Guys a literal retard is in love with me what should I do?

[Pruto]

this is not a joke, he is mentally disabled and he said he loves and wants to fuck my butt, what should I do?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Say that you hate sonic and thar trains are a stupid outdated form of transportation

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

retard on retard crimes

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Say that you hate sonic and thar trains are a stupid outdated form of transportation

But that's for autists, not retards.

OP, you should simply call him a faggot if you are a man or tell him that you are going to meet him at the ghetto late at night if you are a woman

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

"He"? Sorry but you're only allowed to fuck mentally regarded girls and only if they're hot.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Tell him you don't have a butt if you're male. He's retarded so he won't be able to dispute it.

If you're female then do whatever you want since you don't face consequences for your actions.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Tell him you'll let him foster parent your kid once he is a billionaire and you die of AIDS.

 

[Pruto]

Tell him you don't have a butt if you're male. He's retarded so he won't be able to dispute it.

He already saw my ass due to the incident that got me into this mess in the first place, is too late for this

If you're female then do whatever you want since you don't face consequences for your actions.

Cmon man you know me already I'm obviously not a girl

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Cmon man you know me already I'm obviously not a girl

I didn't want to assume your gender identity, gender is malleable and on a spectrum and always in flux.

...Sometimes I'll just type this shit because it's so absurd and amuses me, but people actually believe and talk like this lmao

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Just flag down his handler and they'll drag his ass back to the special ed classroom

 

[Farsided]

Oh Romeo, I can not be your Juliet for I do not ride on the short bus. Our love can never be !

 

[isalaide]

Your standards are unrealistically high, give this man a chance, he is your looksmatch you BPD whore

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

if i have learned anything from russel greer it is that it is legally considered discrimination to not let a retard sex you in your butt. careful OP that this retard doesnt sue you for violating the ADA.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Listen, this dude is never going to get any action in his poor dumbass life, just let him smash, it will give you infinite good boy points, plus if anyone asked, he just made it up, he's retarded no one will believe him.

 

[DankSmoker]

He already saw my ass due to the incident that got me into this mess in the first place, is too late for this

Cmon man you know me already I'm obviously not a girl

Wait why were you showing a retard your butt?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

lol just spritz him with water

 

[Kari Kamiya]

He already saw my ass due to the incident that got me into this mess in the first place, is too late for this

This sounds just like a yaoi manga, it's that vague. Please be specific about this "incident" so this can be reviewed accordingly.

 

[dick brain]

I meant that platonically

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

say you know Mr. Beast and your tard buddy can't meet him if he fucks your butt

 

[Nervou$Cracker]

Dress up as sonic and have anal sex with a retard