DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Yes that's why his mommy told him he wasn't supposed to drive on that freeway. He inherited his fear of driving from mommy.

That's also why he moved closer to the helicopter company to minimize the driving. Even tho he only saved maybe 5 minutes.

Just today he was spazzing out about the potential of driving 20 miles. 20 miles is nothing lmao. Imagine piggy dealing with a daily commute.
He also had (probably caused) a car accident back in the day which didn’t help his phobia of driving.

Refuses to wear prescription glasses despite being blind as a bat, is probably nervous as fuck every time he’s behind the wheel and based on his gaming streams he has a shitty reaction time ON TOP OF always being at least a little bit sauced. He just needs to develop epilepsy and you have the perfect combination.
 
He also had (probably caused) a car accident back in the day which didn’t help his phobia of driving.

Refuses to wear prescription glasses despite being blind as a bat, is probably nervous as fuck every time he’s behind the wheel and based on his gaming streams he has a shitty reaction time ON TOP OF always being at least a little bit sauced. He just needs to develop epilepsy and you have the perfect combination.
Yeah, every time we get visitors from other dentspheres in here going on about how Phil really ain't so bad, the first thing that comes to my mind is how this selfish faggot puts other people's lives at risk every time he gets in a car because, idk, someone might call him four eyes?
He's been lucky so far, mainly because he doesn't do that much driving. I just hope that when his luck runs out that he doesn't crash into another car and hurt an innocent driver. It's probably :optimistic: thinking on my part, but the thought of him losing is license and Kat having to chauffeur him everywhere on his day ahf is just divine.
 
It's probably :optimistic: thinking on my part, but the thought of him losing is license and Kat having to chauffeur him everywhere on his day ahf is just divine.
Khet is not driving him. Remember the picture of him and Khet that was taken a few years ago? Phil was behind the wheel (without glasses mind you). Considering how she has ballooned she might not fit behind the wheel of the snort mobile

Edit: it seems Memology lurked here for a bit, we got another DSP video

 
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Khet is not driving him. Remember the picture of him and Khet that was taken a few years ago? Phil was behind the wheel (without glasses mind you). Considering how she has ballooned she might not fit behind the wheel of the snort mobile
That photograph is truly the Zapruder film of detractors lol

I bet fucking Classy Dorris took dat shit from da Grassy Knoll.

It's even better that it's a still photo and not a video so people have to write really long theories about what it shows and the emotions each person in it has.
 
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He revealed the list of upcoming games he wants to play, looks like he wants to get destroyed by randos in Virtua Fighter 5 again but more notably he wants to play Civ7. I know they've been dumbing down the series so that even The Modern Audience™ can play it but the same was the case with Baldur's Gate 3 using DnD5e as its base. I imagine it'll still be a fucking disaster with insane levels of handholding.
 
Then don’t play as him retard, the actual assassin of the assassin creed game is Japanese…oh wait it’s a woman so that’s also bad right lmao


No he fucking didn’t the retard said there were only two women ninja lmao, Mochizuki Chiyome alone trained hundreds of women

Like this whole topic is fucking stupid, assassins creed has never been historically accurate, and the games have been shit for at bare minimum half of the series, this is the worst hill to die on but pretending like Phil is “cooking” while he’s at best lying about shit he has no idea about and at worst just repeating other people’s talking points is pathetic and retarded
Are you sure you didnt mean to post on Bluesky?
 
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He revealed the list of upcoming games he wants to play, looks like he wants to get destroyed by randos in Virtua Fighter 5 again but more notably he wants to play Civ7. I know they've been dumbing down the series so that even The Modern Audience™ can play it but the same was the case with Baldur's Gate 3 using DnD5e as its base. I imagine it'll still be a fucking disaster with insane levels of handholding.
I can't wait until he wage quites every single one of them within the first 3 days.
No he fucking didn’t the retard said there were only two women ninja lmao, Mochizuki Chiyome alone trained hundreds of women

Like this whole topic is fucking stupid, assassins creed has never been historically accurate, and the games have been shit for at bare minimum half of the series, this is the worst hill to die on but pretending like Phil is “cooking” while he’s at best lying about shit he has no idea about and at worst just repeating other people’s talking points is pathetic and retarded
His point is Ubisoft went woke with black men and women in Japan (pretty much distorting history and culture to meet narratives) but 1. it's DSP and he will put it in a way that nobody can or will take it seriously at all and 2. he is essentially repeating other's talking points. It is very clear that he is doing it just to deliberately not play or it genuinely goes against his supposed political alignment but he is just so retarded that he cannot even put the narrative right.

Note that he has the exact same attitude as the Zoe Quinn, Anita Sarkeesian or Brianna Wu sort of woke abomination minus every influence they have that would make them actually serious threats against freedom of speech and democratic society in-general. He has no rights to call people woke to begin with.
 
