Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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vegans sure love trying to emulate meat
you'd think, if the prospect of eating animal is so abhorrent, that they wouldn't try and dress up fake foods as dead animal carcasses, and instead focus more on elevating the natural taste and texture of fruit, herbs, grains and mushrooms
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Speaking of msg related things and savoryness i'd recommend vegeta
I am more looking for a good neutral chicken bullion. I don't want one with tumeric and all those other herbs because that flavour profile is not useful if you want to make any South/East Asian cuisine.
 
I am more looking for a good neutral chicken bullion. I don't want one with tumeric and all those other herbs because that flavour profile is not useful if you want to make any South/East Asian cuisine.
You could make your own but that's wholly dependent on how comfortable you are with having your kitchen cabinets resemble a chemist's workshop.
-30 grams MSG
-50 grams Dextrose
-40 grams table salt
-1 gram Cysteine hydrochloride
-8 grams Methionine
-1 gram Tuarine
-30 grams Defatted soyabean Protein
-10 grams flour
-10 grams flax oil
-2 grams maggi sauce (for disodium isosinate and disodium guanylate, a tiny bit of vegemite works too)
-1 gram kombu algae powder
-5 grams nutritional yeast
-1 gram dried mushroom powder
-Spices (adjust to taste)

Once mixed add 1 tablespoon of powder to 250 ml of water.
Alternatively the classic method of preparing a stock and then freezing it as ice cubes is good too, you could use MSG, dextrose, kombu algae powder and table salt to get a more bullion like umami flavour; the things giving you the 'chickeny' flavour in the Chicken Alchemy spoiler are more or less everything with weird chemical names and you would be using actual chicken stock in place of them, as such you can stick to just the flavour boosters, just be mindful of adjusting for quantity and proportions.
 
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The irony of this being, of course, that White people invented (along with everything else ever) all southern food. Yes Taykesha, even fried chicken. Any attempt to say blacks invented any southern food ever is easily discredited with one google search.
Even chicken and waffles was started by Pennsylvania Dutch people.
 
but your average vegan is not some modest monk graciously abstaining from foods they morally believe shouldn't be eaten, they're just opportunistic posers who look for the easiest possible way to seem righteous while still indulging their desires
The monk thing is totally right. It's like they're pretending to be celibate monks and looking down on the gross sex havers beneath them, but they do nothing but goon to porn all day instead of pray.
Even chicken and waffles was started by Pennsylvania Dutch people.
Amish chicken and waffles and soul food chicken and waffles are two completely different things. One is cubed chicken served in a white sauce over waffles, like chicken a la king but with waffles, and the other is literally just fried chicken on a plate next to waffles.
 
I never understood this combination (I think it's rather odd). Does it have a special taste? This food doesn't exist where I live. There are waffles & fried chicken but not as a single meal.
No, fried chicken is surprisingly good with a little maple syrup though which is probably where the streams cross
 
No, fried chicken is surprisingly good with a little maple syrup though which is probably where the streams cross
It depends on the fried chicken. KFC's extra crispy? Sure. KFC original recipe? Maple syrup belongs on that about as much as ketchup does - which is to say, for the Asians in the thread who don't fucking get that you're not supposed to smother fried chicken in its own weight in Heinz, not at all.
 
I never understood this combination (I think it's rather odd). Does it have a special taste? This food doesn't exist where I live. There are waffles & fried chicken but not as a single meal.
I'd assume it was some stoned jazzman considering it (allegedly) started in a particular restaurant in Harlem. Southerners disagree with this. It caught on really rapidly, though. For whatever reason it's a good combination, and partly because you can pour maple syrup on either.

It really has nothing to do as far as I can tell with the Amish variant, which is incidentally also pretty good comfort food. Other than having both chicken and waffles as ingredients (the Amish variant is pulled and not fried), they're not really similar at all.
 
I'm watching the season premier of the new season of Kitchen Nightmares.

Despite the staff being all-white, they're located in New Orleans, arguably the capitol of black culture in America. You can tell through their fashion choices they're at least somewhat influenced by it.

When Gordon Ramsey tests out all the food, he finds most of it to be way too salty. Some items are so salty it almost made the manager throw up when she tried it.

So the production team asks about it with the guy in the kitchen who made it. He explains that the owner doesn't buy him any seasoning except salt, so if he doesn't use lots of salt, it will have no flavor.

Again, like in the OP, he couldn't recognize that onions, peppers, garlic, shallots, and so on, are all seasonings. They're just not dried and made into a powder.
 
Little known fact: Hindoos (at least the religious ones) don't use onion or garlic in their food because of the belief it makes them horny. Seriously google it if you don't believe. Fuck the jeets, garlic and onion are God-sent.
Some Hindus do eat it.

I have heard that some don't do it because, when they cook, they put out a small dish of the finished product to spoil in the sun so that one of their demon deities can eat it, and the deity they put the food aside for hates garlic and onion. This was a storyline on 90 day fiance.

The other night I watched a travel vlog of an Englishman yelling his way through mumbai. He tried some interesting stuff. Apparently, the "jain" people of India don't eat root vegetables of any kind including potato, so instead of potato masala slop sandwich, jain style of the same dish would be a mashed banana masala slop sandwich. Which sounds absolutely awful.
 
Speaking of msg related things and savoryness i'd recommend vegeta

It has a bit of a weird yellow color to it but its a really nice addition to soups, stews, grilled vegetables and rice dishes. Adds a really nice richness to things as well

and as for horrifying nigger tier foods.... new one just dropped. Behold, beyond steak:
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That looks fucking nasty. Never seen steak or steak tips that look anything like that in my life. Currently selling for $7 a bag here. Their solution to nobody buying this shit seems to be to come up with more beyond shit

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Just pointing out that the size of that bag at that price means the beyond steak is selling at about $14 per pound. For fake frankenstein chemical steak. Thats fucked
A fun little anecdote I can share about BEYOND is that even during COVID when the shelves in grocery stores were cleared out, the one product you could count on seeing there still in stock was this shit. Even facing a pandemic and possible starvation people still didn't want to buy it.
 
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