Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Zemblan Physics]

Imagine dirty talking to a rando on the internet only to discover that this face is responsible for those weirdly specific 2hr long make out session descriptions

100% she’s using her pooner twink pics on dating apps. Works for her since she obviously has no intention of hooking up with anyone, ever.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Who the fuck has 2 hour long make out sessions? Moreover, who the fuck finds that prospect appealing? Other than sex deprived women who read too much erotica, of course

Teens who didn’t zone out during abstinence only sex ed and became pathologically afraid of pregnancy and/or STDs.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Vicky is happy today - she gets to see a neurosurgeon about her spinal stenosis! Personally, I’d question some of my decisions if I was diagnosed with a self-inflicted spinal condition at 26, but then again, I’m not insane. Also, trying to score a
fad munchie diagnosis in addition to the probably real one? Retarded, I say.



Faking some anaphylaxis to celebrate!

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Vicki's avoiding some important conversation. Going to guess NYU has just about had enough of her bullshit.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Vicky is happy today - she gets to see a neurosurgeon about her spinal stenosis! Personally, I’d question some of my decisions if I was diagnosed with a self-inflicted spinal condition at 26, but then again, I’m not insane. Also, trying to score a
fad munchie diagnosis in addition to the probably real one? Retarded, I say.

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Faking some anaphylaxis to celebrate!
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Yeah, I'm sure she needs a neurosurgeon for her very real spinal stenosis. The pain she's feeling is definitely not because she willingly quit walking and now her back hurts from doing fuck all for years.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Iirc, there’s a risk of developing spinal lipomas when you’re on high doses of corticosteroids for a long time.

Since the supposed spinal stenosis was an incidental finding when they were looking for something else maybe they saw a narrowing of the spinal canal and just assumed it was stenosis? Then referred her to neurosurgery for further investigation?

She's a bit young for spinal stenosis, isn’t she? Then again, her biological age is probably around 135, so who knows.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

She's really young for spinal stenosis, that's normally a finding associated with ageing, caused by things like osteoarthritis.
I'm pressing F.
Show us the X-ray/CT scan/MRI Vicky!

Edit: lmao ninja'd by @Zemblan Physics

 

[parsnip]

do people like her get out of their chairs when they can't get caught, like if she's home alone? Or do they keep the bit up even when no one is around to witness it?

 

[Commander Suzdal]

do people like her get out of their chairs when they can't get caught, like if she's home alone? Or do they keep the bit up even when no one is around to witness it?

Over in the munchie thread, @Kate Farms Shill regularly points out the contrast between real wheelchair users with atrophied stick legs and fakers with healthy-looking legs. It's clear that a lot of them are walking enough to keep their muscles toned.

Shelby "Julian" Gavino, who got work as a token disabled model despite not being disabled, and Abby Sams, who plays on a wheelchair basketball team on days when she's not hiking in the mountains, have been photographed a few times alongside authentic cripples - the difference is striking.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

do people like her get out of their chairs when they can't get caught, like if she's home alone? Or do they keep the bit up even when no one is around to witness it?

She used to have a powerchair that she left on the first floor and would then go up to her fourth-floor walkup. She's definitely walking when no one's looking.

 

[Breadbear]

There are a couple munchies in the munchie thread who managed to strangle their spinal cords with fatty tumors (don't remember the name offhand, sorry) from corticosteroid abuse. Between that and the testosterone, I would not be surprised if her bones were like chalk and she had problems with her spine.
FAFO.

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

There are a couple munchies in the munchie thread who managed to strangle their spinal cords with fatty tumors (don't remember the name offhand, sorry) from corticosteroid abuse. Between that and the testosterone, I would not be surprised if her bones were like chalk and she had problems with her spine.
FAFO.

We discussed them a while back in this thread - a message with some links:

Here is a good one, to start with but the series Kate Farms Shill did on other munchies who abused corticosteroids prescribed by a doctor named Afrin is also a fun read. I remember seeing a few more by searching things along the lines of "prednisone spine" or "prednisone paralyzed" in that thread but I don't have a list ready.

Edit: just scrolled up and noticed that that second link was already shared a few posts back. It's a good series.