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He revealed the list of upcoming games he wants to play, looks like he wants to get destroyed by randos in Virtua Fighter 5 again but more notably he wants to play Civ7. I know they've been dumbing down the series so that even The Modern Audience™ can play it but the same was the case with Baldur's Gate 3 using DnD5e as its base. I imagine it'll still be a fucking disaster with insane levels of handholding.
He made that list on stream a couple of weeks ago, as part of his Christmas "marathon" if I'm not mistaken. Did he bring that list up on stream today or something?
But yeah, he went through a list of upcoming titles and put anything that interested him a little bit on there. I only watched a small part of it, but it seemed like most of the games he put on there with basically the attitude of "meh, I'll give it a try, but I'll send it to banworld if you guise don't support it", along with a couple of games he was genuinely interested in. I'm guessing Civ VII was probably one of the games in the former category.
 
Are you sure you didnt mean to post on Bluesky?
I didn’t think it would be controversial to say Phil is a retard repeating other people’s talking points about a game series that has never been historically accurate in a lot of ways(and certainly hasn’t been in all its modern iterations), but I underestimated the amount of people who would think he is “cooking” because their hatred for niggers happens to overlap this time

Crazy concept but I don’t give retarded lolcows credit with broken clock mentality when our opinions slightly overlap because I know he’s a dishonest liar.
 
Kingdom come, Suikoden collection, Avowed, Yakuza, Ass Creed, Lost Record. Isn't that RPG OvErLoAd?

And considering how snail paced he is I would agree that he will wage quit most of them. Maybe not Yakuza and Suikoden as for one he likes the Yakuza games (and the Mc is just like Phil frfrfr) and 2 he wants to play Suikoden from what I remember. And will he try out Mai in SF 6? Probably not because, well

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Even more to the point, there is circumstantial evidence that the second bathroom (NOT THE DRAINED TOILET BATHROOM) may be a severe mold/germ factory due to neglect. Does anyone have the nuances of this at hand?
IIRC His shower wouldn't turn off, so he took a wrench and bent the pipe to stop the water, but he said there was still water seeping into the wall.
Yeah it was a dogshit decision by the devs. DSP pretty much cooked in that little Assassin's Creed rant.
I've heard the "it should have been a gook instead of a nigger" rant like 2 times already, which means you were hearing a 3rd time. Is it really possible to "cook" on a recycled rant? All his content is redundant slop that he regurgitates from twitter and then yells impotently into the void. Ubisoft is FUBAR, there's no reason to beat that dead horse.
 
Did he bring that list up on stream today or something?
Yes.

Maybe not Yakuza and Suikoden as for one he likes the Yakuza games (and the Mc is just like Phil frfrfr) and 2 he wants to play Suikoden from what I remember.
The new Yakuza game will be a brawler again and not a JRPG, plus it's a Gaiden game and if it's anything like the first one it'll take 30-40 hours to do a completionist run for it, so the main story should be just around 10 hours. He'll still take 60 hours to beat it somehow.
 
That Phil reads twitter headlines and regurgitates them without a second thought is a given. I don’t understand why this somehow turned into a 4 pages long debate about a game from a company that’s been creatively bankrupt for years.
Nigga u on page 5621 of the second DSP megathread
 
That Phil reads twitter headlines and regurgitates them without a second thought is a given. I don’t understand why this somehow turned into a 4 pages long debate about a game from a company that’s been creatively bankrupt for years.
Just typical leftist behavior feigning ignorance when they get called out on their antics mixed with their complete inability to admit that even Phil can be right about something every other decade or so, even if he got his opinion from twitter.
 
Surprise! Phil has a brain dead take on the fires in Los Angeles. In fact, Phil apparently thinks LA takes up an entire chunk of California.

And of course, he feels bad about people losing their homes, but then turns around and asks why anyone would want to live there if this keeps happening.

I think he needs a cinder block dropped on him.
Following phils logic the entirety of Japan would have to be abandoned because they have earthquakes, tsunami and hurricanes all the time
 
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He revealed the list of upcoming games he wants to play, looks like he wants to get destroyed by randos in Virtua Fighter 5 again but more notably he wants to play Civ7. I know they've been dumbing down the series so that even The Modern Audience™ can play it but the same was the case with Baldur's Gate 3 using DnD5e as its base. I imagine it'll still be a fucking disaster with insane levels of handholding.
God please play Kingdom Come 2, the first game was no slouch in terms of gameplay difficulty and making you think. If there's a monastery quest equivalent in the second game he will rage for sure. If he even gets to that point, he'll probably manage to die to a peasant with a stick.
 
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