Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Kyler has provided more details about his claims of warski breaking sobriety.

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My understanding from this image is that Kyler is offering 3 distinct cases of warski breaking sobriety.
1) the vegas party in July 2023
2) andy thinking he is going on Joe Rogan in early 2024 and getting rehab'd
3) Andy saying he is on an edible in VC at some indeterminate point (But more recent than 400 days yet more than 60 days ago)

I would like to hear from Kyler exactly when number 3 was, he just says it was after his 2 year break, but are we talking about around the joe rogan appearance or as recent as this fall?

Here are some reasons I find this account more reliable than I otherwise might from someone like Cryler. Firstly he was right about the vegas trip, full stop. Even if some of the simps here are still on the Felt Express to Copesville let us recall that most of the craziest claims about vegas did not come from Cryler, who only said they went, they partied and it was with paypigs. These basic claims were CONFIRMED by ppp himself in his kino cathedral video, the only thing he denied was black hookers and orgies, a claim Cryler didn't make.

Secondly, there is proof Cryler's claim that warski does not view weed as breaking his sobriety from the show itself. I distinctly remember him saying as much when he first started beating the sobriety drum over a year ago. He would talk about how he wasn't drinking but still had weed. It may be difficult to dig these clips up as they are over a year old and kick doesn't save every stream. I suspect warski's whole sobriety thing is just another element of the parasocial weirdness he has going on with the paypigs. It is possible one of them who also considers themselves "in recovery" (whom you can often find in his comments) called him out for this fake "weed exception" sobriety, which led to him changing the narrative to fully sober. I would likewise not be surprised if warski internally still believes in the weed exception. Assuming you believe my memory, Cryler did not invent this exception from whole cloth, it has precedent.

Ultimately it comes down to whether you really believe the word of someone who LIVESTREAMED CP
 
Here are some reasons I find this account more reliable than I otherwise might from someone like Cryler. Firstly he was right about the vegas trip, full stop. Even if some of the simps here are stil on the Felt Express to Copesville let us recall that most of the craziest claims about vegas did not come from Cryler, who only said they went, they partied and it was with paypigs. These basic claims were CONFIRMED by ppp himself in his kino cathedral video, the only thing he denied was black hookers and orgies, a claim Cryler didn't make.
It was also confirmed by Liana.
 
Interesting point of trivia, I pulled up their wiki and it is too autistic for even my tastes. I did notice that they franchise SuperValu, which was a prominent MN store in the 90s, until it went out of business in 98. I just learned that there is a currently operational Supervalu chain in Canada which is wholly independent of the bankrupted American chain of the same name.

Now, in regards to metric vs. STANDARD, the mathematician in me is tempted to appreciate the streamlined nature of metric in it's base 10 units, but the reason that STANDARD is superior is that it ties into ancestral history because there is a story and an explanation behind the otherwise arbitrary units of measurement, such as how large a given king's foot was in a given century. When I was 14, I was complaining about how America was the only area of the world not to use metric and my friend said something about the value of uniqueness. It would be another decade and a half until I realized how impactful that truly is.

This current Canada segment is hard to alog, because Justo is such a thoroughly unlikable faggot. And they're actually avoiding simultaneously shouting and peaking their respective mics, unlike yesterday. The same could be said about the brief Styx segment. We need @All becomes gunt to force us alogs to raise our game.

Added in edit: I missed the obvious, it is a sub light show thus far. There has been a 25 sub bomb and a handful of humble donos, but it is really quiet on the paypig front. Possibly related to the kinotolerator unmask.
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS IT IS UNWATCHABLE, IT'S SHIT, NOT EVEN THE JANNIES WANT TO SWEEP IT UP ANYMORE CAUSE THEY DON'T WATCH THE SHOW EITHER. IT PROBABLY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT

ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP
 
Tapped out 6 hours ago. Might double speed the remainder, might not. Since I started alogging, the fun has been in pinpointing the aloggable moments and ridiculing them here. I guess it's harder to find things ridiculous, as now it is just my baseline assumption that they're going to engage in high level tardery. In order for any act of tardery stand out, it must be above standard levels, which are already very high. I noticed they didn't do a hyperlong show as they've been doing for the last few months. They used to do a 3-4 hour show that was much more to the point, but I suspect the dragouts had to do with fostering a sense that they were hardworking, an illusion shattered by the September vacation and the incredibly weak Kinomas. They might have expended 3 weeks of paypig steam already. If the paypigs are tiring, the show ain't long for these internets.
 
