Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that his mother will change his diaper.

[anliteralidiot]

I've been listening to Andy stuff today, and I just caught this:
Joe has fucking cancer?

He says he didn't want Andy to know about his heart condition, and he didn't want Andy to know about his fucking cancer... It might be his dad, but it doesn't sound like him...

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Just came across this guy on the Kiwitapes…he is quite possibly more unbearable than Steven Assanti. Jfc

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Just came across this guy on the Kiwitapes…he is quite possibly more unbearable than Steven Assanti. Jfc

Man, that would make for an entertaining observation. Assanti and Ditch stuck in an apartment together. Steven would want to kill Andrew, but he's too fat to do so. Andrew would annoy the shit out of Assanti, and Assanti would bully him constantly. I think the both of them are too retarded to even cook for themselves, unfortunately, Assanti would order stuff, and Ditch would probably drop the retard act if he really needed to cook to survive.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Man, that would make for an entertaining observation. Assanti and Ditch stuck in an apartment together. Steven would want to kill Andrew, but he's too fat to do so. Andrew would annoy the shit out of Assanti, and Assanti would bully him constantly. I think the both of them are too retarded to even cook for themselves, unfortunately, Assanti would order stuff, and Ditch would probably drop the retard act if he really needed to cook to survive.

No, Ditch would order stuff, too. The microwave is too scary.

And he'd bully Assanti back, either by throwing hands, or throwing diapers.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

And he'd bully Assanti back, either by throwing hands, or throwing diapers.

This would still be entertaining to watch them both go at each other. Too bad we'll never get it.

No, Ditch would order stuff, too. The microwave is too scary.

The fucking audacity of this idiot to waste that woman's time

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Man, that would make for an entertaining observation. Assanti and Ditch stuck in an apartment together. Steven would want to kill Andrew, but he's too fat to do so. Andrew would annoy the shit out of Assanti, and Assanti would bully him constantly. I think the both of them are too retarded to even cook for themselves, unfortunately, Assanti would order stuff, and Ditch would probably drop the retard act if he really needed to cook to survive.

Ohhhh the crossover nobody wants but everybody needs. Imagine Steven screeching that he NEEDS A CHEESE AND PEPPERONI PIZZA NOW while Ditch covers his ears and screams

 

[Armor of God]

I put myself through the absolute torture of listening to a few of the recent videos in the "My Autism Journey" channel.

One thing that many of you have already picked up on is how he drops the act from time to time. Compare how he speaks when he's 'tism-splainin' to the A-Loggers about his "disability" to when he's talking to his folks or caregivers. It's a dead giveaway that this fuck is absolutely putting on a performance.

The other thing that is even more alarming is the fact that one video from a few days ago is a 25 minute call with his parents...given all of the shit that he's pulled, you'd think that his folks would hang up on him immediately but they actually sit there and entertain the retarded conversations. On top of that, apparently his Dad has been driving over to whatever home he's in to deliver supplies. Andy also appears to have access to a family credit card that he uses to order diapers and shit.

Add this to that other video of his idiot Aunt talking to that officer and repeating that she wanted Andy to go to the hospital to get checked for injuries just shows you that the entire family continues to be at fault for enabling this kind of horse shit.

 

[Meat Target]

In his latest call to Tom, he starts demanding that Tom remember exactly whatever doctors wrote 30+ years ago, then has the nerve to claim he's "practicing his speech therapy and two-way conversations", which is what he calls talking at people and not letting them respond.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I've been listening to the Squatch-Watch episode playlist while I worked today, and I think I have a rough understanding about how he keeps getting back to his parent's house. It's not because Janet or Tom like him, or condone him living there: it's because he either breaks into their home, or he gets a ride from someone who doesn't know to go there. Seriously, he doesn't have a room there anymore, he was sleeping in the living room. But, it just kept happening, and they gave up trying to stop it.
The only reason he hasn't done this lately is because of the warrant in Tonawanda.
But Tom fuckin hates Andy, and he's really funny when he goes after Andy and his dumb bullshit.

Also Andy takes morphine for his back problems. That's just fuckin wild to me.

 

[Angel Dust 2]

I've been listening to the Squatch-Watch episode playlist while I worked today, and I think I have a rough understanding about how he keeps getting back to his parent's house. It's not because Janet or Tom like him, or condone him living there: it's because he either breaks into their home, or he gets a ride from someone who doesn't know to go there. Seriously, he doesn't have a room there anymore, he was sleeping in the living room. But, it just kept happening, and they gave up trying to stop it.
The only reason he hasn't done this lately is because of the warrant in Tonawanda.
But Tom fuckin hates Andy, and he's really funny when he goes after Andy and his dumb bullshit.

Also Andy takes morphine for his back problems. That's just fuckin wild to me.

Why not just call the cops tho and have him arrested every time he does it? Get a restraining order, follow through on the charges for once. They keep letting his bullshit slide..

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Why not just call the cops tho and have him arrested every time he does it? Get a restraining order, follow through on the charges for once. They keep letting his bullshit slide..

I wonder if it's an optics things. On the surface, some people could fall for his facade easily. They may want to prevent a PR thing, or avoid giving a press conference like some PDs do (like Grady Judd).

