Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[biggacracka]

As a kid, Jack absolutely looked Mexican.

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He even looks pajeet. Like the higher caste pajeets but still jeets

 

[myhairisonfire]

As a kid, Jack absolutely looked Mexican.

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he looks like a fucking ninja turtle

 

[Marc]

 

[densedance]

If he's 100% Italian then what the fuck is he doing going to Pizza Hut?

Yeah tought the same. What an absolute wrong take on the whole wannabe patriotism stuff.

 

[Super Hans v2]

There a reason he can't buy his own Xbox? All I know is that if I had dropped that kind of money on my Dad he'd have insisted I take it back. After all if he wanted one he would have bought it himself.

2005 would have been during the time he was larping as a independent movie producer. Jack hasn't been gainfully employed since the 90s.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

As a kid, Jack absolutely looked Mexican.

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He looks like Lloyd from Malcolm in the Middle.

 

[ILikeYou]

Who is his target audience, in his mind? I'm sure his true demographic of viewers is mostly just people who despise him and find joy in his misery, but he has a weird way of acting like he's making an instructional video for teenage boys. Like, his video for how to make a dinner for a romantic night in, which comes w/ all kinds of unsolicited personal and grooming advice for young men. But then, he also seems to make videos for conspiracy-believing boomers who think vegetables are actual poison for the human body.

In the 2nd carnivore diet video he did w/ his brother (who's older than him but looks far younger), Jack's brother says he has a bowel movement every 2-3 days, but sometimes goes up to 5 days w/out one. He also says he's 'pooping clean' now, in that when he wipes it's a 'ghost wipe,' aka nothing there. That's bc when you're constipated, it's all super dry bc your large intestine absorbs water, so the longer it sits, the worse that gets . Going that infrequently is neither healthy, not comfortable, and that's just another bit of visceral punishment that Jack endures because he's a fool.

 

[lindsayfan]

As a kid, Jack absolutely looked Mexican.

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i feel sure it's been posted before regarding jack "mystery meat" sk'al-fani but he's really the spitting image

 

[biggacracka]

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Truly the bologna of human dna

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Who is his target audience, in his mind? I'm sure his true demographic of viewers is mostly just people who despise him and find joy in his misery, but he has a weird way of acting like he's making an instructional video for teenage boys. Like, his video for how to make a dinner for a romantic night in, which comes w/ all kinds of unsolicited personal and grooming advice for young men. But then, he also seems to make videos for conspiracy-believing boomers who think vegetables are actual poison for the human body.

I've often wondered the exact same thing. Half the time it seems like he thinks his target audience is made up of preteen and teenage boys, because he'll say things like 'make sure you get an adult to help you' or 'ask your parents before you do this', and the rest of the time he seems to think it's housewives. I guess that all makes sense, since his 'audience' in real life has mainly consisted of Tammy and Junior.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

This is the most disgusting thing Jack has ever produced. Fish sauce chili is tame compared to this sentiment of "I have it and you dont! Get fucked!" Absolute peak American Boomer greed and entitlement..

Are you talking about fish sauce as a chili ingredient in general or his disgusting looking seafood soup? If it's the former that's a pretty common ingredient as far as I'm aware used to add MSG into the dish.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Who is his target audience, in his mind? I'm sure his true demographic of viewers is mostly just people who despise him and find joy in his misery, but he has a weird way of acting like he's making an instructional video for teenage boys. Like, his video for how to make a dinner for a romantic night in, which comes w/ all kinds of unsolicited personal and grooming advice for young men. But then, he also seems to make videos for conspiracy-believing boomers who think vegetables are actual poison for the human body.

In the 2nd carnivore diet video he did w/ his brother (who's older than him but looks far younger), Jack's brother says he has a bowel movement every 2-3 days, but sometimes goes up to 5 days w/out one. He also says he's 'pooping clean' now, in that when he wipes it's a 'ghost wipe,' aka nothing there. That's bc when you're constipated, it's all super dry bc your large intestine absorbs water, so the longer it sits, the worse that gets . Going that infrequently is neither healthy, not comfortable, and that's just another bit of visceral punishment that Jack endures because he's a fool.

The stated goal from the beginning was to be the "everyman's cooking channel" focusing on easier recipes. In reality this meant unfocused bullshit to an imagined audience of literally everyone, with Jack's cognitive decline you get this meandering aimlessness.

 

[Sugriva]

As a kid, Jack absolutely looked Mexican.

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he looks sicilian, which are basically the niggers of italy.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

he looks sicilian, which are basically the niggers of italy.

I have to post this now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_G7-opxBLQ

EDIT: Clip wouldn't load.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

he looks sicilian, which are basically the niggers of italy.

The Scalfanis were the niggers of Sicily.

 

[Carlos Thin]

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What God hath made clean, thou shall not deep fry in bacon and cheese you fat fuck.

 

[Puggers]

This is pretty fucking rich for a fat fuck like Jack to be saying after he tried (IIRC) selling AI generated art that had all sorts of fuck ups on his now defunct Etsy store.

But, I guess its just another thing he can bitch about.

 

[EatYourVeggies]

Jack used the community tab on his youtube channel to advertise a sale on his merch store. However, the shirts are already obsolete (it's not halloween and it's no longer 2024). Who would buy this? These two shirts are some of my favorites he's ever made. That pumpkin didn't have enough holes in its head to accurately represent Jack, however the second one represents his ideas perfectly: Bolitical agendas and juicy meatz. Even better, he didn't even cook that steak himself, that is present in the photo, despite being a youtoob chef for a gorillion years.

 

[Bassomatic]

In regards to who Jack's trying to reach out to, I think back in the day he was going for everyone under "see what sticks" now he's just so retarded and his narcissist behaviors can't be contained he really just feels he's entitled to be the voice of reason on everything.

Jack should honor his Arab forefathers and make a carnivore hummos. I'd actually pay to see that.

 

[a terminal posture]

Um, ok. 'Amish' food is basically just generic American food with a couple of German heritage dishes.