While I was brewing my coffee, I think I put my finger on exactly when the show became extremely performative. Prior to the attempted Phil snakening, which failed by any metric one might use. Their snakening of Phil was not high impact and didn't lead to any chimpouts on Phil's part. Moreover, it wasn't even impactful enough for Phil to believe it was genuine. Phil reached out to them in July and they tried to burn him in November, as a sacrificial lamb to take the focus off the Vegas scandal (they very literally threw Phil under the bus on the FIRST show after the Vegas trip confirmation). I have mixed thoughts and feelings on Phil and Phil's detractors. I'd have to write a small book to give a long analysis, but really it comes down to the fact that if Phil irritates you, he's easy to avoid. I genuinely enjoyed their Chained Together gameplay with Phil because it was nice to see Phil organically and authentically happy for once. Think what you want about Phil, that was some low shit. I'll admit that I have a little Snortholm Syndrome, alongside a bit of Pigholm Syndrome, but I don't have an ounce of Tardholm syndrome because of 2/28/19.

Anyhow, the Phil antics had mixed feelings in the Casino fanbase. My view of Phil was rosier at that time (his "dropped inputs" tardouts, reticence to do even cursory home maintenance and inability to save a dime without regard to income really their lose charm quickly) but considering that Phil Derangement Syndrome has destroyed about a dozen of his enemies, if not more, sincerely taking on DSP was just a bit more than they could handle, especially for these two clowns. Yes, I get it, Phil refuses to take accountability for any error ever and, as such, is perpetually stuck with the mentality of a pre-teen. At least he didn't LIVESTREAM CP ON 2/28/19.
 
While I was brewing my coffee, I think I put my finger on exactly when the show became extremely performative. Prior to the attempted Phil snakening, which failed by any metric one might use. Their snakening of Phil was not high impact and didn't lead to any chimpouts on Phil's part. Moreover, it wasn't even impactful enough for Phil to believe it was genuine. Phil reached out to them in July and they tried to burn him in November, as a sacrificial lamb to take the focus off the Vegas scandal (they very literally threw Phil under the bus on the FIRST show after the Vegas trip confirmation). I have mixed thoughts and feelings on Phil and Phil's detractors. I'd have to write a small book to give a long analysis, but really it comes down to the fact that if Phil irritates you, he's easy to avoid. I genuinely enjoyed their Chained Together gameplay with Phil because it was nice to see Phil organically and authentically happy for once. Think what you want about Phil, that was some low shit. I'll admit that I have a little Snortholm Syndrome, alongside a bit of Pigholm Syndrome, but I don't have an ounce of Tardholm syndrome because of 2/28/19.

Anyhow, the Phil antics had mixed feelings in the Casino fanbase. My view of Phil was rosier at that time (his "dropped inputs" tardouts, reticence to do even cursory home maintenance and inability to save a dime without regard to income really their lose charm quickly) but considering that Phil Derangement Syndrome has destroyed about a dozen of his enemies, if not more, sincerely taking on DSP was just a bit more than they could handle, especially for these two clowns. Yes, I get it, Phil refuses to take accountability for any error ever and, as such, is perpetually stuck with the mentality of a pre-teen. At least he didn't LIVESTREAM CP ON 2/28/19.
If people that they alog were smart they'd put IN BOLD RED in the middle of their goddamn screen ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP
and that way they are not going to have any content at the casino. Only one that can't do that is Ralph because he was the cohost of that stream and already failed in his attempt to sweep it up. But yeah this is a very effective tactic to starve em out of content.
 
