardaddy ("cakejohn") or doing "escorting" on the DL (which is not uncommon among washed-up female minor celebs), because the ever-declining amount of work she's been getting hasn't matched up with her lifestyle.

It's been absolutely obvious she's been "escorting" since she broke up with Nick. I'm surprised how many seemed in denial about it until she finally got that place that she's now been kicked out of. It makes me wonder if she had a major disagreement down the road with whoever set her up with cakejohns.

It'll be interesting to see how far she'll go with her OnlyHams. Will we get to see her yeasty vagina? Will she do dildo play? Will she get fucked on camera? Having a bit of lesbian roundez-vous with other hamplanets? Oh, 2025 is truly the year of the cow.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I almost vomited up dinner just now. This woman is insane. This is porn for feeders and fat diabetics.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

I just love how the end result of female empowerment has just resulted in OF.
You sure showed the world, ladies! By becoming... prostitutes?

It's the obvious career choice for slactivists like Holiday because it requires minimal personal effort, yet will still (depressingly) result in affirmation from (very sad and lonely) men. She'll get exactly what she wants from this, and the cognitive dissonance will go unnoticed.

 

[Kane lives in death]

I still cant wrap my head around the TED arc, is it really going to get memoryholed by Tess that the talk was never posted online?

She clearly is in dire financial straits , but she wastes a fuck ton of money and time to travel to the fat genocidal country of switzerland to give a fattie talk, someone posts a picture of her doing the talk, but then nothing, the recording of her talking dissapears?
Something very bad must have happened and i really hate that be may never know, did some swiss chud laugh at her fat face live? did she get a heart attack while giving her talk?, did she have a mid life crisis on stage?.
It must have been Tess herself the one that asked the talk not be released, because she would be shitting on TED if they were the ones withholding the talk.Also she was advertising it proudly everywhere before the fact.

Was the failed ted talk so bad that she decided to go into the onlyfans whore hailmary? that just makes me want to know what happened even more.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

I just love how the end result of female empowerment has just resulted in OF.
You sure showed the world, ladies! By becoming... prostitutes?

Over 100 years of feminist activism only for women to put themselves right back in the brothels.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I could see her doing okay off OF at first, if only out of morbid curiosity. She was kind of famous for a bit. But she’s z-list and she’s typically incredibly lazy, so it’s not going to make much in the long run.

 

[Nigger_Faggot]

Natasha Crown is hotter.

 

[lurkin]

I could see her doing okay off OF at first, if only out of morbid curiosity.

Emphasis on the morbid part of that statement.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I'm so excited for this new phase in Tess' life. Like many thots before her, she's going to learn that being a successful online ho is NOT about doing sex shit online-- people can get that porn for free in pretty much any sexual niche you can think of. Her job will be to cater to the kind of weirdos and perverts she wouldn't have given the time of day to when she had an actual career.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I could see her doing okay off OF at first, if only out of morbid curiosity. She was kind of famous for a bit. But she’s z-list and she’s typically incredibly lazy, so it’s not going to make much in the long run.

The best scenario for us is that she does initially well so she gets settled into a lifestyle and then eventually it starts dropping off so she has to do more and more horrifying shit to keep her paypigs.

 

[Flaggy but One]

I just love how the end result of female empowerment has just resulted in OF.
You sure showed the world, ladies! By becoming... prostitutes?

Women that do OF are essentially very, very dumb marks falling for a ponzi scheme. The number of times you see one talk about how empowering it is, but then surprise pikachu when their nudes are leaked and everyone they know irl finds out. Just really fucking dumb.

 

[messiah complex]

This makes me genuinely suicidal ....

How much is a membership again?

 

[Chapalapachapa]

FAT!

 

[Programmer Socks]

This terrible cunt is preparing to release a motivational book aimed at children/young teens, and this is how she chooses to present herself to the world. A washed-up old has-been, reduced to sticking her iPhone between her unwashed ass cheeks to pay the rent.

Tess, your own children would be better off without you, what advice could you possibly have for other people's offspring?

You're an absolute fucking disgrace.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Women that do OF are essentially very, very dumb marks falling for a ponzi scheme. The number of times you see one talk about how empowering it is, but then surprise pikachu when their nudes are leaked and everyone they know irl finds out. Just really fucking dumb.

only a rare few women actually get any amount of money from that, too, and it's pretty much always people of interest like celebrities who are already big
nobody, and i mean nobody, has ever gotten famous or rich off of onlyfans, being a complete and utter rando beforehand- they were always known for something else first

 

[SBG]

Seems since the dawn of weight loss drugs in the past few years that the fat acceptance movement has finally started to lose steam. My guess her modeling gigs dried up and she has no skills to support her self in paid employment, thus desperately going to onlyfans to make what she can.

Ozempic has been one of the greatest modern inventions for mankind. No longer does anyone have to stress about whether they can lose weight with a particular diet, they can instead shoot up to get their weight to shoot down.

 

[Balr0g]

I just love how the end result of female empowerment has just resulted in OF.
You sure showed the world, ladies! By becoming... prostitutes?

You do know that Social Media these days is run by the motto "Prositute yourself" right? Women seem to be doing that more readily then men. Or perhaps have the easier route to do it. Just show of some..cake and you're golden (if said cake is good and in demand)

 

[Pargon]

Proposing this be added to her thread title. Our OnlyFans whores kweens should be duly recognized.

Nay, immortalized.

ETA:

People who post things like this after announcing a life choice are definitely not harboring any deep seated self-resentment or shame. “I’m sleeping good tonight!” posts woman, still in stirrups after her eighth abortion.

 

[BradeRunna]

She is too big for me, and I usually don't have an issue with big girls that much. But I do have limits.

 

[The Hardest R]

Holy shit, I didn’t think she’d do it because this would permanently kill off any chance she had at her “comeback” as a “world famous supermodel.” However she’s been out of her apartment for at least a few weeks at a minimum, staying at closely cropped rooms that have a lot of furniture designs you’d only find at hotels. If she is bouncing around various hotels and no modeling gigs in sight, she may have had “no choice” but to be up front with what she has been doing these last 4-5 years.

Might as well. Her TEDx talk still hasn’t been released online yet, which could only mean it was a fucking disaster. She might’ve chased off her cakejohn clientele and this is what she has to do. Besides getting an actual job of course. Looking forward to this next arc and seeing just where this goes.