🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Waifu Days]

Ethan Ralph, the Internet Rage Pig hobo of Mexico, has become a half deflated balloon. Both physically and mentally, I guess a steady diet of pills and no food has taken the wind out of his sails. Dick needs to feed this little piggy if Ralph is to holla like he once did.

 

[Niggernerd]

Ralph forgot to turn the camera around
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Oh lord gonna be a long night.....
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"You take it up the ass"
Ralph, that's not a gotcha on a faggot. Unless milo vehemently declares he's a top.
However it's a own on yourself because you used to call a faggot "Massa milooo"
And made love journals about Metokurs Jake Gyllenhaal physique.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I did a while back when he showed the gunt. Even made an edit. Though I went with the comic rather than show.
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Also for anyone wondering how he got quad or tipple tits it was probably from connective tissue damage as a result of him running a light and getting t-boned. A guess would be that the seat belt pulled so hard it now causes his fat to only accumulate above and below the strap resulting in an extra fold below his tit.
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I did a search for Arse before posting because I wanted to see if anyone had made it. Threads move too fast sometimes. Oh well.

Forgot how horrifying that bruise was. Must be the blood thinners for his heart attack. Those cause easier bruising right?

 

[ChunkyKong]

I was bored so I extracted the audio of the bathroom video and fed it through Melobytes become a rapper thing to see how it works. Honestly not bad.


Source audio

Rap Version

 

[ChooChoo]

 

[Schpoots]

My top 4 ralph trip predidictions:

1. Overdoses at mastersons house. Suffa dick!
2. Gets mugged by the looters that are pillaging evacuated / burnt houses.
3. Grabbed by authorities for something related to Nick.
4. Gets into trouble while flying on drugs.

 

[BigJoey41X]

How the fuck can someone even achieve that body dog, fucking diabolical

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

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He looks like zoidberg all I kept thinking was the episode when he finally shows what he looks like.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

How close is Dick’s house to the fires? What are the chances of Dax, Milo, and Ralph being caught in the conflagration?

 

[☥Thoth☥]

I don't know how to archive this, but its hilarious

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1877553910199525633?t=k-uBtZ0yJoSNwW_tgyx_NA&s=19

I really appreciate the fact that Ralph has the look of a decommissioned Confederate officer yet the body type of an Earthflow Landslide.
Even without the threats he issued to the women in his life, the sheer impact of his gross body is violence enough.

 

[Drip Torch]

It's manbearpig

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Ralph, the Internet Rage Pig hobo of Mexico, has become a half deflated balloon. Both physically and mentally, I guess a steady diet of pills and no food has taken the wind out of his sails. Dick needs to feed this little piggy if Ralph is to holla like he once did.

He also held onto Nora's dildo and allegedly repeatedly sodomises himself with it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Maybe he's saying "get in the octogon?"

Knoxville 2 incoming?

At this rate Ralph may need Tonka's wheelchair to get in the ring. He didn't shield his face when he fell. Not a good sign overall.

 

[don't not shoot the Press]

He looks double his age.

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

same energy.

The Baron had class

I did a while back when he showed the gunt. Even made an edit. Though I went with the comic rather than show.
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Also for anyone wondering how he got quad or tipple tits it was probably from connective tissue damage as a result of him running a light and getting t-boned. A guess would be that the seat belt pulled so hard it now causes his fat to only accumulate above and below the strap resulting in an extra fold below his tit.
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We need a complete history of how Ralph's body was fucked up over time

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t Guntgate in a January too?

Every January, Piggertits always spirals in such an epic fashion. Last year he relapsed and sperged the hell out. This year doubly so. Something about January reminds Ralph of his advancing age, his increasingly failed show losing out, and the fact he can’t see his children.

January 11th is his wedding anniversary, with the anniversary of abscontion following in April I think.

Before getting his clothes off he was reminiscing about May and singing along to Goodbye Horses, again. This version of Goodbye Horses btw.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

I did a while back when he showed the gunt. Even made an edit. Though I went with the comic rather than show.
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Also for anyone wondering how he got quad or tipple tits it was probably from connective tissue damage as a result of him running a light and getting t-boned. A guess would be that the seat belt pulled so hard it now causes his fat to only accumulate above and below the strap resulting in an extra fold below his tit.
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You're a genius who cracked the mystery of the missing moob that puzzled dozens for entire days, you're Pythagoras of guntography
I salute you


Coincidence?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

If you're Dick, which causes you more dread?

-watching footage of horrific wildfires knowing they're approaching your house?

-watching footage of this drunk drug-addled mongoloid's chimpouts knowing he's approaching your house?

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

This is art

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This look like some Magic the Gathering trading card.

 

[Raven-621]

Ralph is becoming one of the gluttony demons from Dante’s Inferno.