True, they are absolutely allergic to including any clips that mention them. They do not debunk claims made about them or address them at all. I've even heard they clipped out RTU's more direct challenges, correctly banking on the fact that their audience (myself included) would not imbibe the primary source. RTU is unwatchable, so he's a poor example, but you see this across the board. When you imbibe both sides, it becomes apparent how much the Casino omits, mischaracterizes or both. We see this when people would come here 3 weeks into Vegas gate and still think it was about the initial story, not the revelations that were made as a result of that. Invariably and without fail, not a single one would address the more substantive claims directly. They were either too pignotized to imbibe the info or perhaps they were genuinely converted and just withdrew from the playfield (a fully acceptable option).

In my previous post, I failed to wrap up my initial thesis. The show became performative around the time Phil came in the picture because they were pulling a balancing act with the Phil Derangement Syndrom afflicted paypigs and audience members, while trying to seed a long term gayop against Phil. I don't think they came in with an endgame, they just wanted to use him as a "get out of jail free" card when they had an extreme scandal come to light. The show has been performative since taking Phil on because the mental capacity to both do a show and juggle the Phil act necessarily split their attention and focus, so they succumbed to mental/emotional exhaustion and were just phoning it in at a point and since. The fact is, once you step into the Phil spotlight, you bring a LOT of heat and you have to be a genius to navigate that successfully, if it can even be successfully navigated at all. It is better just not to play stupid games and win stupid prizes.

It bears noting that during Ashton's "cold cabin" arc, he was very sincerely jealous of Phil at that time because a clown like him was pulling high 5, low 6 figures and managed to fuck it up. The persip DM leaks show how much tenancy Phil had in Ashton's mind. He was determined to out-Phil the Phil and he was willing to get in bed with Tardski towards this end. He sought to fleece paypigs and whale farm on Phil's level or above. Because Kick came around and Kick was literally designed to appeal to a gambler's mentality, they were able to out-Phil Phil himself. This is quite possibly why Phil broke his internet isolation to reach out to them. Ashton unironically holds the position that "scamming idiots is righteous" but does not realize that this invariably involves playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes. If he was even vaguely sensible, he would have cut his losses when he realized the degree to which paypig farming involved turning a blind eye to perverts. That isn't intuitive from the outset, but once learned, one is at a true moral crossroads. He made his choice and he can sink with the rest of them.

ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/19
 
The thing about "spamming" ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP is that no janitor can say "yeah, we heard you the first 40 times." I like to hammer on Jim's credit card defaults and complete financial failures in the Jim thread, but the Sweepy Squad actually can play the "I heard you the first ten times" card. The caps lock and repetition are justified at any level because the transgression is so total that it is beyond the ability to handwave away by tone policing tricks. This forces either a silent withdrawal or an engagement, the latter of which is the definition of a no win situation.

Added in edit: By simply looking at the still frames along the scroll bar, I can see the show was 4 hours of Justo and 1 hour of WhatAltHist. I will not be reviewing the remainder of the episode because the figures are so unlikable and transparently in the wrong that even Lard and Tard won't fuck up the presentation.
 
While I was brewing my coffee, I think I put my finger on exactly when the show became extremely performative. Prior to the attempted Phil snakening, which failed by any metric one might use. Their snakening of Phil was not high impact and didn't lead to any chimpouts on Phil's part. Moreover, it wasn't even impactful enough for Phil to believe it was genuine. Phil reached out to them in July and they tried to burn him in November, as a sacrificial lamb to take the focus off the Vegas scandal (they very literally threw Phil under the bus on the FIRST show after the Vegas trip confirmation). I have mixed thoughts and feelings on Phil and Phil's detractors. I'd have to write a small book to give a long analysis, but really it comes down to the fact that if Phil irritates you, he's easy to avoid. I genuinely enjoyed their Chained Together gameplay with Phil because it was nice to see Phil organically and authentically happy for once. Think what you want about Phil, that was some low shit. I'll admit that I have a little Snortholm Syndrome, alongside a bit of Pigholm Syndrome, but I don't have an ounce of Tardholm syndrome because of 2/28/19.