This is just speculation though. I could be overlooking other factors.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I've been listening to the Squatch-Watch episode playlist while I worked today, and I think I have a rough understanding about how he keeps getting back to his parent's house. It's not because Janet or Tom like him, or condone him living there: it's because he either breaks into their home, or he gets a ride from someone who doesn't know to go there. Seriously, he doesn't have a room there anymore, he was sleeping in the living room. But, it just kept happening, and they gave up trying to stop it.
The only reason he hasn't done this lately is because of the warrant in Tonawanda.
But Tom fuckin hates Andy, and he's really funny when he goes after Andy and his dumb bullshit.

Also Andy takes morphine for his back problems. That's just fuckin wild to me.

If Tom hated Andy he would've cut all monetary ties to him. He's just disappointed.

The Andrew Ditch subreddit is NOT okay!

 

[anliteralidiot]

If Tom hated Andy he would've cut all monetary ties to him. He's just disappointed.

Why not both? In one of them, there seemed to be an insinuation that Andy made him his payee on purpose, to force Tom to "keep" him. Tom had made some comment that if he wasn't Andy's payee, then Andy wouldn't be living there.

But yes, he's deeply disappointed in Andy.

 

[Lottie]

I was watching this and it reminded me a lot of Andrew Ditch. Some one ought to show it to him.

sounds gay

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Why not both? In one of them, there seemed to be an insinuation that Andy made him his payee on purpose, to force Tom to "keep" him. Tom had made some comment that if he wasn't Andy's payee, then Andy wouldn't be living there.

But yes, he's deeply disappointed in Andy.

A repeating theme with Andy's behavior is control.

Despite his apparent low intellect, Andy can manipulate people very well, but he seems to have a very, very deep seeded need for control over himself and the people around him despite wanting to be treated like a baby.
Andy wants his dad to do things for him? He pretend to be so incompetent that he needs someone to take over for him.
Andy wants to go into group home and play baby? He intentionally lets a skin rash get so bad it threatens his health, then claims he didn't know any better.
Andy think his dad needs to be taught a lesson? He screams to be let out on the side of the road, calls 911, and the local cops call Tom and say "how could you leave your special needs son on the side of the road?!"
I'm not saying he's great at pulling it off. If he was really smart he would know how making a video of his mom on the floor and unable to get up, and not helping her would make him look. But he clearly has brains when it comes to weaponizing his tantrums because no one wants to be the guy who bullies the retard kid.

 

[anliteralidiot]

A repeating theme with Andy's behavior is control....he seems to have a very, very deep seeded need for control over himself and the people around him despite wanting to be treated like a baby.

There's an irony to this, in that most diaper fetish people are attracted to it for the loss of control, and helplessness. Andy tries to feign both parts all the time, but it's clear he's neither helpless, nor losing control.

When he pisses on chairs, and throws his shit around Tom's truck, he's doing it maliciously.

There's also this "subtle" thing he does, where he insinuates he's going to kill himself, but not with direct, conventional means. Instead, he lets his skin infection fester, or he lies down in the snow (and sends pictures of himself lying in it to his parents), or runs into traffic. Most of these means are preventable by a third party, so that's why Andy chooses them. Don't want him to die of hypothermia? Let him inside! Don't want him to get hit by a car, again? Hold him tight, and don't skeer him!

Don't want him to have the skin infection?

CHANGE HIM.

He's a sicko in the truest sense of the word.

Despite his apparent low intellect,

I forget which thing I was watching, but something mentioned he doesn't qualify for the low-IQ disability. It's around 80 for him, iirc.

 

[Racist Parrot]

If Tom hated Andy he would've cut all monetary ties to him. He's just disappointed.

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You don't hallucinate off weed, what a massive faggot.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

Take a shot every time he says "I fake, he said I fake" and "I don't have 'pacity".
Then prepare for alcohol poisoning.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I would read the happenings posts on this guy with mild curiosity but never check out this thread, and then I was given baptism by fire by listening to Metokur's New Years stream.
This guy is almost what I would want out of a cow if not for how much of a detrimental nuisance he is to everyone around him with things like the fake emergency service calls and constantly tying up the police. Like he comes off as a different sort of JustinRPG, albeit his autism is performative. If he was an actual autist with an insanely strong scat fetish I'd be clamoring to have a sitcom of him and Justin made in a heartbeat.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

I forget which thing I was watching, but something mentioned he doesn't qualify for the low-IQ disability. It's around 80 for him iirc.

The 80 IQ precluding him from true retard status is the sign to me that it's a fairly legit assessment. If he were truly a high IQ manipulator pretending to be retarded, he'd be more successful at it and would have gotten a lower score. He certainly has every motivation to do it, he just doesn't have the brainpower to be truly convincing.

I would read the happenings posts on this guy with mild curiosity but never check out this thread, and then I was given baptism by fire by listening to Metokur's New Years stream.
This guy is almost what I would want out of a cow if not for how much of a nuisance he is to everyone around him. Like he comes off as a different sort of JustinRPG, albeit his autism is performative. If he was an actual autist with an insanely strong scat fetish I'd be clamoring to have a sitcom of him and Justin made in a heartbeat.

If it weren't for his family enabling him for so long, Andy would be a fatter, straighter Tommy Tooter; perpetually homeless, perpetually failing, perpetually raging at the universe for not bowing to his whims.