Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

After reading what you guys wrote, I got genuinely sad as a foreigner I'll never experience this.

I literally hit this thread when the election was early called on MatI before I hit the election thread! Rick is such a treasure.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Never hear of the guy (I read a decent amount of Sci fi..or maybe it's because I read an amount of DECENT sci fi )except for that painful Jackie Singh presentation where she kind of does the "imagine an imaginary little girl of the imagination" to "and do you know who that little girl was" bit..shocker
Jackie may be brown, but that doesn't make her M. Night Shyamalan

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I'd like to think that there's at least one person who voted for reasons similar to yourself and tried explaining this to a pollster who had contacted them prior to the election.

Pollster: Wait, so you're saying that you want Trump to win because some guy in Wisconsin will argue with his toilet on Twitter because of it?

Citizen: No, he's going to do that either way, but if Trump wins he's going to be way, way more upset when he does it.

His toilet just wants him to lay off the cheesesteaks, beer, and niggeroni.

Fat Rick considers any attempt to limit his consumption of those three things to be RFK Jr trying to give him the FasKKKist MAHA agenda and he'll double down on all three of them. Because he is not only fat, he is also stupid, as well as fat.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Good to see Patrick and Ralph start 2025 strong for LotY.

 

[Drama Fan]

Advanced marseyologists at rdrama have made several fatrick marseys, one brave person has sent one to Pat and got childed in response. Twitter (archive)

Orange and white patterned cats will enjoy prison, but hopefully be spared the pepperoni mill.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Patrick can call us stalker child's all he wants, but no one here has ever bothered to use bellingcat to find his exact location at any time.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Advanced marseyologists at rdrama have made several fatrick marseys, one brave person has sent one to Pat and got childed in response. Twitter (archive)
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Orange and white patterned cats will enjoy prison, but hopefully be spared the pepperoni mill.

>i think you are mentally ill
>i'm right

pick one, for fuck's sake.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Orange and white patterned cats will enjoy prison, but hopefully be spared the pepperoni mill.

This is mine now, for a time at least.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This is mine now, for a time at least.

Creamsicle I think needs to enjoy prison for awhile, maybe it'll curb her need for violence.

 

[Drama Fan]

This is mine now, for a time at least.

That is only your delusion! Enjoy drama, stalker child!

 

[Marvin]

This, more than anything else, was why I voted for Trump. More than how much I detest Biden and Kamalalala, more than policy, more than the price of eggs, more than the unwashed hordes swarming our southern border, it was to see Big Titty Rick in full meltdown.

And it, is, GLORIOUS!

Lol I remember thinking about Rick for just a moment as I was voting. I think I heard oinking in the distance as I marked my ballot for Trump, but I quickly dismissed it as just my imagination.

 

[AnOminous]

Citizen: No, he's going to do that either way, but if Trump wins he's going to be way, way more upset when he does it.

NO NO NO NO I took a pole today and 100% of people were extremely angry that the tent collapsed.

 

[Maude Snew]

Or they’re begging you to help them because the FBI won’t. The Germans have implanted a tracking device in them and listen to their phone calls/track them at all times.

It's not all bad though. Now German engineering isn't what it used to be but the recipe for Nogwurst he got out of it is world class.

 

[grey area]

Imagine giving this much of a fuck about an apparatus you have no control over and, if anything, will likely improve your quality of life by doing the things you pretend to hate.

Enjoy hypertension.

 

[Meriasek]

Enjoy hypertension.

Yes, child. He has been enjoying hypertension for 20 years. You haven't. Enjoy lack of dizziness when you stand up.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

The votes in the Julay's have been counted and Pat has been officially declared to be the winner of the Internet Famous, Grift Wars and Internet Tough Guys category!

He had the second highest total of any participant in the minor categories at time of writing, being beaten only by Coach Dead Pill. I would argue that Pat was in a much larger and more challenging category so I think that this achievement should give him automatic entry into the main category next year.

Finally, he let the idiot win!

 

[Meriasek]

The votes in the Julay's have been counted and Pat has been officially declared to be the winner of the Internet Famous, Grift Wars and Internet Tough Guys category!

He had the second highest total of any participant in the minor categories at time of writing, being beaten only by Coach Dead Pill. I would argue that Pat was in a much larger and more challenging category so I think that this achievement should give him automatic entry into the main category next year.

Finally, he let the idiot win!

Let's see what ribs and bits 2025 has in store for the Chubby Cheesesteak. It might finally be his year.

 

[polyester]

Meme Mike shares a book pitch (link, archive):

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Yes, child. He has been enjoying hypertension for 20 years. You haven't. Enjoy lack of dizziness when you stand up.

Wrong in every detail as always, stalker. He has not been suffering because it has been properly managed with medication. Enjoy prison.

 

[Maude Snew]

Wrong in every detail as always, stalker. He has not been suffering because it has been properly managed with medication. Enjoy prison.
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His inside pressure is not an issue because it's counteracted by gravity, child, it's a very delicate balance as he will get less girthy the more weight he gains until he collapses into a seething, smelly singularity, spewing salt at sadistic stalkers from his safety sofa.