Anyhow, the Phil antics had mixed feelings in the Casino fanbase. My view of Phil was rosier at that time (his "dropped inputs" tardouts, reticence to do even cursory home maintenance and inability to save a dime without regard to income really their lose charm quickly) but considering that Phil Derangement Syndrome has destroyed about a dozen of his enemies, if not more, sincerely taking on DSP was just a bit more than they could handle, especially for these two clowns. Yes, I get it, Phil refuses to take accountability for any error ever and, as such, is perpetually stuck with the mentality of a pre-teen. At least he didn't LIVESTREAM CP ON 2/28/19.
When you aim aim aim at the king, you better not miss. And they couldn't hit the broad side of the barn. DSP wins again.

ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP
 
If he was even vaguely sensible, he would have cut his losses when he realized the degree to which paypig farming involved turning a blind eye to perverts. That isn't intuitive from the outset, but once learned, one is at a true moral crossroads. He made his choice and he can sink with the rest of them.
It was doomed towards that end from the start because ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP. That's his own cohost. The very same man that he rightfully said should go to jail for what he did which was possession and distribution of 35GB of CP EVEN TO UNDERAGED PARTIES IN HIS OWN WORDS. You do not get into fucking business with a person like that, not for a stream, not for a donut shop, not even for a fucking game of Super Mario. It's just such a doomed proposition, this whole empire is built upon that sand, upon that rug that someone can easily pull. Anyone that wants to kill the casino has a straight up kill switch right now and has had that for the better part of 2 years. All they need is slight audience overlap. There is no magical cope that can come from anyone really that can save em. Andy Warski even could straight up go to jail if it breaks mainstream, and he should go to jail. Not even Gator's antique superbroom can sweep that one up.
 
It was doomed towards that end from the start because ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP. That's his own cohost. The very same man that he rightfully said should go to jail for what he did which was possession and distribution of 35GB of CP EVEN TO UNDERAGED PARTIES IN HIS OWN WORDS. You do not get into fucking business with a person like that, not for a stream, not for a donut shop, not even for a fucking game of Super Mario. It's just such a doomed proposition, this whole empire is built upon that sand, upon that rug that someone can easily pull. Anyone that wants to kill the casino has a straight up kill switch right now and has had that for the better part of 2 years. All they need is slight audience overlap. There is no magical cope that can come from anyone really that can save em. Andy Warski even could straight up go to jail if it breaks mainstream, and he should go to jail. Not even Gator's antique superbroom can sweep that one up.
True. I was unaware of the 2/28/19 stream until mid/late Nov 2024 and forgot that PPP was aware of it before the KC debut. He said something about "my fault for building on sand" in the Percip DMs and I'm 99% certain he intended to snake Andy from the beginning. The boxed wine coup failed and he went back to building on sand. His unique ability to get kicked out of college for sexual harassment ON A PRIMARILY PAJEET CAMPUS and NOT LEARN OBS DESPITE BEING IN THE BROADCASTING BUSINESS only show a profound unwillingness to do things the slow, steady and secure way. If Ashton were only allowed to quote scripture he personified, well, every rant he's ever made has to be excluded from the record.
 
Personally I don't think it's a big deal that ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP and honestly the fact that everyone is constantly bringing up that ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP is being childish and unfair. Don't you think us normal users are tired of being reminded that ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP. I just hope some True & Honest Janitors come down here and sweep up the fact that ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP. But if they can't, the least they can do is save face by creating socks and flagging every mention of the fact that ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP as Autistic and do it En Masse coincidentally right after Jersh re-enables React Notifications. That way the retards who keep posting about how ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP will get derailed by the negrating and then the thread can be swept up with a valid excuse. Since doing it to hide the fact that ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP would cause a lot of controversy.
 
Did they forget to pay they're editor? there are so many good segments they haven't uploaded onto the clip channel. WHERE IS THE FUCKING MUTA SEGMENT??? WHY WASN'T IT PUT ON THE CLIP CHANNEL??? WHY ARE THE CHAGAT SEGMENTS NOT ON THE CLIP CHANNEL?!?? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE RETARDS DOING?!?!?
guess we have to subscribe to the gumroad, there buddy, if we want to get to the good content. that is, unless we get 50 subs right now to celebrate that time when

ANDY WARKSI LIVESTREAMED CP
 
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