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Catgirl Tyranid said:
Is Trump's new Manifest Destiny (Canada, Greenland, Mexico) just the dangling keys so he can get deportations done with less media backlash?
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Doubtful but it'd be absolutely hilarious if after a decade of conspiracy theorists sperging about a North American Union that Trump is the one to actually do it. Further proof that God is the world's greatest comedian.
 
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I've briefly been to Greenland. A native shouted "Denmark go home" at me and a few other guys because we looked European (I'm a bong and the others were actually russians). This snow nigger was doing the same as most of the other slants, hanging out of a bar door in the middle of the day because there is nothing else to do, or they are too dumb/lazy.

If Trump offers free gibs to the natives, Greenland will 100% vote to be part of the US.
 
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The Last Stand said:
I don't get it.
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What do you get?

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Doesn't matter. We need to mine the ice to fight global warming or something.
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Exactly, the ice in Greenland is all-natural ice, and didn't require burning fossil fuels to run refrigeration apparatuses to make it. Imagine just how much less global warming we'll have if we mine ice sustainably.
 
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CEO of Gay said:
What do you get?


Exactly, the ice in Greenland is all-natural ice, and didn't require burning fossil fuels to run refrigeration apparatuses to make it. Imagine just how much less global warming we'll have if we mine ice sustainably.
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Did you know the ice in Greenland is FREE!? You can just take it! I have a whole igloo at home!
 
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Trump isn't going to buy or annexe greenland, or canada for that matter. These are the big asks that he always comes out with. He'll follow up with what he really wants once he's got himself settled in the big chair. I'm not going to predict what they'll be, but I bet it'll be related to trade, or mineral rights.
 
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Nopenopenope said:
I've briefly been to Greenland. A native shouted "Denmark go home" at me and a few other guys because we looked European (I'm a bong and the others were actually russians). This snow nigger was doing the same as most of the other slants, hanging out of a bar door in the middle of the day because there is nothing else to do, or they are too dumb/lazy.

If Trump offers free gibs to the natives, Greenland will 100% vote to be part of the US.
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Free booze and we'll win the Greenland plebiscite 100-0. USA USA USA
 
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