I think this is Victoria's endgame - abuse the prednisone and testosterone enough that she becomes actually disabled in some way and then milk that for all she can and constantly say "I told you so" to her parents. I don't think she'll do what T&H autist Madeleine-Camille "MC" Peruninger did and delete everything from pre SCI, quit prednisone, and just be a SCI/adaptive sports account from then on with no real mention of how the SCI happened.

 

[Ethyllithium Boybortion]

Vicky walks all the time & even brags sings about it:

 

[RandallBoggs]

Is it actually her endgame to disable herself for realsies, though? I get the vibe that much like Jaq and Cheyanne, Vicky has THE fatal munchie flaw: thinking she’s always in control. She’s so fucking stupid she probably doesn’t even realize the serious consequences of long term steroid use, not in the sense that she literally doesn’t know it’s bad for you, but she’s simply delusional enough to not think it’s gonna happen to her. She knows it’s bad, that’s why it’s such a big part of her charade. She must be in dire straits because why else would she constantly take prednisone?? She clearly HATES it you guys, it’s torturing her! But there’s nothing she can do, a true tragedy.

Reality won’t sink in for Vicky until her bones fucking dissolve.

 

[Teazel]

She's a bit young for spinal stenosis, isn’t she? Then again, her biological age is probably around 135, so who knows.

Congenital spinal stenosis is a real (and rare) thing, but let's be clear; Vicky would never EVER shut up about this if she actually had some kind of rare disorder to wield against her parents/school/life.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

do people like her get out of their chairs when they can't get caught, like if she's home alone? Or do they keep the bit up even when no one is around to witness it?

I’m pretty sure she is not pretending to be paralyzed so if she gets up and walks a little she can hit any doubters with the ambulatory wheelchair user line. It’s not like Rioley who has to be 100% committed to the bit.

I want to see how fast she gets up and runs away if a crackhead/rapefugee threatens her on public transit in NYC. She made herself too ugly for them to make untoward advances with her, but not too ugly to douse with lighter fluid and set on fire. There’s a paradox for wheelchair users in the United States: move to the suburbs where it’s safer but less accessible, or move to the city where it’s accessible but less safe. Most choose the suburbs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I want to see how fast she gets up and runs away if a crackhead/rapefugee threatens her on public transit in NYC.

You know, that's a good point: are there wheelchair-jackings?

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

You know, that's a good point: are there wheelchair-jackings?

Yes.
Oh my god yes.
Most wheelchair bound people know they’re sitting ducks. They have to travel with able bodied friends regardless of their ability to traverse the area unassisted. Even then shit will happen like random people trying to push the chair as if they were helping, crackheads coming up and trying to heal them via prayer, niggers casually asking if they can feel everything down there, etc. It’s a good idea to carry a brand name TASER that shoots like a gun, and one of those big mace cannisters that riot cops use.

If it wasn’t for intersectionality, every visibly disabled woman would be writing in Scott Adams for president. It’s like 95% of the trouble comes from niggers, spics, and to a lesser extent jeets. In Europe, gyppos and Pakis are also problematic. Just search “person in wheelchair robbed” and you’ll see plenty of examples. There would be more except most disabled people are good about avoiding these situations.

One way to deal with it if you’re disabled in college is to simply not leave campus except maybe for doctors appointments. I think that’s what Victoria does, because she has no IRL friends.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

You know, that's a good point: are there wheelchair-jackings?

I've heard about them happening here in the UK but only once or twice.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Just search “person in wheelchair robbed”

That makes sense, but I meant in the exact sense of car-jacking: dumping the rider out of their power chair and putt-putting off into the sunset.

Around here, there are plenty of hobos who use power wheelchairs or mobility scooters as their mobile battle stations--it lacks the storage space of a shopping cart, but they're allowed to take it into stores or other public places, and get leeway from civilians.

A lot of hobos do have chronic foot wounds or activity-limiting conditions like meth cardiomyopathy, but their wheelchairs are banged up and ill-sized. Best case scenario, they're legitimately second-hand, but it's not like powerchairs have to be registered; take it a town away and cover it with filthy tote bags and nobody's going to notice.

edit: thought long and hard about which plural of "hobo" to use